**04-05-17 Shut In-The Robin Quivers Story THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[The Jackie Chair]

Shaming JD for having a destination wedding and not inviting show people. Plughead never goes to weddings.

 

[Jigsaw]

Shaming JD for having a destination wedding and not inviting show people. Plughead never goes to weddings.

He goes to celebrity weddings.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

It is 8 am time for a break, PLEASE DEAR GAWD BREAK!

 

[Benjamen]

I LOVE that JD isn't inviting Howard to his wedding. This is why I'm always defending the guy.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Is Marci invited?

 

[Guest R]

Priest and Boy Again
So Unfunny
No Guest

The Priest and Boy theme is stolen from the theme of an SNL skit, can't place what one though

 

[TIgerLily]

"I would not insult a woman by putting my dick in her mouth " Plughead

Beth's brainwashing.

 

[Benjamen]

Boss is threatening his employee for not inviting him to his wedding. This will get no media coverage.

 

[llove]

 

[The Jackie Chair]

How many movies are coming out this weekend? How many TV shows? And no real guest

 

[llove]

Like it would be special to go to his wedding....who gives a shit. He'll probably stumble through his vows

 

[TracyLynn]

Howard and Robin are trying to dictate JD's wedding guests,

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Beth's brainwashing.

Beth has no control over Twiggy she is just an employee. That is Wiggy hating vagina.

 

[TheZoloftZealot]

This entire segment was planned in a meeting. I am Speechless :trekfacepalm:

 

[TIgerLily]

Pluggy knowing so little about relationships and women does not how someone can divorce a "hot girl"

Insult to Allison.
Ok to divorce her. Not hot enough.

 

[Benjamen]

The Priest and Boy theme is stolen from the theme of an SNL skit, can't place what one though

Everything that guy does is stolen. He's the same guy who steals all of Sacha Baron Cohen's characters and passes them off as his own.

 

[TracyLynn]

Why wouldn't JD want these fun loving people at his wedding?

 

[PSU Shower Room]

 

[Benjamen]

Hey Fred, who from the show did you invite to your wedding? And the same for you, Robin: how many people did you -- oh wait, I'm so sorry. Strike that last line, Robin. I apologize.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Ralph up early the same day Wiggy could not sleep late.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Blobin mocking JD's destination wedding, the woman who has never had a real relationship

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Shuli is in the bottom has been reached

 

[Petal]

Why wouldn't JD want these fun loving people at his wedding?

Can you imagine having Howard at your wedding?

What a nightmare it would be for years after that, as he demeans your family and friends because they aren't celebrities or millionaires.

I have to think the return of whatever $$$ he gives you for a wedding gift, isn't worth all that.

 

[Benjamen]

One more voice crack from Howard this morning and I win my Bingo game!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Conga line staff filler

 

[TracyLynn]

Can you imagine having Howard at your wedding?

What a nightmare it would be for years after that, as he demeans your family and friends because they aren't celebrities or millionaires.

I have to think the return of whatever $$$ he gives you for a wedding gift, isn't worth all that.

Exactly!

 

[TheZoloftZealot]

Ralph up early the same day Wiggy could not sleep late.

Is Benjy Bronk still pretending to be Jackie Martling inside or outside of the studio these days?

 

[Benjamen]

JD, may your laughter bring your wife joy for the rest of your lives.

 

[llove]

filler, filler, filler

 

[monique]

Can you imagine having Howard at your wedding?

What a nightmare it would be for years after that, as he demeans your family and friends because they aren't celebrities or millionaires.

I have to think the return of whatever $$$ he gives you for a wedding gift, isn't worth all that.

He would think everyone is looking at him and his wife because they are "superstars" compared to everyone else there.
He will show up early, then leave right after cocktail hour, all the while complaining about the food, and wondering why they didn't start the wedding at 3 on a Saturday as opposed to 7..
A nightmare to invite Howard