0**10-21-19 Finocchio; A Story Of a Closeted SK8R BOI Who Can't Tell the Truth THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[reno]

" I have a big closet." Yeah, you're in the closet, Howard.

 

[Benjamen]

These idiots still haven’t figured out that 89 will need help pronouncing eSports.

 

[Benjamen]

Howard loves All the Young Dudes. And I do mean ALL.

 

[reno]

JD's turn.

 

[Benjamen]

The original plan for LA was two-hour shows? And he expected Sirius to pay him for a full show? Not if I was Pig Vomit!

 

[JoseyWales]

Howard only hears positive feedback. That’s because the people around his bubble won’t let negativity get through to Howie.

 

[Benjamen]

It takes Robin time to recover from her jokes. She laughs more than anyone at them.
Really pleased with herself.

 

[JoseyWales]

Making fun of JD. Again. JD is early man... comedy gold.

 

[HorseySauce]

Howard discussing opposable thumbs

 

[reno]

JD can't figure out how to use a lighter. Like Howard not being able to work his TV.

 

[Benjamen]

Howard finds it hard to use a clicker lighter.

 

[eddyg]

6 pages in 2 hours.

 

[Sloppy_p]

JD can't figure out how to use a lighter. Like Howard not being able to work his TV.

89 can't even operate his coffee maker!

 

[gunkwad21]

Howard wants to do away with states’ rights. He wants federal only.

Now do that with the FCC Howard!

 

[laundryroom]

The parody songs are sooooo bad anymore. It doesn't even illicit a smile from me let alone a chuckle.

 

[reno]

I bet Howard couldn't use a washer and dryer. We know he couldn't figure out how to work a coffee maker.

 

[JoseyWales]

Now Howie is literally listing things for JD. Can you do this? Can you do that?

 

[Sloppy_p]

"Caller thinks 89 has a good look going"
said no one ever that wasn't a butt kissing staffer

 

[HorseySauce]

89 can't even operate his coffee maker!

Or his clothes dryer

 

[Benjamen]

Bill Maher is odd for not wanting Howard to “show him affection.”

 

[laundryroom]

The people who call into this show are assholes.

 

[JoseyWales]

Howie enjoyed being on Bill Mayer’s show... caller said Howie was great.

 

[Benjamen]

Fake liberal Howard didn’t want to get into a debate about whether he’d vote for Bernie or Biden.

 

[JoseyWales]

Peloton mention for today!

 

[laundryroom]

Howard didn't want to give his political opinion on Bill Maher's political show. I'd imagine it would have to do with having a low IQ and being fearful of having the wrong opinion.

 

[Benjamen]

Why don’t you take Peloton classes with male instructors, Howard? Oh, I forgot: you’re heterosexual.

 

[reno]

And now a word from Peloton.

 

[Guest R]

I am just glad that Howard's wife has absolutely zero faults. I mean, the woman doesn't even shit!

 

[Sloppy_p]

More Peloton and Benjy about who is the hottest Peloton instructor.
ughhhhhh
This is all 112% rubbish!

 

[HorseySauce]

Howard tells his favorite Peloton instructor to shut her mouth