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Morning :coffee: Tightcast no longer young Kate Beckinsale will get her 2 hour TiYW to talk about how her family is jealous of her and how she gets prepared to do 1 shitty movie after another. She would have been a great guest in 2004...now not so much. At least this keeps the Cawk to a...

Morning :coffee: So today is some "contest" with cawk or something for the 112%Straight He-Man to look at dicks. Honestly really nothing else can be said. Mock On

Morning :coffee: 112% He-Man will begin Cocktober in earnest as all 112% heterosexual men want to. Today he will be Groovin' and taking a victory lap from his shit interrogation yesterday with human Ambien Brandi Carlile. I am missing most of this. Yay! Mock On

Morning :coffee: Anti-Cocktober and carpet muncher Brandi Carlile will bring her lack of talent to the show today. The crazy chick wants to replace Chris Cornell, so expect the TiYW interrogation to focus on that and carpet munching. Daniel Craig is still a star and has a huge movie coming...

Morning :coffee: Welcome to another lost show in space pre-recorded sometime. Today the 79 IQ - Hypochondriac - sociopath - SK8R Boi-Fake Music Lover will interrogate interview Dave Grohl about Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, the Procesh, Pearl Jam.. Etc just not his book for 2 hours. Throw in some...

Morning :coffee: So another pre-recorded mess of a show in the basement of a mansion with a Sociopath-Hypochondriac-King Baby Host will happen today. Glad SiriusXM does not include their highest paid employee in their commercials. Mock On

MORNING :coffee: Another daughter of mailing it in. Thankfully I have a meeting. I can't listen :newdance: Mock On

Morning :coffee: 112%. Sure that This will be all about Norm Howard today since he has tape of him with Norm on the show. Fucking sad a brave genius like Norm passes while a slimey cowardly sociopath theif like 79 still gets to wake up. Mix in retarded covids and probably Newsome talk and...

:coffee: Morning Dear Gawd hopefully CCP virus and old man get off my lawn ranting will be absent when mancrush Jimble Kimble arrives to suck Howard off. This little cocksucker is a big reason for Hollywood Howie having any access to "celebrities" that Howie wants to impress badly. Expect lots...

Morning :coffee: First My contract clearly states I have to listen between 7 and 11AM Monday to Wednesday only, noon shows on Thursday are clearly out. Just expect a victory lap from Wigenstein and Blobin. Mock On

Morning :coffee: Yay Today we get a double dose of shit, maybe triple, with 79 starting with 67 days worth of celebrity deaths so he can do his "obituary" and insert himself into the person's life story. Next is the sociopathic hypochondriac mentally ill Covids rant. Finally "interviewing"...

Morning :coffee: After ONLY 67 days off The Lost Show in Space returns with Geezer radio Martin Short and Steve Martin( both 30 years past their prime also). To promote a move that is obviously not funny or commercially viable. All we care about is how many of the 70 staff members are still...

Morning gunkcoff As what can be described as hubris the Pelican is taking the whole fucking summer off. SiriusXM highest paid employee is not going to work till almost fall in September. The Worst Run Company in the Universe™ Mock On

Morning gunkcoff What to expect today from The Hardest Working Man in Show Business™ :filler: Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Today Howard tries to find notes on a show he never watched with stars he use to mock. This will be after his sponsored Covid lecture The ass kissing will be off the charts today since he wants to keep traveling with Aniston. Be prepared for The World's Worst Interviewer™...

Morning gunkcoff No Guest for The World's Worst Interviewer™ Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Taking a stab that today will will remember Ned Beatty for his work in Deliverance in between all the wheel of filler. If he is doing 82 shows he needs to slow down. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff The ex B-listers keep coming, Tom Arnold is coming in to ramble on about some nonsense he is up to and Rosanne again. Expect another dull show. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Tuesday, so it is hump day and probably almost vacation time. Honestly, today's show will be worse than yesterday with the opinions of a 79 IQ moron and a senile woman who is gaslit to not leave her home. Maybe it is live maybe not. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Today Pelican has "a lot to get to" translation "we will have lots of pre-recorded filler for the show. Plan on our 'Rona lecture brought to you by DHHS since no human being can let this rent so much in their heads for free. Well expect a terrible show. Mock On