Morning gunkcoff
Super TV guy and gay pappa Anderson Cooper is in to shill a book and sell 0 extra copies. He has been on so many times there can't be anything to talk about.
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Morning gunkcoff
Tuesday, so it is hump day and probably almost vacation time. Honestly, today's show will be worse than yesterday with the opinions of a 79 IQ moron and a senile woman who is gaslit to not leave her home. Maybe it is live maybe not.
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Friendly’s Restaurants’ parent files for bankruptcy, announces $2 million sale
PUBLISHED MON, NOV 2 202010:16 AM ESTUPDATED 47 MIN AGO
Amelia Lucas
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The parent company of Friendly’s Restaurants filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy on Sunday.
The company plans to sell...
Morning gunkcoff
So another day another skipping of any racial discussion From Howard "click click click" Stern. Instead we get a bad Oncologist who has a who's who of famous people he has not kept alive except fucking Blobin. Be prepared fkr 79 spouting off ideas worthy of 79 IQ and a non...
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Today maybe we get the long awaited honoring of our Veterans with a highlight of one hat served that was promised 18 months ago oooooooor we just get more of Katelyn and Igor.
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The World's Worst Newswoman™ Gets Deeper into AARP. Have to miss most of the show again.... Shucks! I will miss Brent and his Cabbage Patch having sex for the 3rd straight day.
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Morning gunkcoff
File this show under Who Gives A Shit.
Every WAckpacker needs to be a homosexual yet 99 had an off air lie detector test that we just got the answers.
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Morning gunkcoff
So I assume Crap Fake Family fued is Tuesday and HPE being called gay is Wednesday, that makes today the Floor Melon ™ of the last week of the year. It is bad but not painful.
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Morning gunkcoff
Well again we had confirmation that Ralph and 99 do gay hijinks. Let us see how 99 can distract from letting the truth slip out. Less than 5% chance of a guest today.
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Morning gunkcoff
So after a busy weekend of going to the NSAL gala and a Knicks game we will also have filler on the obituary for Papa Bush. At least we get 3 1/2 weeks off in 10 days.
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Morning gunkcoff
I can't wait for the hundreds of positive emails about the Ringo Starr Interview followed by the calls from "listeners" about how it was great. No other show in the media takes as many victory laps over mediocre work as does The Howard Stern Show.
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Morning gunkcoff
So today we get Ringo at 9 AM
Do you remember
This song
John
Yoko
Touring in the US
The band breaking up
Your Parents hating you getting music
Maybe we can get a Robert Plant redux.
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Morning gunkcoff
So today is the observation of Veteran's Day so we should expect a full interview of a hero in uniform...
Nah we get the same old Wheel of Filler ™ garbage
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Morning gunkcoff
So today we get a watered down bachekba party for a mush mouth tv watcher. The "girls" will look like middle linebackers and be as sexy as Blobin. If they don't have cocks the Lazy Shock Jock will be quite disinterested.
Well it is the last show in August, after a total of...
So with Super Agent to the Star™ Don Buckwald retiring and his one client only having a 99 IQ and no work ethic this is becoming a reality.
There are 2 Years 4 Months and 15 days left in this contract.
If you are not listening, good for you, he has filled his shows with JD, Ronnie, Jason...
Morning gunkcoff
Penultimate means second to last...even though these shows tie for last place.
This is the shit stuffing in the Shit Sandwich, with JD's "bachelor party" being a rotten peice of lettuce to cap it off tomorrow. The Hardest Working Man in Show Business ™ will have worked 20...
Morning gunkcoff
Since Aretha Franklin will not have died in time for Wiggy to get his staff to get clips to fill air time, we will ignore it till they can get a "package" together.
Not expecting much, it keeps me sane.
:signs12:
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Morning gunkcoff
So today there will not be
A guest from Mission Impossible
A guest from Puzzle the movie
A guest from a tv show
Relevant News
Any female other than Blobin in studio
Comedy
Entertainment
But will contain
Boredom
Laziness
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Morning gunkcoff
So laziness goes to a new level in the laziest year of the Lazy Shock Jock. He is going back on vacation this Thursday and needs to "clean out the computers" for the 3rd time this year wih shit not good enough to play originally. So without further ado...
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