** 06-30-21 #59 Viva Vacatialution! See You in September THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[The Jackie Chair]

Morning

As what can be described as hubris the Pelican is taking the whole fucking summer off. SiriusXM highest paid employee is not going to work till almost fall in September. The Worst Run Company in the Universe™

Mock On

 

[Maxmaye]

Excuse me sir what do you do for a living?

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Takes negative feedback that he is taking a summer break as a compliment

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Now there is a 100 shows.

 

[The Butler]

Now it's 100 shows a year?

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Lies that SiriusXM wanted him to stay and he wanted to leave

 

[reno]

Howard has to explain why he’s taking the summer off. You’re lazy, Howard.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

79 says he has "incredibile work ethic"

 

[reno]

He said 82 shows this past spring. 100 is a lie.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

He has always been a very busy boy...

 

[Grimace]

Now it's 100 shows a year?

Sounds about right. Was comparing the schedule to last year. There are only 12 shows he would’ve done during this break that he did last year.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Jim Meyer fucked this company

 

[Mr. Judy Tenuta]

Takes negative feedback that he is taking a summer break as a compliment

What’s really happening is his few fans left are finally seeing what we have been seeing for 10 plus years.

 

[Harry Vaner]

GM
Maybe SIRIUS finally is hearing the complaints and told him to address it.
Lying sack of shit.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Says he had a conversation with Jennifer Wintz.
She can not be happy

 

[Grimace]

Sirius asking him not to leave is the fake story. Or maybe not. Maybe they really are afraid of not having him.

 

[reno]

I have the feeling I used to get on the last day of school! Stern free summer.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Lying about ideas that he presented at K-Rock that he can tape his show.
"I can play these tapes when I am on vacation, which I did not have many of" liar

 

[reno]

Howard invented reruns.

 

[iloveyoubut]

He has always been a very busy boy...

He's doing TOO MUCH!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

79 invented syndication

 

[Grimace]

Last of a dying breed

 

[lisac37]

I'm just tuning in now--I have a feeling this is going to make me sick

 

[The Jackie Chair]

79 trying to make Mel was Jealous of him "like a girlfriend"

 

[BonJovial]

This is not enjoyable listening

 

[lisac37]

oh god I already can't handle this

 

[reno]

This is one of the richest people in entertainment. Always acting like he’s a downtrodden employee.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

This is 112% bull

 

[The Jackie Chair]

79 wanted to be part of Hollywood only reason he wanted to be on in LA

 

[lisac37]

he always lies but this is stunning