:coffee: Morning
Dear Gawd hopefully CCP virus and old man get off my lawn ranting will be absent when mancrush Jimble Kimble arrives to suck Howard off. This little cocksucker is a big reason for Hollywood Howie having any access to "celebrities" that Howie wants to impress badly. Expect lots...
Morning :coffee:
First My contract clearly states I have to listen between 7 and 11AM Monday to Wednesday only, noon shows on Thursday are clearly out.
Just expect a victory lap from Wigenstein and Blobin.
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Morning :coffee:
Yay Today we get a double dose of shit, maybe triple, with 79 starting with 67 days worth of celebrity deaths so he can do his "obituary" and insert himself into the person's life story. Next is the sociopathic hypochondriac mentally ill Covids rant. Finally "interviewing"...
Morning gunkcoff
As what can be described as hubris the Pelican is taking the whole fucking summer off. SiriusXM highest paid employee is not going to work till almost fall in September. The Worst Run Company in the Universe™
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all rona all the time
blobinagenda
boredom
creatively bankrupt
gay and faggot wiggy
paid covid lecture
pelican
vacatialution
vacation suckers
wheeloffiller
Morning gunkcoff
Today Howard tries to find notes on a show he never watched with stars he use to mock.
This will be after his sponsored Covid lecture
The ass kissing will be off the charts today since he wants to keep traveling with Aniston.
Be prepared for The World's Worst Interviewer™...
Morning gunkcoff
Today the World's Worst Interviewer™ will ashk David Crosby about
His Father
If Shteven Shtills ish the Love of Hish Life
Are Hish Siblingsh are jealoush
Why no one does 3 part harmony anymore
The Procesh of writing shongs
Donating his Sperm
Death
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Morning gunkcoff
Taking a stab that today will will remember Ned Beatty for his work in Deliverance in between all the wheel of filler. If he is doing 82 shows he needs to slow down.
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Morning gunkcoff
The ex B-listers keep coming, Tom Arnold is coming in to ramble on about some nonsense he is up to and Rosanne again. Expect another dull show.
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Morning gunkcoff
Tuesday, so it is hump day and probably almost vacation time. Honestly, today's show will be worse than yesterday with the opinions of a 79 IQ moron and a senile woman who is gaslit to not leave her home. Maybe it is live maybe not.
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Morning gunkcoff
Today Pelican has "a lot to get to" translation "we will have lots of pre-recorded filler for the show.
Plan on our 'Rona lecture brought to you by DHHS since no human being can let this rent so much in their heads for free.
Well expect a terrible show.
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Morning gunkcoff
Another unfunny woke untalented SNL person who will bore us with Loren, father hunger and SNL stories. Must have been a hard get... Needed to find his phone number.
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Morning gunkcoff
Pelican said he had "so much to get to tomorrow" yesterday, that is code for 3 hours of filler with victory laps for Emily "boredom" Blunt.
Hopefully Beefus will "know 'her' customer" on pop on mic and say something doltish. It should want to attention whore today. It feels...
Morning gunkcoff
Today marks the 1/2 mark for shows for the year... Also we get to hear about Capt Touchy Feely's Photon Torpedo hijinks with Brad. Expect 0.0 masculinity from the 112% Straight He-Man as all his questions will be about George and his "lifestyle". So is George the A-List or...
Morning gunkcoff
Darth Wigus and his sidekick Blobin the hut are on a search to hunt down Comedy and destroy it.
Darth uses the power of the dark wig to fool Executives at SiriusXM to keep him and his useless
Group of impotent troops employed. They are only challenged by a small rag tag...
Morning,
Hypochrite Howie is in Florida. Compulsive liar cannot admit he is there while #Dolt keeps showing pictoes of Florida wildlife. How is Beefus staying of the Columbian sugar? *allegedly *
Prepare for non - prepared Pelican killing 3 hours in Palm Beach. The best part is Gaslit Blobin...