creatively bankrupt

Morning :coffee: The Praying Mantis will make up how he and Whorse had sex last night. I always love a good science fiction tale. Expect more of the same filler since no effort is put into this disaster. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Today Peter Pansexual will have fake praise for his "wife" and talk about the outfits at the superbowl and how he liked the halftime show :OMGcock: Mock On

Morning :coffee: Dana Carvey and David Spade. Great if this was 1997...now not so much. Pushing a podcast. Ray? :deadpreach:? Mock On

Morning :coffee: Expect nothing relevant or interesting from the 68 Year Old Grandfather SK8R Boi in a Wig and the demented Hippo. Mock On

Morning :coffee: So I see free speech and thought people are scared of Joe Rogan while I pussy poster Boi for the 1%ers may get another free pass for being out of his mind. Expect more of the same milquetoast PC garbage from the 6 foot 8 Toucan with nuts the size of peas. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Honestly 79 has raised his oedipus game to expert lately, with not only sexualizing his mother but now his sister. Low hopes today for anything entertaining. Mock On

Morning :coffee: A guest, well not a real guest a washed up physical comedy guy who has a show on SiriusXM, Johnny Knoxville This is Your Wiki™. Lots and lots of dick talk. Almost guarantee that 79 has never watched a Jackass movie. At least I will be at the dentist in less pain. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Today manly man 79 will talk about outfits of the Rams and how they look better than any other team. Then thast 20 minutes will pass and we will get Meatloaf and Louie Anderson This is Your Death Wikis™ Add in some homo talk and boom call it a day. Mock On

:coffee:. Morning Honestly without a guest only Beefus and Ronnie are left to talk to today. Mock On

Morning :coffee: After the fake out yesterday that I did not fall for, today 79 gets a gift from God... A dead Whackpacker with tape to kill an hour. Marfan Mike will be "honored" by Marfan Howard through all the tape the staff could find yesterday. Throw in a Covids lecture and some TDS and...

Morning :coffee: The World's Oldest SK8R Boi Petulant Teenage Girl is 68 Grandfatherly Years Old today. Let us all wish Grandparents a Happy Birthday on Twitter and in our post here. Fuck you Grandpa! Mock On

Morning :coffee: The best thing about the Stern Show is Todays show is better than tomorrow's The worst thing is today's is worse than yesterday's I feel a Whackpacker will kill time today. Mock On

Morning :coffee: The show about nothing for nobody will bring some homosexuality and Oprah talk to the satellite lost in space. Mock on

Morning :coffee: Today should be Jam packed show with all new mate...bullshit it will be door knocking and filler with a year in review for 3 weeks. Mock On

Morning :coffee: The final show of the worst year, so far of The Howard Stern Show. We got 120 minutes of do you remember this and can you explain the process with crotchety Neil Young. What a shitty year it has been, it has been like Chinese leftovers in the back of the fridge for a week...

Morning :coffee: Maybe we get a Festivus, Chanukah and Christmas miracle all rolled into one and the Pelican and Manatee will be gone until January! 79 was sure hinting at this yesterday and honestly I can't imagine the 2 guests he named, Niel Young and Billy Eilish, running in for a...

Morning :coffee: Probably more Beatles, Bachelorette, cawk, gay and Covids then ki'en painting. Mock On

Morning :coffee: What will be the worst show of the year, the 2nd "bonus show" from a lying Pelican. The good news we may only have 3 to 6 shows left, the bad news there is 4 years left on this contract. So expect at least a14 day vacation for us. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Petulant S8TR BOI gets to have 12 or 19 days off for Thanksgiving to spend with his family painting ki'ens and watching TV. Expect nothing except the carcus of the Buffalo known as Whackpackers to be picked clean. Oh and maybe some more inappropriate talk of girls young...

Morning :coffee: The King of All Media™ well except Cinema, TV, Print and Social has promoted nothing for today. Cleaning out the computers would be a welcome sight. So here goes nothing... Really there is nothing. Mock On