**11-14-23 #88 Today A Man Who Drives Under 55 with the Blinker On Sammy Hagar THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[The Jackie Chair]

Why is this content

 

[Mr. Judy Tenuta]

Sammy Hagar, what a get Gary.
“Sammy, please play ‘Poundcake’ acoustic”

 

[Sternwig]

This is so fake, no way any women that is not addicted to Heroin would blow or get near HPE’s butt

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Brian in Buckwald FL
Fake fake fake

 

[The Jackie Chair]

KoAB adding nothing

 

[Sternwig]

Howard just said he had two women at one time

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Song parody puts the period on this shit bit

 

[bznick]

Im going to email Stephen a Smith and his staff these clips, I guarantee he will freak out knowing his name is being used in a gay blow job skit

He will be livid at Howard.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Howard just said he had two women at one time

Maybe 2 strippers

 

[Sternwig]

Maybe 2 strippers

Two trans

 

[The Jackie Chair]

This bitches voice is grating

 

[Sternwig]

This is the first time I’m ready for an interview

 

[Sternwig]

Beating a dead horse

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Cokehead from Brooklyn
Ugh

 

[Sternwig]

Im sure Jennifer Witz is proud of this content

 

[Sternwig]

I would bet $10,000 that Ralph could make Howard cum!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

69 in the middle of dead read commercials
"I am working hard this morning"
Lol

 

[Gunga Din]

Im sure Jennifer Witz is proud of this content

There is no way she listens to this show

 

[Kive96]

Well thats an awkward segue to ziprecruiter

 

[Sternwig]

Well thats an awkward segue to ziprecruiter

Did he say better than a blow job

 

[ktate]

Isn’t there a law that you have to announce on the airwaves what is a commercial. Every caller is a promoving or leading into an ad, where is the FTC

FCC only covers the PUBLIC airwaves, not closed proprietary systems like satellite or Cable.

KROCK was given a government granted monopoly to broadcast on frequency 92.3 in NYC. In return for the monopoly they had to follow FCC rules.

That's why Howard's claims of FCC censorship was disingenuous. Everyone else in NYC was censored from broadcasting on frequency 92.3 (ham radios are $100) while KROCK's monopoly allowed Howard to make millions.

 

[Sternwig]

Dear Zip Recruiter Investor Relations/PR
Howard Stern this morning said your product is better than a blow job, I am picketing ur company as misogynistic and sexist lol
Dear Total wine Howard Stern quote said drinking alcohol is stupid and bad for your health, I will never shop at ur store again

 

[Bagel Oasis]

Morning

76 year old Sammy Hagar is on and he is well.... Uh... Old. The continuation of the Dinosaur Rock Tour on THSS is well pathetic, but at least he won't look like a complete tool when he "interviews" a 30 year old.
Mock On

The old Montrose stuff is absolutely incredible rock music. Too bad Howard just discovered them while reading Sammy's wiki yeschterday.

 

[Sternwig]

FCC only covers the PUBLIC airwaves, not closed proprietary systems like satellite or Cable.

KROCK was given a government granted monopoly to broadcast on frequency 92.3 in NYC. In return for the monopoly they had to follow FCC rules.

That's why Howard's claims of FCC censorship was disingenuous. Everyone else in NYC was censored from broadcasting on frequency 92.3 (ham radios are $100) while KROCK's monopoly allowed Howard to make millions.

Great analysis thanks

 

[Kive96]

Jillian Barberie sounds like she took the same dead ad read class Howard did.

 

[Sternwig]

Dear Stephen A Smith
On today‘s Howard Stern show, Howard said your name at least 20 times when he was talking about a wack packer getting a blow job from a woman as well as a man. I couldn’t tell if it was you or not. Any comment

 

[Sternwig]

Jillian Barberie sounds like she took the same dead ad read class Howard did.

Her career is in the toilet

 

[Sternwig]

Dear FunkyChunky CEO Andy Kuo
As an Asian man how are you ok advertising on the Howard Stern show. Howard and his staff have spent 30 years making fun and mocking asian people.

 

[Bagel Oasis]

"We"re one of the only companies who is dropping our price instead of increasing it."

Howard never heard of Tesla.

 

[Sternwig]

Pablo from Ohio, ok. I don’t there is one Hispanic person that lives in Ohio