**03-13-19 Lyin' and Sucker Day 2 THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[The Jackie Chair]

Morning

So the World's Greatest Interviewer™ may go an entire week (3 days) without a Wiggypedia TiYW™ interview after announcing that he has a book of interviews. We will either get a SiriusXm contracted guest or the cleaning out of the computers, either way we lose.
Last show for 12 days.
Mock On

 

[TracyLynn]

Morning!

 

[Sara]

It’s friday. Thank god.
More ass sucking for the Greatest Author Ever for his Greatest Book Ever and him being so kind as to share his life anecdotes throughout it’s gold-lined pages and teaching us how to Get Things Done.
And Robin is still fat.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Cranky call
Excorcism radio...

 

[Sloppy_p]

Good Morning
Ready for another beating!

 

[reno]

Good morning everybody!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

JD song parody set to star wars

 

[reno]

Who's turn will it be on the wheel of filler today? We haven't heard from Ronnie this week.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Fab Faux I am the Walrus Metal Mania!

 

[Benjamen]

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Excellent

 

[reno]

No guest again today for the world's greatest interviewer?

 

[TracyLynn]

 

[Benjamen]

Fab Faux I am the Walrus Metal Mania!

Covers make the world go ‘round!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Cleaning out the computer announcement

No Guest for The World's Greatest Interviewer™

 

[reno]

Cleaning out the computer. No effort, no work for gunky!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

99's IQ is too low to understand the irony of announcing an interview book and have no guest

 

[reno]

Poor Howie didn't get enough sleepy time.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

You might as well tune out now... - 99

 

[The Jackie Chair]

You might as well tune out now... - 99

 

[Sloppy_p]

Cleaning out the computer announcement

No Guest for The World's Greatest Interviewer™

great rehashed news stories we covered months ago and fake staff laughing
who will the wheel of filler stop on?

 

[Guest R]

Time for positive book emails!!! And twitter feedback from psychopants.

 

[lisac37]

he will talk about the celebrity college scandal and tell us how smart his daughters are so he didn't have to worry about them getting into college

 

[Benjamen]

I already told you: Stop cleaning out the computer! Thank it for its service and THROW IT AWAY! It brings no joy.

 

[reno]

How many 112% straight men like the bachelor.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

99 lying that his parents did not help him get into college.
Ben helped him extensively

 

[Robert Higgins]

Good morning everybody!

 

[TracyLynn]

“It’s gonna be a shitty show.” Howard warns.
Oh, we know.

 

[eddyg]

Watched 10 minutes of the bachelor girl is a 9 hard to stay a virgin her

 

[TracyLynn]

Howard isn’t upset about the new bachelorette as much as he’s bummed that it’s switching from Colton to a female.

 

[TIgerLily]