closeted zookeeper

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    How does a Pelican Spend his "Vacation Time" while not doing his Podcast?

    Petting cats at his 150 million dollar mansion.
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    Sh!ty 71st Birthday Howard "Zoompa" Stern Your Whorse Posted a 12 Year Ode Pictoe

    :Jackiejoke: What do you Wish for Wigaracè on his Birthday?
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    "Too Busy" Howard Can't Practice Guitar, Paint or Write Comedy Instead Facts Noone wants about Walter the Cat

    Hardest working man in Show Business turn up the volume
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    **04-02-24 #28 Maybe Out-Q 100 Today or Just Nontent THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Completely unsure if the staff can waddle their way into the office today to grab Richard's cawk. But it I nit gay since it is something he wants for funsies on his 50th birthday. But since no one is there everyday, especially the head Closeted Zookeeper, they might not be...
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    **02-13-24 #14 MeatUp on Fat Tuesday... Oooooooooohgaaaaaa THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff In only what be described as only something a Closeted Zookeeper would want we have been threatened with men that inject their junk to make them fat... :ooga: Yeah this is going to suck... Felice Carnevale! Mock On
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    Special Needs Adult Takes Pictoe of Grandpa's Feet Feed Ki'ens "Lunch"

    This is before 11 AM. :fp2:
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    **10-25-23 #80 Maybe Some Cawk? 9 Shows Into Cawktober THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff With the Month almost over the Closeted Zookeeper finally will have HR report level perversion with... Sausage? Just look for another slow day of Nontent. Mock On
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    **10-03-23 #70 Groovin' in the Closet THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff With Ahnold coming into studio tomorrow and I guess 69 Zoooming in time for promotion and gay hijinks. Watch for the 10.30 sign off again. Mock On
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    **10-2-23 #69 That's Right Show 69 for 1st Cawktober Show THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning :bleachcoffee: Fuck it is the Closeted Homosexual Zookeeper 69 Year Old Grandfather's favorite month. Doubt any guest today just cawk and bawls. Mock On
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    **05-08-23 #41 Back in the $10 Million Palm Beach Closet THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    gunkcoff Morning Today King baby is back. In his basement closet to do his lost podcast. Expect 0.0 talk about his racist views on NBA players or that he didn't interview 1 person who was affiliated with the biggest event in Miami this week F1. Do not remember if he said there is a guest today...
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    **05-18-22 #46 1 More TiYW™ Then 17 Days of Vacation THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Guest 15 Repeat guest and Fluid Harry Stiles will come in and bore us to death today with the "process" of music. They have so much in common, well not really except the liking to dress like a chick. Expect this repeat guest to kill 2 hours and then Ki'en Painting Time™ for...
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    **05-02-22 #38 I was Just About to Write Naomi Judd a Note... THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning :coffee: A little bit of my long shot but I have a feeling that Naomi Judd will Get This is Your Death Wiki™ today. Honestly I am throwing darts here since the show is devoid of content and direction. Mock On
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    **04-27-22 #37 Jarrett Somebody Brings Gay TiYW™ THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning :coffee: The guest is well a nobody except he is black and homosexual and that makes him a star in Wig's eyes. This This is Your Wiki™ becomes the perfect ending to a perfect shit week/month. Wonder if we get a Ben and Ray update/beat down or maybe Beefus is an Angel and a Saint...
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    **10-18-21 #74 Let Me Shee That Peeenish THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning :coffee: So today is some "contest" with cawk or something for the 112%Straight He-Man to look at dicks. Honestly really nothing else can be said. Mock On
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    **06-15-21 #52 Two for TooGhey THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Another day another disappointment™ @reno Today we start with a 6 minute Chris Wilding Cranky Call. Radio Rodeo Mock On
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    **04-14-21 #35 John Stamos with a Side of Greek Yogurt THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Maybe John Stamos shows up today? Maybe not? Maybe he realized he is talking to 10s of people on this podcast. All 79 keeps thinking about is his Greek spear... If he does come on expect lots of teath slipping and saliva from this TiYW™ Mock On
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    **06-07-21 #32 Howard "I Want to be a Princess" Stern THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff The Closeted Queen of All Media, except Video and Social™ said he wanted to be a princess yesterday. Today we get the countdown to giving ki'ens treats and tracing paintings. Mock On Don't be surprised if Brent is mentioned because of this site.
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    **02-16-21 #16 Mardi Gras Without the Fun THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Today the hypochondriac closeted Zookeeper gave away his thoughts late in the show Wigarus flew way too close to the sun with "I could not do that my parents are alive". 3 more hours of nothing. Mock On
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    ** 01-27-21 #11 On the 11th Day My Sweet Love Got Me...Kevin Hart THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff After the pre-recorded 1st hour of nothing. Expect Wash, Rinse and Repeat. Kevin Hart will not talk about his idiot friend crashing his 'Cuda The interview will come up short. Mock On
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