**11-14-23 #88 Today A Man Who Drives Under 55 with the Blinker On Sammy Hagar THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[The Jackie Chair]

Morning

76 year old Sammy Hagar is on and he is well.... Uh... Old. The continuation of the Dinosaur Rock Tour on THSS is well pathetic, but at least he won't look like a complete tool when he "interviews" a 30 year old.
Mock On

 

[Kive96]

Sammy Hagar latest singer to be horribly mashed up with Great American Nightmare.

 

[Kive96]

"We worked hard on creating this."

 

[Kive96]

"There's only One Way To Rock," this your wiki

 

[Kive96]

Howard says Sammy has a big announcement to make. 3 to 1 says it's a Sirius channel

 

[Kive96]

Nowicki on to weigh in on "who's the sexier brother," Eddie or Alex Van Halen.

 

[Sternwig]

I want to punch Mike from Maine he is a moron and a suck up

 

[Sternwig]

FYI Sammy Hagar had big time daddy issues, his dad was the town drunk

 

[Kive96]

"All those guys in Val Halen have big dicks. You don't play like that unless you've got a big cock!!...Thats Rock & Roll!!" Hetero Howie

 

[Sternwig]

Howard said quote he was a rock god, what

 

[Sternwig]

How many times has Howard told us the Eddie Van Halen phone call story, at least 10 times

 

[Harry Vaner]

“Outfits”

 

[Kive96]

"I was a bit of a rock god myself." Sure Howard

 

[Sternwig]

This is so boring.zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Kive96]

Howard bizarrely talking like Eddie was seeking a personal friendship with Howard. "I had 0 friends and I didn't want any."

 

[Sternwig]

Howard thought he was the most important person in the world, has he ever read 90% of the comments on any of his articles. 90% of all comments about Howard Stern are negative about him on the internet: Including he is ugly, wears a wig, is a hypocrite , is stupid and is woke. Also no one outside of NYC or Philly knew who Howard Stern was until his movie came out and even that flopped. Howard is just a liar he didn’t talk to Eddie because he is lazy,

 

[Kive96]

The way Howard is talking, its as if Dee Snider doesn't exist in this current timeline.

 

[Kive96]

"Caller," is there any way Steve Nowicki can play a song with Sammy?

 

[bznick]

 

[Kive96]

Howard is worried that he's going to have to take a shit during Sammy Hagar.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Howard still doesn't want to know what SiriusXM is launching because he isn't making more money

 

[The Jackie Chair]

He thinks changing the logo, app and pricing is top secret
@monique

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Blobin has no idea nor Howard understand why the dog is Stella
@monique

 

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79 writers come up with this Shrill Witz
@monique

 

[Kive96]

"Somebody hit the delay button if I say something wrong." Howard struggling to explain the point of the Sirius event.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Big Mike from MD
Asking about PPPPPPPPPPeloton seat.
Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Blobin talking about "routine of exercise"


@monique

 

[Kive96]

"We"re one of the only companies who is dropping our price instead of increasing it."

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Hagar is been on twice and still doing research

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Blobin sold the PPPPPPPPPPeloton to Fred
Commercial time