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Benjy vs. Marbles, Inc. feat. Don Buchwald and his Star Pelican client

DbD

1, 2, BBQ
You know that Benjy lied his way into the intern thing, right? He didn't need college credits, he did some weird correspondents 'college' stunt. He lied about his age to make the college shit seem plausible. It's the reason he's so elusive about his age, family, background. He likes to say extremely stupid shit for attention that's all he ever does.
I know. So what?
 

DbD

1, 2, BBQ
Again, Benjy is paid to write jokes for Howard Stern. He clearly wants to get paid twice. For what?

Just like when Howard sued Sirius for a bigger bonus? He claimed the subs picked up from the XM merger were subs he added. :jj: Is that getting paid twice? The squeaky wheel gets the grease. I don't fault Benjy at all. If he's serious fine. If this is for entertainment and to annoy Howard that's fine too. Howard needs more people to pull this shit.
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
Just like when Howard sued Sirius for a bigger bonus? He claimed the subs picked up from the XM merger were subs he added. :jj: Is that getting paid twice? The squeaky wheel gets the grease. I don't fault Benjy at all. If he's serious fine. If this is for entertainment and to annoy Howard that's fine too. Howard needs more people to pull this shit.

No that's not remotely the same premise.
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
I see you're just a worker bee happy to get his minimum wage and has no interest in pushing to get more. Do you bitch this much about executives stealing and screwing the middle class man? It's benjy fucking with the system.

A false equivalence deflection to Howard suing Sirius doesn't answer WTF Benjy wants to get paid twice for.
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
Oh please Rum Balls. They are both ridiculous requests. For some reason you're mad at Benjy but not so much at Howard. Just admit you're jealous of Benjy.

Why was Howard's request ridiculous? He thought he should get a bonus for the XM subscribers, due to a merger which couldn't have happened without him. I can see how he lost the case, but it wasn't ridiculous.

As far as Benjy, still no answer to what he wants to get paid twice for.

Maybe you have a little crush on him...
 

DbD

1, 2, BBQ
Why was Howard's request ridiculous? He thought he should get a bonus for the XM subscribers, due to a merger which couldn't have happened without him. I can see how he lost the case, but it wasn't ridiculous.

As far as Benjy, still no answer to what he wants to get paid twice for.

Maybe you have a little crush on him...

I already said I think Benjy rules. I'm not hiding my love of him. You however are most def missing a key point in this discussion.
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
I already said I think Benjy rules. I'm not hiding my love of him. You however are most def missing a key point in this discussion.

Benjy gets paid to write jokes.

What does he want to get paid twice for? Howard using his jokes?

As far as I can tell, that's what he wants. If his joke is mentioned in a book, he wants to get paid again.

And btw Howard's interviews don't seem like they're packed with Benjy jokes. Another stupid fucking rabbit hole. He's pissed off that he wasn't mentioned.
 
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DbD

1, 2, BBQ
Benjy gets paid to write jokes.

What does he want to get paid twice for? Howard using his jokes?

As far as I can tell, that's what he wants. If his joke is mentioned in a book, he wants to get paid again.

And btw Howard's interviews don't seem like they're packed with Benjy jokes. Another stupid fucking rabbit hole. He's pissed off that he wasn't mentioned.
The writing credit is his big gripe. Not getting paid. He sees the writing on the wall and knows he will need to find a new job when Howie packs it up. He wants those credits on his imdb page or resume or whatever the fuck. I completely see his point of view. Plus he knows he's irritating Howard and that's just a bonus.
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
The writing credit is his big gripe. Not getting paid. He sees the writing on the wall and knows he will need to find a new job when Howie packs it up. He wants those credits on his imdb page or resume or whatever the fuck. I completely see his point of view. Plus he knows he's irritating Howard and that's just a bonus.

He's an annoying mental case who gets paid to write jokes.

He has Stern writing credits on his IMdB page. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0111444/
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
Ok. You win.

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I think the issue is Buckwald PROMISED Benjy credit in the book, and Howard didn't give it to him.
Plus, Howard seriously belittled Benjy for decades (we all are made to think Benjy is a loser) and yet the truth is Benjy has a big job on the Show.
Howard will not allow the truth to come out.
But wtf was the agreement? Benjy's paid job is to write jokes for Howard.

