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Morning :coffee: Today another person I know nothing about will get the Wiki treatment and I will probably hate them by 10:30am.. I have no idea what Phish is, except they sound like a slightly younger version of The Greatful Dead, and after this interrogation I will have no idea still. The...

Morning :coffee: So a new Ali G Movie is coming out, checks notes, 24 years after the last one and 18 years after the success of Borat. To say it is a little stale is an understatement. The current forecast opening weekend is 4 million to 10 million dollars... So this is the first This is...

Morning :coffee: I won't be able to listen or post much but somehow we will have clips of maybe Benny Blanco or another washed up person Gal Godot being interrogated for 2 hours today. Literally same as last week except a bit worse. @xavier Mock On

Morning :coffee: The irony of Irony Howard's most relevant guest in a while and it seems to miss the Tic Tockers by a bit as Boomer hero Taylor Sheridan Zoooooooooms in to get interrogated. Wonder I'd he will ask if Taylor is "inoxshicated by the set? This after victory laps and some...

Morning :coffee: What can only be described as a mercy booking, former Stern Show employee and failed comedian Eric Andrè. We will go over the highlights of his career, should take about a minute and then Homo Howie will probably focus on his cawk all in the name of "locker room humor"...

Morning :coffee: Today cut and Fozzy come in and get grilled by Pelican about something we will not know why it happened or how they even met. Burn and Fluffy are supposed to perform something, What... Don't Know? So when Bruise and Scruffy final "play us out whatever that means we would have...

Morning :coffee: A scintillating interview on tap for the 2nd time between an aging song parody writer and a Pelican. Nothing can make this good unless Al rips on the Wig. There will be random bits of unfunny nature and some victory laps. God I hate this show. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Taylor Swift producer has a "band" so of course Howard will talk to them like they are the Rolling Stones . Be ready for a longer show as they "play them out" after an hour of inquisition. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Another contractually obligated week of gay hyjinks and boredom. A poser producer with a poser band is coming in today or tomorrow... Whatever. JD has some sort of thing but not the rage room, that will be probably in the 2nd half of the year Mock On

Morning :coffee: Nathan Lane known for The Birdcage and.... Well he is here to promote a movie coming out in July directed by Jonah Hill. Oh if you don't know... HE'S GAY, but Howard will remind us many many times. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Star from 20 years ago is coming in to promote not 1 but 2 shit straight to video quality movies. He has been on multiple times and no longer talks about his illegitimate child with ex-playboy girl Jillian Grace. Sadly no mention of the Wig's lawsuit. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Can't wait to learn everything about this band and their guitars, said no one ever. But it will happen later in the show, ugh. Today's show will have Victory Lap for yesterday, why... Because. Maybe This is Your Death Wiki™ for Jesse Jackson, Chuck Norris and Catherine...

Morning :coffee: Today Pelican interrogates Ed Vedder about a documentary about himself to credit himself about the work. He is doing with other people's money to help a.rare kids disease. And Jewgenes later on, maybe Mock On

Morning :coffee: Maybe She Zoooooooooms from Home or London or a Hotel but I would love her to be pissed when she braves all the snow and ice to talk to a TV screen. Don't be in shitty movies and you don't need tk do shitty interviews. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Single Paywall Part Time Podcast has a very old man that likes vomit on him today because it is the rage of the Tic Tockers. CAUTION:Don't eat while listening MOCK ON

Morning :coffee: Some ex whore who married a fat country singer, who is now on Ozempic, will get rhe This is Your Wiki™ treatment today for some reason. Beth was excited to hear a Bunny was coming on and we'll it didn't go well. Felice Martedì Grasso Mock On

Morning :coffee: Victory Lap Grammys? Staff filler And Mock On

Morning :coffee: Fresh of her uninspiring hosting of a self-congratulatory borefest Nikki Glaser comes onto Howard's screen to get the This is Your Wiki™ treatment. Before there will be Ben and Matt Victory Laps. Then Blobin says something insane and off till who knows when. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Wigaracè gets to salivate over a man oddly enough to be his grandson. Don't know anything about him except he has whiny music. After thus I will really not know much but I will now not like him. Can't wait to learn about his Proshesh, his parents/siblings jealousy and his...

Morning :coffee: What everyone is thought is the final show of the year Including the host, sadly it is not but we are treated to a full on psychoanalysis of Hugh Jackman. But first some Noines and other filler... So expect these questions Childhood trama Family members jealous Fall in...