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Morning gunkcoff As what can be described as hubris the Pelican is taking the whole fucking summer off. SiriusXM highest paid employee is not going to work till almost fall in September. The Worst Run Company in the Universe™ Mock On

Morning gunkcoff What to expect today from The Hardest Working Man in Show Business™ :filler: Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Today Howard tries to find notes on a show he never watched with stars he use to mock. This will be after his sponsored Covid lecture The ass kissing will be off the charts today since he wants to keep traveling with Aniston. Be prepared for The World's Worst Interviewer™...

Morning gunkcoff Today the World's Worst Interviewer™ will ashk David Crosby about His Father If Shteven Shtills ish the Love of Hish Life Are Hish Siblingsh are jealoush Why no one does 3 part harmony anymore The Procesh of writing shongs Donating his Sperm Death Mock On

Morning gunkcoff No Guest for The World's Worst Interviewer™ Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Instead of karaoke in cars he will be creating zzzzzzs on Zoom. Prepare for full ass kiss. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Another day another disappointment™ @reno Today we start with a 6 minute Chris Wilding Cranky Call. Radio Rodeo Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Taking a stab that today will will remember Ned Beatty for his work in Deliverance in between all the wheel of filler. If he is doing 82 shows he needs to slow down. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff The ex B-listers keep coming, Tom Arnold is coming in to ramble on about some nonsense he is up to and Rosanne again. Expect another dull show. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Tuesday, so it is hump day and probably almost vacation time. Honestly, today's show will be worse than yesterday with the opinions of a 79 IQ moron and a senile woman who is gaslit to not leave her home. Maybe it is live maybe not. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Today Pelican has "a lot to get to" translation "we will have lots of pre-recorded filler for the show. Plan on our 'Rona lecture brought to you by DHHS since no human being can let this rent so much in their heads for free. Well expect a terrible show. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Another unfunny woke untalented SNL person who will bore us with Loren, father hunger and SNL stories. Must have been a hard get... Needed to find his phone number. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Live? Who knows. Boring 112% Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Pelican said he had "so much to get to tomorrow" yesterday, that is code for 3 hours of filler with victory laps for Emily "boredom" Blunt. Hopefully Beefus will "know 'her' customer" on pop on mic and say something doltish. It should want to attention whore today. It feels...

Morning gunkcoff Today marks the 1/2 mark for shows for the year... Also we get to hear about Capt Touchy Feely's Photon Torpedo hijinks with Brad. Expect 0.0 masculinity from the 112% Straight He-Man as all his questions will be about George and his "lifestyle". So is George the A-List or...

Morning gunkcoff Darth Wigus and his sidekick Blobin the hut are on a search to hunt down Comedy and destroy it. Darth uses the power of the dark wig to fool Executives at SiriusXM to keep him and his useless Group of impotent troops employed. They are only challenged by a small rag tag...

Morning, Hypochrite Howie is in Florida. Compulsive liar cannot admit he is there while #Dolt keeps showing pictoes of Florida wildlife. How is Beefus staying of the Columbian sugar? *allegedly * Prepare for non - prepared Pelican killing 3 hours in Palm Beach. The best part is Gaslit Blobin...

Morning :coffee: This morning 79 will poop on his fans by interviewing a puppet to get his life story... Yes, not the puppeteer Jeff Smeegle ... The fucking puppet Triumph on radio over Zoom! We have truly found another ring of hell for the Stern Show brought to you from Sunny Florida. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Instead of Notorious Pot smoker and HARRIBLE laugher Seth Rogan will being on again we get an anniversary of Blobin trying different treatments for her cancer. Tomorrow is Jeff Smeegle and Triumph the insult dog will be on. 3 hours of NONTENT from sunny Florida. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff 79's crush John Stamos is on tomorrow . Lots of "look at you" "so handsome" and "remember when..." John Stamos This is Your Sex Wiki™. Wednesday Mock On