He's supposed to get paid twice? The guy gives me a fucking headache.
 

The Bearded Pelican

inimicus inimicus meus est amicus meus™
I detest Benjy. However, he must be smart enough to counter Howard's argument. Howard benefits when all his "writers" contribute on the air. Howard's job is to fill 4 hours. If I worked there, I'd either write only or be paid as talent. Howard gets writers/talent/pranksters and when it comes to pay them he says you are only a writer. It's a pyramid scheme. All money goes to the Haggard queen. Bengy is horrific on the air though, in my humble opinion.
 

Lex Dysic

Speech U Hate is not necessarily "Hate Speech!"
Oh please Rum Balls. They are both ridiculous requests. For some reason you're mad at Benjy but not so much at Howard. Just admit you're jealous of Benjy.
Oh please Rum Balls. They are both ridiculous requests. For some reason you're mad at Benjy but not so much at Howard. Just admit you're jealous of Benjy.
Maybe I can provide a possible reason: As vehemently and obsessively mad he is at Benjy now, back at DS he spent a good 6 months just as vehemently and obsessively defending Benjy's ex big titted ho, Eliza Schwartz who he dumped. Everybody but he were mocking that stupid podcast she did; he was passionately defending each episode and her.

At that point I was speculating that Rum Balls was her dad or another relative in order to have such a polarized positive opinion on someone who was so obviously useless.

So maybe his axe to grind with Benjy is personal considering Bronk used and abused her... ya think?
 

DbD

1, 2, BBQ
Maybe I can provide a possible reason: As vehemently and obsessively mad he is at Benjy now, back at DS he spent a good 6 months just as vehemently and obsessively defending Benjy's ex big titted ho, Eliza Schwartz who he dumped. Everybody but he were mocking that stupid podcast she did; he was passionately defending each episode and her.

At that point I was speculating that Rum Balls was her dad or another relative in order to have such a polarized positive opinion on someone who was so obviously useless.

So maybe his axe to grind with Benjy is personal considering Bronk used and abused her... ya think?

Interesting. I don't remember any of that at DS. What's the deal @Rum Balls ??? Or should I say MR. SCHWARTZ????
 

Beef Seltzer

Partap Jabroni
Maybe I can provide a possible reason: As vehemently and obsessively mad he is at Benjy now, back at DS he spent a good 6 months just as vehemently and obsessively defending Benjy's ex big titted ho, Eliza Schwartz who he dumped. Everybody but he were mocking that stupid podcast she did; he was passionately defending each episode and her.

At that point I was speculating that Rum Balls was her dad or another relative in order to have such a polarized positive opinion on someone who was so obviously useless.

So maybe his axe to grind with Benjy is personal considering Bronk used and abused her... ya think?

I thought she had a decent show and found the relentless criticism retarded.

The same can be said for demonizing every move Howard makes.

Lol@ an axe to grind with Benjy.
 

HelloKittay

The Cat your Mom warned you about.
~~Gold F*cking Member ~~
Benjy wrote many of the questions Howard has asked over 20 yrs
Benjy didnt ask for anything other than acknowledgement for his contribution
credit isnt always money,

But for Howard to prance around and act like HE DID EVERYTHING, EVER,
60 PEOPLE

and not one credit gave?
Now his Ringo story is a fucking lie,
cold ass liar
 

Samantha Therese

Lois Lange
The show is so regimented and shitty these days that it takes a non-talent like Benjy to add some realism. He busts Buchwald and Wigward for failing to credit him in the book, and he doesn't warrant a mention.

If this doesn't last a day, I'll be uploading it to my vimeo channel also.



"I'm not interested in giving you any fucking credit." What an asshole.

Do you have the Cirella and Wilding tiff?
 

goisermass

Who me? I’m 6’10” pal!
The show is so regimented and shitty these days that it takes a non-talent like Benjy to add some realism. He busts Buchwald and Wigward for failing to credit him in the book, and he doesn't warrant a mention.

If this doesn't last a day, I'll be uploading it to my vimeo channel also.



"I'm not interested in giving you any fucking credit." What an asshole.

What a scripted Sh*t-Show that is.
 
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