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  1. The Jackie Chair

    **04-09-24 #31 A Snerch of Boredom and a Lot of Victory Lap THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff We are guaranteed Ronnie and Blitt having a contrived argument. Victory Lap for Guitar Victory Lap for Tuchus Victory Lap for The Eclipse Promo for Heart Mock On
  2. The Jackie Chair

    **04-08*24 #30 An Eclipse of Humor and The Doug Ostrosky Victory Lap THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Some things are certain today He will complain about the eclipse He will have a McMoron Group He will have Beefus on There will be a Doug Ostrosky Victory Lap Heart Promo Will start Mock On
  3. The Jackie Chair

    **04-03-24 #29 Groovin' with Victory Laps and Gay Hijinks THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Mock On
  4. The Jackie Chair

    **04-02-24 #28 Maybe Out-Q 100 Today or Just Nontent THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Completely unsure if the staff can waddle their way into the office today to grab Richard's cawk. But it I nit gay since it is something he wants for funsies on his 50th birthday. But since no one is there everyday, especially the head Closeted Zookeeper, they might not be...
  5. The Jackie Chair

    **03-26-24 #25 The Floor Melon of Nontent Show THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff With the Black Crowes, not the Counting Crowes, coming in tomorrow today will be filled with :filler: Nothing should happen except promoting that the washed up band of brothers. There is always hope for a Blobin psychotic break. Mock On
  6. The Jackie Chair

    **03-25-24 #24 Jake Gyllenhall Victory Lap THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff So another long boring interview from The World's Worst Interviewer™ and another day after victory lap complete with calls and "letters". We should have a McMoron Group today on the attack on Moscow and fuck knows what else. Mock On
  7. The Jackie Chair

    **03-20-24 #23 Jake Jellyhole, 69 Can't Quit You THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Today The Closeted Zookeeper gets a celebrity who's biggest role was decades ago. The psychotherapist is going on off the chain. Since 69 canton separate make believe from reality in movies. In thus pay for play interview, no stone will be turned over and it will be a bland...
  8. The Jackie Chair

    **03-19-24 #22 KC MasGravy Victory Lap & The Oscars THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff After speaking to an insufferable nobody yesterday 69 will now do a #VictoryLap on what a great interview he did and get calls of all of hubby's new fans. Also what we all have been not waiting for Howard's ice cold leftover Chinese food take on the one of the worst Oscars...
  9. The Jackie Chair

    **03-18-24 #21 This is Your Wiki Whoever You Are Kacey Musgraves THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff After a wonderful vacation we have a show today and not just any show but a super kiss ass interview show with someone Most people have never heard of. But of course there is Wig Pro Quo involved and we will find out the celebrity association during the interrogation and...
  10. The Jackie Chair

    A Vacation from the Pelican Yay, What will you do instead?

    Morning gunkcoff If... If he is here expect rhe best show he will ever do again and the worst show you have ever heard. Mock On
  11. The Jackie Chair

    **02-28-24 #20 Like the 'Producers' Except with More Grift THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Yesterday we learned that Marci not only uses charts and graphs to show importance she also loves creating divisions and everyone gets a big title. It is like a company that has no sales but they are all Vice Presidents. Anyway there will. Be a Victory Lap for this today...
  12. The Jackie Chair

    **02-27-24 #19 Taking Out the Audio Trash for Nontent THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Ah, cleaning out the computer™ an exercise in killing time with "bits" so bad they couldn't be used to kill time 6 months ago, they are complete audio trash. This show takes the bones of the Buffalo and grinds it to powder then ads water to the powder and calls it soup. The...
  13. The Jackie Chair

    **02-26-24 #18 John Cena Victory Lap and Other Nontent THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Unsure of what other boredom we will get today besides the John Cena Victory Lap, maybe McMoron Group from the guy who "no longer talks politics", definitely some gay hyjinks or just asking Mr Clock about leaving. Mock is
  14. The Jackie Chair

    **02-21-24 #17 Live? From Miami The Pelican and Peacemaker THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Today John Cena will have his Wiki run through since last time he was on Howard did normal interviews. I really hope John walks out on the Pelican. Honestly there is not much to talk about it since John is famous now for Peacemaker which Howard has never seen. 2 hours of...
  15. The Jackie Chair

    **02-20-24 #16 We Always Take Off President's Day, Boy Am I Tired THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff After the unsurprising day off 69 will be tired today and have "so much to get to" and will get to none of it and instead kill time with JD and Ronnie. He will complained about the stay in Miami and do a Billy Joel Victory Lap. Pre-promotion for John Cena will be heavy today...
  16. The Jackie Chair

    No Show Today! THSS is Off **

    Morning gunkcoff Queen Baby will have so little to talk about today except Billy Troll Victory lap, the hotel's shortcomings, the drive back from Miami and Dakota Johnson and her dumpster fire movie. Mock On
  17. The Jackie Chair

    **02-14-24 #15 A Monkey, A Troll and A Pelican Meet in Miami THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff The interview so hard to do that a 70 year old Grandfather had to pack suitcases to travel 69 miles. A trip so arduess that grampa had to leave the day before at 11 AM. An subject so dated that archeologist say it is too old and irrelevant. Yes Billy "the troll" Joel will be...
  18. The Jackie Chair

    **02-13-24 #14 MeatUp on Fat Tuesday... Oooooooooohgaaaaaa THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff In only what be described as only something a Closeted Zookeeper would want we have been threatened with men that inject their junk to make them fat... :ooga: Yeah this is going to suck... Felice Carnevale! Mock On
  19. The Jackie Chair

    **02-12-24 #13 Robin Usher Looked Show Masculine... Robin? THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff We may get some update today on the Superbowl but King baby went to. Sleep right after Usher got him excited by taking his shirt off. He may comment on the Chiefs outfits. Carl Weathers may finally get mentioned because of the commercial. But the full update will be...
  20. The Jackie Chair

    **02-07-24 #12 Paul Remember When We Worked Together for 1 Day 28 Years Ago? THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Today we get to hear the Petulant 70 year old Teenager share remeberances with Paul Giamatti about the one movie they worked on together for a whole day. Then we get This is Your Wiki™ for Paul. Maybe before we can get an obituary for Carl Weathers? Still 0 Ray phone call...
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