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Morning gunkcoff I looked all over twatter and found nothing about today's show. In fact #Howard100 has a tag of only being used when the show is on the air. 3 years and 18 days are left in the live show contract and I have 0 clue on how it will get there. Because the man drowning in a...

Morning gunkcoff Mr Irrelevant has 2 shows left to bore the world for this year before he goes to his Florida tax haven for a week to keep its status. Mock On

Morning gunkcoff The long awaited, by no one, reflection of the life of Jimi Hendrix by the 63 year old, Lite Fm playing, human impersonator Zookeeper is today. 3 more shows after this one and then hopefully at least 18 days, hopefully 25, days of Twigerace' on 'vacation' a reward for the...

Morning gunkcoff What is worse a show with a Wheel of Filler™ Or This is Your Wiki™ I am truly unsure since both are boring and unfunny and have 0.0 effort put in them. I would have rather heard Scott the Engineer talk about bowling instead of those 4 insufferable narcissist cunts on Monday...

Morning gunkcoff Ponderous man, fucking ponderous. Wiggy is just counting down the days till he can sit around for 3 weeks and do nothing except voice over work for poo. No idea if a guest will be in, since he is irrelevant on social media. The show about nothing for nobody. :cul:

Morning gunkcoff Today a positive comes from the endeavor of mocking, a grand gesture of a Benevolent Dictator @monique who wants to reward the poor souls that must cry in the woods that the Shock Jock has No Talent. A grandiose reward for doing what none of the media can do, call out a Wig...

Morning Granted Today we will not have Moldy Carpet Melon of "The Panel" consisting of unfunny Uniteresting humans that cackling at every sentence of unfunny. Today we just get 3 unfunny humans cackling at every sentence of unfunny. Christmas can't come soon enough.

Guess Robin is no longer wanting "Choose to Win™" since her Robo tweeter Paulette Kranjac and the The Landmark Forum have stopped tweeting on Blobin's behalf. I think she ran out of cash... What Say You? Actual excerpt from website Inasmuch as you are already here, I know you have made...

Morning gunkcoff After a grueling week of making unfunny comedy for The Fake Housewife of Stupigram™ Twigerace will come back and do a grueling week of unfunny comedy for the hundreds of listeners he has listening to his show lost in space. Thankfully his year is almost over so he can get back...

Morning gunkcoff The dreaded "make up" day has arrived with unfunny stretching into 4 days. "Carpet Melon" was coined by Benjamin when Wiggy was avoiding commenting on a political story Blobin and said he was looking for a piece of melon that fell on the floor and could not comment. I strongly...

Morning gunkcoff Wiggy doing all he can to normalize unfunny pervert Louis CK on Tuesday show. Yet Mel Gibson should never work again? Maybe Wiggy will do some of those "*** Mind Tricks" today on the unsuspecting staffers who will be used to full time. Maybe if there is a guest today he or she...

Morning gunkcoff Today will will make the always entertaining Gary Busey as boring as paint drying. He will not let him finish sentences and will do the same tired schtick of Barbara Walter's questions. Gary likes acronyms... Garnering Uniteresting New Knowledge- GUNK Mock On

Morning gunkcoff Another day another show with 0.0 traction, #Howard100 is a lonely voice in a Twitter Ocean and #HowardStern is just people mocking the old queen. So he is the King of All Media except for Social, Movie, TV and print. There are 0 announcements of a guest, I guess because of...

Morning gunkcoff The abyss that is the Stern Show can never hit bottom. I am waiting for Kathy Lee Gifford to come in and do her This is Your Wiki™ interview soon. Once again Twitter has no need for Wiggy and the #Howard100 has crickets on the internet. Remember Wiggy is in such a positive...

Morning gunkcoff Thanks @Fillmore for the suggestion since it is hard to even think of something witty when you are listening to the most witless person on the planet in Wiggy. Nobody tweeted they where coming in to be a guest, so I am assuming there is no guest or their is a guest and they...

Morning gunkcoff This will be another anniversary that Wiggy will forget, the beginning of the end for his show, that he made happen. Wiggy should be in complete crash mode today since he can't have an excuse to see cock. He may have to work up till Thanksgiving without a break, I am unsure he...

Morning gunkcoff Though I think Wiggy had a premature ending to Cocktober yesterday we can't underestimate his craving to see Cawks. Halloween is less scary after the 10 days of repressed homosexuality we witnessed on the radio this month. Prepare for the mother load of all sugar crashes...

Morning gunkcoff Thankfully the last official week of Cocktober is here and we can go back to just regular cock obsession by Twigerace'. Transvestite day is either today or tomorrow or as Wiggy calls it "Girl with the Biggest Dick" contest. I just threw up in my mouth... Oh well 12 hours...

Morning gunkcoff After Hitting it out of the Park with the worst Interview since Jay Thomas interviewed Kevin Bacon Wiggy will play it safe and probably not have a guest today. He will just rely on his trusty Wheel of Filler™ :filler: To bore his audience. The end of today will mark the mid...

Morning gunkcoff For some insane reason Robert Plant is coming on the show. Will he ask "Does anyone remember laughter?" as Roger Daltrey asked years ago. That has been 10 Years Gone from what I recall. This will be a 2 hour communication breakdown of the entire Led Zep-e-lynn history. This is...