closeted zookeeper

  1. The Jackie Chair

    **12-16-20 #112 Star F'ing Pinnacle... George Clooney THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Purveyor of mediocre wine and Narcisism George Clooney is on today and will be offered to Blobin because "she has a crush on him" not the 66 year old Grandfather in the Closet. Another year another disappointment. Mock On Good Bye and thanks for all the fish. TJC
  2. The Jackie Chair

    **10-05-20 #85 Oooooooga! COCKTOBER! THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Cawk! gunkcoff Cawk CAWK Cawk CAWK Cocktober Howard cawk CAWK cawk CAWK. Mock On
  3. The Jackie Chair

    **12-17-19 112th Nightmare Before Christmas THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Today we have PC Hollyweird Squares with a bunch of boring Whackpackers. Expect 4 plus hours of sheer boredom and lack of humor... Oh and cock. Thank Gawd this is it for 2019 and have 112 more shows to go before he starts his stripped down show in 2021. Mock On
  4. The Jackie Chair

    **12-04-19Transitioning with Hillary Clinton THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning The 112% straightest most He-Man heterosexual man in Show Business™ will again today speak with authority on trans men because he likes "gay hijinks" 4 shows left till a 24 day break. Mock On
  5. The Jackie Chair

    **12-03-19"The Show is a Waste of Time" THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning First true words spoken by 89 in a while expect more GROOVIN' Today and not any Stars from any of the top movies. Mock On
  6. The Jackie Chair

    **11-19-19 Howard Stern The ONLY 112% HE-MAN in Show Business THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD

    Morning Another day of Gay Hijinks to prove 89's unquestionable heterosexualality since everyone around him is gay. Mock On
  7. The Jackie Chair

    **10-28-19 Toto Toilets and PPPPPPPPPPeloton THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning No idea what unfunny dreck we are in for today but it will definitely include staffers and cock. Mock On
  8. The Jackie Chair

    **10-23-19 Paul Rudd Promoting Another Dud THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning Gay hyjinks to rid the studio of that icky vagineer. 89s favorite twink. Mock On
  9. The Jackie Chair

    **09-16-19 Buy A Ki'en Calendar You Cheap F#CKS THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff With the unvieling of Charity Scam 2.0 The Helen Rose, no not 89's Alternative Transexual Identity, the purebred "rescue" ki'en's calendar over the weekend to benefit The Beth's Furry Friends Foundation we should be bombarded with ads to buy it. The Skeleton Twins have 0 shame...
  10. The Jackie Chair

    **09-04-19 Howard Goes Whole Hog With Orlando Bloom THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Lots of gay antics and cock questions today as Howard has his "boyfriend" come in today. He studied his hog for hours and will be ectra salavaty today. Wonder if they will tell Orlando that he searched 3 hours to see his cock. 112% heterosexual Mock On :ooga:
  11. Fillmore/Hydrox

    Why Howard Stern hates the internet

    Screencaps from the Bill Maher clip in 1080, generously provided by... himself. God I love the internet. Welcome back to the beauteous venom that is Radio Gunk, folks.
Back
Top