0**10-21-19 Finocchio; A Story Of a Closeted SK8R BOI Who Can't Tell the Truth THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[JoseyWales]

More Peloton and Benjy about who is the hottest Peloton instructor.
ughhhhhh
This is all 112% rubbish!

The Benji walk into studio was a bit. They had music ready. So sad that this show can’t be real anymore. It’s written by 50 terrible writers.

 

[reno]

If Howard knows about something, it's about asses.

 

[Benjamen]

We’re spending the next two and a half days discussing who Brent and Wilding fucked in LA.

 

[gunkwad21]

"Beth won't get in the shower with me"............what a surprise

Beth won't shower with Howard

Could you imagine what that looks like, getting into the shower with Big Bird?!

 

[reno]

Other shows have Apple and GM for sponsors, Howard has a product for wiping your ass.

 

[Mr. Judy Tenuta]

"Monkey Knife Fight .com"
WTF?
Such an idiot.

 

[Sloppy_p]

Could you imagine what that looks like, getting into the shower with Big Bird?!

 

[HorseySauce]

"I told my wife: You wanna walk? You call my people. Schedule it." - Howard Stern

 

[reno]

Howard burps into the microphone. A five year old would get sick of that crap fast.

 

[Benjamen]

“Nearvana.”

 

[eddyg]

Foo fighters are more successful,they put out more product and toured more than Nirvana is why I believe.

 

[Mr. Judy Tenuta]

Howard - "Soundgarden issued in the (Seattle) era"
Alice in Chains really did, but whatever you say Howard.

 

[eddyg]

no news is fine with me,end at 10AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Benjamen]

Four-hour shows, five days a week, $96 a week. Take it or podcast.

 

[JoseyWales]

howie burped.... said “Since you guys decided it’s funnier when I don’t mention the belch, I’ll ignore it. So stupid.

 

[JoseyWales]

Howie reviewing “The Joker”.

 

[HorseySauce]

Howard pretending he went to a movie theater.

 

[Sloppy_p]

89 confused Heath Ledger getting best supporting actor for best actor at the Oscars.

 

[Benjamen]

Robin saw Joker but didn’t understand after seeing it that it wasn’t a superhero movie.

 

[reno]

When you run out of material, mock your parents.

 

[Benjamen]

Mocking a 92-year-old woman for sounding frail.

 

[JoseyWales]

Howard talking about his mom. Evidently, she sounds old.

 

[Guest R]

I don't want to give away the ending of Joker, but when you see it, you'll know why the reason Jimmy didn't like the end is sort of ridiculous. That movie takes place in the early 80's, we're living in 2019. Am I to believe that the Guests aren't physically checked before they come on stage??

 

[eddyg]

When you run out of material, mock your parents.

and maybe talk about your small cock and wiping techniques,we could write for the show.

 

[Benjamen]

Your mother never told you she was going upstairs to end it all, liar.

 

[Benjamen]

Reminder: Howard’s impressions of his parents are based on Billy West’s impressions. Howard didn’t impersonate his parents until Billy did it.

 

[JoseyWales]

I don't want to give away the ending of Joker, but when you see it, you'll know why the reason Jimmy didn't like the end is sort of ridiculous. That movie takes place in the early 80's, we're living in 2019. Am I to believe that the Guests aren't physically checked before they come on stage??

So you’re saying the Joker kills a talk show host, right? Maybe they’ll make another one where the Joker goes into the future to kill a hypocrite, closeted radio host.

 

[Guest R]

When you have nothing else... go straight to the Ben and Ray well.

 

[reno]

Howard has both parents at 65. Most people can't say that. He should appreciate that rather than giving them crap.

 

[JoseyWales]

Reminder: Howard’s impressions of his parents are based on Billy West’s impressions. Howard didn’t impersonate his parents until Billy did it.

What!?!?? I have never heard that before!