**12-4-17 Pardon Me While I Doodle THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[The Jackie Chair]

We are still stuck on Joshua tree

 

[eddyg]

Glad its grocery shopping day can catch this on replay or blare it in walmart

 

[The Jackie Chair]

More idolizing of rock stars

Like a 12 year old girl

 

[eddyg]

Peaked in 2002?

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Fake story about walking in Central Park and he goes to the chess house.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Peaked in 2002?

1990

 

[TIgerLily]

Extravaganza
Bono and the Edge This is Your Wiki™
No announcement so it was last minute

Once again, zero social media presence.
How do you not announce guests like these ?!

Answer: they don't care or need to care about listener numbers.

 

[TracyLynn]

Oh god, I saw Bono singing through the megaphone on SNL and thought of Howard. Is Howard really going to treat us to megaphone singing after seeing that?

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Freezing his tits off.

 

[MostlyJoking]

Nursing Home dayroom chatter

 

[eddyg]

Monthly grocery bill 1000 who spends more or less?

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Waaaasaaaa I gave money to. The central park conservativey

 

[TracyLynn]

Of all of U2’s hits Howard’s favorite is Its a Beautiful Day

 

[Guest R]

U2 library This Is Your Mini Wiki. Ultimate time killer.

 

[MostlyJoking]

She's never run by it

 

[TracyLynn]

Monthly grocery bill 1000 who spends more or less?

For how many people?

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Fake story about playing chess
Does not know how to set up pieces

 

[reno]

"Bono, have you ever seen the Edge naked?"

 

[TIgerLily]

I know they're way past cool, but I love U2 so much.
I'm prob going to bail.
I can't listen to what he'll do with them.

Edit: See Reno above.

 

[MostlyJoking]

Beth made him quit chess and start making Doodys

 

[eddyg]

For how many people?

4 me wife 2. 6 yr old boys

 

[Benjamen]

Freezing his tits off.

Only the most masculine he-men talk like that.

 

[Andy Morgan]

Morning!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Allegedly played in park for hour and a half

 

[MostlyJoking]

Only the most masculine he-men talk like that.

 

[TIgerLily]

Monthly grocery bill 1000 who spends more or less?

Groceries only or includes cleaning supplies, personal items ?

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Worried about rabbid Squirrels
Ugh

 

[MostlyJoking]

He was there too early in the morning for it to be open. Disparaging "plastic pieces"

 

[llove]

So 3 weeks off after this week good for him

And us

 

[The Jackie Chair]

No names just a filler story