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Another day and well another day. The lazy Pelican will try to kill fill 3 hours of satellite bandwidth with well pretty much reading the phone book. The Irrelevant Closeted Zookeeper is unable to get a guest or maybe it is too much work to actually learn about another human...
Morning gunkcoff
After yesterday's listening to sugar harden show today is promised to be just as bad but probably with Victory Lap calls.
Buckle in for about 3 hours of Boredom
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Morning gunkcoff
The World's Oldest Petulant Teenager™ has what he calls a show today, we just call it clock watching time Killing. After his wild birthday where he probably at 10 almonds we will ensured to have all the energy of a tire deflating.
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Morning gunkcoff
The only possible guarantee is Ronnie meeting Cher to kill time. The rest who knows.
Blitt and JD in Paris
Sternac
Games
Liam Neeson
No or small chance
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Morning gunkcoff
Strap in he is going to be Groovin' today and also throwing in his first Victory Laps of the year!
Nothing of note should happen just because Mr Clock is watching...
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Morning gunkcoff
What seems to be the shortest frigging Christmas break ever ends on a painful Nikki Glaser This is Your Wiki™ that ifnlive means she is getting up at 3 Am in LA after hosting the Golden GLOBES. Seriously this makes 0 sense.
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Morning gunkcoff
Well maybe a useless Noine reveal in between all the listening to Paint drying. Maybe Blobin can incriminate herself more with giving financial advice.
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Morning gunkcoff
Well the Pelican is ready to slide down the brontosaurus off to Florida and it shows since we are stretching a 30 minute bit, with no substance, to 3 days. We will either get 7 to 3 or 7 to 4 today. Yeah not much of anything else.
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Morning gunkcoff
After 11 days off the show returns with well nothing just like it was before this undeserving vacation for the cast of the Stern Podcast.
Opening
I. Am. Tired
Guitar
TDS
Stale bit
Wheel so filler
Obituaries
End of show
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Today Geriatric Performer and Gay Icon Cher comes in to push a narcissistic 440 page book that covers half of her life. Yes 440 pages that only go up to 1980! This old age home interview will probably make you wish for Josh Brolin. Speaking of which we will get his Victory...
Morning gunkcoff
Yesterday we were threatened with the package of the fan contest aftereffects. Today we hear the after of the fake fan contest and contestants and other assorted floor melons.
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Morning gunkcoff
Robin said that I would hope 69 ask him it. Another This is Your Wiki™ for an aged adult pretentender that will just go on and on. Honestly I have no real thoughs on Brolan.
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Morning gunkcoff
Today the much unanticipated Ultimate Fan Contest that allegedly has been going on since June, yet ws only advertised after we mentioned it. Let us hope we can get to meet these "fans". Other than that Victory Laps are gonna happen.
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Morning gunkcoff
Totally bereft of content or care today's show will celebrate yesterday's show of nothing. Today they will add nothing to the show and tomorrow celebrate this accomplishment. It is a snake eating its tail. The highest paid employee at SiriusXM puts no effort into his show...
Morning gunkcoff
Maybe after 6 Years today the Pelican will actually do what he said he would do 6 years ago and honor a veteran or active duty military person. He said he would do it once a month... Still waiting for the first one. Just Groovin" kinda day and TDS.
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