Benjy vs. Marbles, Inc. feat. Don Buchwald and his Star Pelican client

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Who me? I’m 6’10” pal!
The show is so regimented and shitty these days that it takes a non-talent like Benjy to add some realism. He busts Buchwald and Wigward for failing to credit him in the book, and he doesn't warrant a mention.

If this doesn't last a day, I'll be uploading it to my vimeo channel also.



"I'm not interested in giving you any fucking credit." What an asshole.
 

BenjiD'Canada

AKa: BenjiOnWUS
The show is so regimented and shitty these days that it takes a non-talent like Benjy to add some realism. He busts Buchwald and Wigward for failing to credit him in the book, and he doesn't warrant a mention.

If this doesn't last a day, I'll be uploading it to my vimeo channel also.



"I'm not interested in giving you any fucking credit." What an asshole.


What's your vimeo channel called? Love vimeo free offline downloads
 

vaporizer

This is quite the tenses.
This got real awkward real fast, kinda similar to this moment below...

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Stern was fucking ANGRY with this conversation in a big way. Jebus knows that the two of them had a conversation after that show.

How soon before Benjy is 'around'?
 

Samantha Therese

Lois Lange
The show is so regimented and shitty these days that it takes a non-talent like Benjy to add some realism. He busts Buchwald and Wigward for failing to credit him in the book, and he doesn't warrant a mention.

If this doesn't last a day, I'll be uploading it to my vimeo channel also.



"I'm not interested in giving you any fucking credit." What an asshole.

He wouldn’t let bengy answer or let him ask any questions. Like everything he does he steam rolls over everything so no one questions the king. Fucking asshole.
 

laundryroom

amicus curiae
The show is so regimented and shitty these days that it takes a non-talent like Benjy to add some realism. He busts Buchwald and Wigward for failing to credit him in the book, and he doesn't warrant a mention.

If this doesn't last a day, I'll be uploading it to my vimeo channel also.



"I'm not interested in giving you any fucking credit." What an asshole.


"The Expendables"

:crylaugh:

that shop

:wm:
 

laundryroom

amicus curiae
I had to go back and listen again even though I knew I was gonna get annoyed. Hearing Benji get backstabbed by a wig-wearing, scarf aficionado closeted shock jock with bits of tuna stuck in his big fake chicklet teeth and his fedora-wearing manager, I think what gets angrier is that egg sucking piece of gutter trash MAFB, that barnacle fuck. She has less than a clue as to what goes on in the world let alone what the fuck is in Benji's contract. I cannot stand this woman.

Howard's mercury is too high to have an honest discussion with Benji THE GUY WHO WRITES OVER 80% OF HIS MATERIAL so instead, he gets his vipers to do it for him. This time with MAFB and wife cheating Will "my kid fell out of a window and instead of going to tend to her I decided to stay in Manhatten and suck off Howard some more" Murry's deviated septum cock sucker brother-in-law Wolfie who just loves to lick Howard's pre-distressed John Varvatos boots like the slow adult that he is.
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
I had to go back and listen again even though I knew I was gonna get annoyed. Hearing Benji get backstabbed by a wig-wearing, scarf aficionado closeted shock jock with bits of tuna stuck in his big fake chicklet teeth and his fedora-wearing manager, I think what gets angrier is that egg sucking piece of gutter trash MAFB, that barnacle fuck. She has less than a clue as to what goes on in the world let alone what the fuck is in Benji's contract. I cannot stand this woman.

Howard's mercury is too high to have an honest discussion with Benji THE GUY WHO WRITES OVER 80% OF HIS MATERIAL so instead, he gets his vipers to do it for him. This time with MAFB and wife cheating Will "my kid fell out of a window and instead of going to tend to her I decided to stay in Manhatten and suck off Howard some more" Murry's deviated septum cock sucker brother-in-law Wolfie who just loves to lick Howard's pre-distressed John Varvatos boots like the slow adult that he is.

So Benjy wants to get paid for writing jokes, and get paid again if his jokes are used during an interview?

Seems psycho to me.
 

laundryroom

amicus curiae
So Benjy wants to get paid for writing jokes, and get paid again if his jokes are used during an interview?

Seems psycho to me.

Okay, Howard.

What seems psycho to me is making an agreement with someone and then going behind their back to not stick to the agreement and then get my addled brained psychophants to do all the arguing for me.

Do you like going to work and then find out that you're not getting your agreed upon paycheck because your flounder fuck of a boss has taken your work, submitted it as his own, and then berates you for having the nerve to ask for some compensation?
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
Okay, Howard.

What seems psycho to me is making an agreement with someone and then going behind their back to not stick to the agreement and then get my addled brained psychophants to do all the arguing for me.

Do you like going to work and then find out that you're not getting your agreed upon paycheck because your flounder fuck of a boss has taken your work, submitted it as his own, and then berates you for having the nerve to ask for some compensation?

But wtf was the agreement? Benjy's paid job is to write jokes for Howard.

He's supposed to get paid twice? The guy gives me a fucking headache.
 

DbD

1, 2, BBQ
So Benjy wants to get paid for writing jokes, and get paid again if his jokes are used during an interview?

Seems psycho to me.
I just listened and I don't recall him asking for money. This is such an awesome clip. Howard got hardcore triggered at the thought of people hearing that HE needs help writing lines.

I've always loved Benjy and I'm 100% sure him and Elisa were punking the fuck out of Howard and Beth during their time together. When he came in with that wig and rockstar makeover I lost my shit. Anyone who didn't see that as a dig is blind. Long live the Bronk!
 

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Benji is client of the Buckwald agency but Don is not his agent.
He thought that he would get creative credit since his agent assured he would, he even checked with Don. But Pelican shares creative credit and pay with no one else.
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
I just listened and I don't recall him asking for money. This is such an awesome clip. Howard got hardcore triggered at the thought of people hearing that HE needs help writing lines.

I've always loved Benjy and I'm 100% sure him and Elisa were punking the fuck out of Howard and Beth during their time together. When he came in with that wig and rockstar makeover I lost my shit. Anyone who didn't see that as a dig is blind. Long live the Bronk!

He is asking for money. He claimed Buchwald said he 'has his back' in regards to some weird kind of royalties if his jokes are mentioned.

Benjy is psychotic.
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
Benji is client of the Buckwald agency but Don is not his agent.
He thought that he would get creative credit since his agent assured he would, he even checked with Don. But Pelican shares creative credit and pay with no one else.

I guarantee Don Buchwald had no fucking idea what Benjy was specifically referring to because it's loony toons.

Again, Benjy is paid to write jokes for Howard Stern. He clearly wants to get paid twice. For what?
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
I disagree. He's a genius. He knows exactly what he's doing at all times.

You know that Benjy lied his way into the intern thing, right? He didn't need college credits, he did some weird correspondents 'college' stunt. He lied about his age to make the college shit seem plausible. It's the reason he's so elusive about his age, family, background. He likes to say extremely stupid shit for attention that's all he ever does.
 
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