creatively bankrupt

Morning :coffee: What should be another none show 79 will be setting up for Billy Corgan and Perry Ferral tomorrow with a show about nothing today, subjects including; Beth is an Angel and a Saint Covids Propoganda Mocking his elderly parents Using The Wheel of Filler to pick Ronnie, JD...

Morning :coffee: Does this count as an A list or B list guest? Again using every last bit of the Buffalo including the senue. Marriane from Brooklyn your on the line... Mock On

Morning :coffee: Get the barf bags ready 79 is about to make Gilbert Gottfried's career about himself. Banned for 7 years from the show but 79 will say he made his career. Then This is Your Death Wiki™. :vomit: To add insult to injury Amy "Joke Stealer" Schumer is on to add her two cents. Be...

Morning :coffee: The world's most famous Felon Father-in-law comes to dinner at Wigeracè's palace last night. Expect much more of Beefus and Oooooooooohgaaaaaa Doug today to talk of all the zanyness of having dinner at 4. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Who will bail on Pelican this week? When is SiriusXM going to address his basement hiding? Don't know but be sure to hear tons of gay antics and cawk talk today plus Covids. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Today self proclaimed "comedian" and Potato look-a-like Winner Amy Schumer will be on to talk about Chris Rock and Will Smith since no one else on the planet cares about this. There should also be pontificating and talking down to the unwashed masses too. Then ki'en painting...

Morning :coffee: Psychotherapy session for alt rock band mixed with This is Your Wiki™ should make this an interview that they will hope would never have happened. Maybe we will learn "The process" of writing such songs as Give it Away Now and Suck My Kiss. 112% sure it is pre-recorded...

Morning :coffee: Taking a guess and have to believe that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers are on tomorrow and Miss Piggy on Wednesday. Should have a recap of Animoes today with an Angel and a Saint Beefus, Covids, Jesus Complex with his parents and Trump Derangement Syndrome... You know Groundhog...

Morning :coffee: After the fluff of crap filler there will be an inquisition of MGK for 2 hours where 79 will ask hard hitting questions like; Do you have mother hunger? Did your parents only do missionary since they were? Did you get beaten up in a black neighborhood like me? Do you have...

Morning :coffee: One guest already bailed this week, hopefully Machinegun Kelly will find an excuse not to be visually raped tomorrow by the closeted Zookeeper. Today expect more of the same filler JD, Ronnie, Michael Blitt, fake callers, Cranky calls and moronic current events talk but no...

Morning :coffee: The guest should be Tuesday and Wednesday, today will be all about the Oscars from the crypt notes his staff give him. Hint Amy Schumer did a Great Job according to 79 Hollywood Howie 0.0 mention of the leaked tape. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Groovin' today and of course we will have on a Whorse of course the fake Modoe Beth. Expect that, Stewart victory lap, cum hat and Covids lecture then it is ki'en painting time! Mock On

Morning :coffee: Know it all and part time farmer John Stewart comes in and gets his 1st This is Your Wiki™ of the year. We'll "comes in" is a lose term he will probably be in Studio while Pelican is in Florida hiding from Beefus. At least no HpE or Jizz talk. Mock On

Morning :coffee: After being well rested with 17 days off Pelican will complain about being tired and say he does not want to be here. William Hurt This is Your Death Wiki™ will be part of worthless filler. Mock On.

Morning :coffee: Courtney Cock is on promoting another bad show that is not Friends weeks after it has been released on a show no longer matters. Should be great him asking about her "process" on how to play Rachel and about Justin Theroux. 2 hours of interrogation and psychotherapy and then...

Morning :coffee: Today a contest that had no promotion or asking of contestants suddenly appears. Watch it be for guys because we can't have icky vagineer. How do you do this shit over Zoom! Mock On

Morning :coffee: Strange how alleged Hollywood Howie did nothing for Black History Month. Why didn't Blobin speak up. Worst of all he didn't even get called out, well because he is irrelevant. Also, prepare for some piad for anti-Russian propoganda. The assurtutu is no laughter. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Doubt there is a guest guaranteed though to have John Blitt, mother impersonation, parent talk, Russian talk and staff filler. Then ki'en painting. Mock On

Morning :coffee: If the Hardest Working Man in Show Business™ shows up today. I feel he will have a new talking point from his "friends". Definitely will not be any humor or entertainment in the 3 hour podcast. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Perennial Petulant Teenager Grandpa SK8R BOI will again give totally sociopathic views on his 94 year old mother. Hopefully the girls are paying close attention so they can give grandpa the same loving treatment. Mock On