**04-05-17 Shut In-The Robin Quivers Story THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[Benjamen]

Sorry JD, but uninvited Howard just declared he won't go to your wedding.

 

[monique]

Is Benjy Bronk still pretending to be Jackie Martling inside or outside of the studio these days?

Ham face sits in the back now. Used his one lateness in two years as an excuse to Get Things Done..

 

[Petal]

He would think everyone is looking at him and his wife because they are "superstars" compared to everyone else there.
He will show up early, then leave right after cocktail hour, all the while complaining about the food, and wondering why they didn't start the wedding at 3 on a Saturday as opposed to 7..
A nightmare to invite Howard

But maybe Beefus would wear a "titty dress", so that would make it all worth it.

 

[Bennynotajew]

Are they gonna get the whole staff in there to bust JD's balls for having a life?

 

[Benjamen]

I'm an introvert, so I can't imagine caring if a coworker wasn't planning to invite coworkers to his wedding. The distraught Stern Show men sharing their feelings in Safe Room 69 are my opposite in every way.

 

[TheZoloftZealot]

Hey Fred, who from the show did you invite to your wedding? And they same for you, Robin: how many people did you -- oh wait, I'm so sorry. Strike that last line, Robin. I apologize.

"I'll miss you like I miss Billy West."
Howard Stern to Fred Norris on 4-23-96

 

[TheZoloftZealot]

Ham face sits in the back now. Used his one lateness in two years as an excuse to Get Things Done..

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[TIgerLily]

But maybe Beefus would wear a "titty dress", so that would make it all worth it.

Was thinking the same thing,
Titty dress, bc she will do all she can to upstage the bride.
Probably a white one

 

[Benjamen]

Wait, Shuli thinks fans went to "Ronnie Mund's Block Party Starring Ronnie Mund from the Howard Stern Show" to see heavy lifter Shuli?

 

[Guest R]

Ralph calling in to pile on JD as well? Man, the spinsters involved with this show do not let up!

 

[TheZoloftZealot]

Wait, Shuli thinks fans went to "Ronnie Mund's Block Party Starring Ronnie Mund from the Howard Stern Show" to see heavy lifter Shuli?

We're number one in rental cars, Robin.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Now filler that Ronnie has no idea of directions.

 

[Bennynotajew]

Wait, Shuli thinks fans went to "Ronnie Mund's Block Party Starring Ronnie Mund from the Howard Stern Show" to see heavy lifter Shuli?

Shuli, professional comedian.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

This segment was brought to You by Samantha B and Twitter

 

[Benjamen]

This segment was brought to You by Samantha B and Twitter

I don't think Twitter's sponsoring this show any more than I think Bill O'Reilly is.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

I don't think Twitter's sponsoring this show any more than I think Bill O'Reilly is.

Wiggy never brings up a service by name without wig pro quo. Everyone on Stern Show ks verified.

 

[Benjamen]

I hope Ronnie realizes Howard expects him to drive him to his and Stephanie's wedding, and to take him home when he's ready to leave an hour later.

 

[Nemo]

Howard "knows that if he worked at Fox News he could get a couple of those chicks."

How is this attitude different from Bill's again?

Wasn't Howard trying to fuck his employee Leila Arcieri 15 years ago?
Today she would have sued him.

 

[Benjamen]

Howard: "Tri-State area is Bronx, Queens ..."

 

[Benjamen]

Wasn't Howard trying to fuck his employee Leila Arcieri 15 years ago?
Today she would have sued him.

Let's persuade her to sue and split the settlement cash!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Wasn't Howard trying to fuck his employee Leila Arcieri 15 years ago?
Today she would have sued him.

Memet has a strong case.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Ronnie wants someone to make a party for him instead of a wedding

 

[Nemo]

Hmus is responsible for telling Mel B and the German broad that they need to sex it up a little bit for ratings.

Even worse.
Howard went to producers demanding more T&A from Heidi and Mel.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Blobin"We dont have any sexual harassment in our orginization."

 

[Petal]

Memet has a strong case.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

104 minutes no break or commercial

 

[Benjamen]

Am I listening to a show about the best routes to take in the car?

 

[The Jackie Chair]

"How can you break when you got shit like this" Ronnie

 

[monique]

Wow tri-state are is New York, New Jersey and Ct

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Stephanie wants to go back to school and be a veterinarian 4 more years of school