**03-27-18 Is There Pudding? THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[Benjamen]

Now 99 is making up Garry’s struggle to craft the perfect joke. That’s not in the documentary.

 

[llove]

Don't know why he's making fun of Scott's stand up, it's the same level of funny as this shit

 

[Cookie]

Don't know why he's making fun of Scott's stand up, it's the same level of funny as this shit

its slightly more enjoyable than this 4 hour snoozefest

 

[bznick]

Why can't Blobin just walk out of her booth and join the Morning Meeting?

Because there wasn't enough time to bring in her "Support Staff".

 

[MostlyJoking]

Now 99 is making up Garry’s struggle to craft the perfect joke. That’s not in the documentary.

Can you imagine him having to write 4 minutes that nobody really cares about is utter torture for this 40 year veteran humorist making hundreds of millions?

 

[Benjamen]

I watch none of the same shows or movies as Howard. Now I’m imagining how crazy it’d make me if I did, listening to a guy with no comprehension recount stuff I know didn’t happen.

 

[Cookie]

How much longer is he gonna drone on about gary Shandling?

 

[bznick]

Hey bud. You should put that gif in your signature so we get to see it 1,ooo times day and night in every thread.

 

[Andy Morgan]

morning...

Morning!

Throw some shade!

 

[monique]

 

[Cookie]

Morning!

Throw some shade!

Have to finish my first cup of Peppermint coffee...
I am only half awake

 

[Andy Morgan]

Tapping out,

Got to run, Gunk on!

 

[Cookie]

Tapping out,

Got to run, Gunk on!

WUT?!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Awful Quip Toothbrush commercial

 

[The Jackie Chair]

He feels "like a moron" when reading the The NY Post article on Facebook

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Wiggy has no comprehension about what Facebook sold
And Newswoman Blobin has even less understanding

 

[Benjamen]

Will Howard interview Roseanne as though her methods and results are exactly the same as Garry Shandling’s were? I think so.

 

[TracyLynn]

 

[llove]

This show has some of the most obscure sponsors, it's always some shit you never heard of before

 

[MostlyJoking]

Tapping out,

Got to run, Gunk on!

Was it that obnoxious gif over and over? I heard a lot of people are actually quitting threads over it. It drives away the funny.

It's like a little digital Shuli.

 

[monique]

So according to Howard’s logic you must struggle to succeed at anything. Except that’s just not true. As much as we might like to believe that.

Let’s list out the “struggles of Howard Stern”:










Anyone?










Anything?











Thought so...

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Mr 99 brings on 112 (Brent) to explain Facebook scandal.

 

[Cookie]

Was it that obnoxious gif over and over? I heard a lot of people are actually quitting threads over it. It drives away the funny. It's like a little digital Shuli.

"I heard"
translates to "I made it up to try and be funny"

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Let’s list out the “struggles of Howard Stern”:










Anyone?










Anything?











Thought so...

Low IQ

 

[Benjamen]

Howard flattering himself by saying he has at least average intelligence.

Struggles to understand the Facebook articles he reads, then determines the problem is jealousy.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Wiggy truly sounds very stupid

 

[Benjamen]

To a 99, a 112 like Brent is a super genius.

 

[Guest R]

What would Brent know about Facebook?!

 

[Cookie]

Howard flattering himself by saying he has at least average intelligence.

Struggles to understand the Facebook articles he reads, then determines the problem is jealousy.

All of his struggles boil down to jealousy. Everyone is jealous of him.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

What would Brent know about Facebook?!

The same as he knows about Radio and politics...nothing