Exactly. So the question is, why does he?
Wiggy Lies
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HAHA!!
for Bruce Springsteen.
Whether he's gay, straight or bisexual, I definitely think he cheated on his first wife.
I'm not sure if he was lying or just stupid but Wiggy said only his sister knew he got a nose job before he "revealed" it on Sirius.
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He was lying, the main crew all knew. In the video of them watching Robin ride her horse Blaze around in late '96 right before he got it done, you can hear Jackie off mic at one point say to wig "I hope that nose job makes your face cave in."
Marci Turk
So many lies. My favorite lie is "tough Howard."
Howard's main story arc in Private Parts The Movie™ the evil WNBC™. He triumphs over stuffed suits. In real life, he was fired. He begged for his job back publicly.
Fast forward, Jay Leno "steals" Conan's job. Howard crows he'd leave and defeat any company that chose another "talent" over him. His talent alone dictates the rules.
Siriusxm ™ beats him down in court, summary judgment style. Howard came back to Siriusxm ™. He brought no Vaseline ™ to his conquerers. He submitted, asking them only to be gentle.
He's not tough, mentally or physically. He's an ugly closeted infant.
Howard's main story arc in Private Parts The Movie™ the evil WNBC™. He triumphs over stuffed suits. In real life, he was fired. He begged for his job back publicly.
Fast forward, Jay Leno "steals" Conan's job. Howard crows he'd leave and defeat any company that chose another "talent" over him. His talent alone dictates the rules.
Siriusxm ™ beats him down in court, summary judgment style. Howard came back to Siriusxm ™. He brought no Vaseline ™ to his conquerers. He submitted, asking them only to be gentle.
He's not tough, mentally or physically. He's an ugly closeted infant.
He made fun of people that got married after his divorce but ended up marrying Beth.
One of my favorites. It had it all; beefs sycophantic cheerleading along with the Wigs insecurity fueling his delusional bullshit.
I give you The 300 yard drive:
I give you The 300 yard drive:
God forbid some midget limo driver does the same thing and gets slammed for it on the show
I personally know a six year old that has way better swing mechanics than that monstrosity of a pelican over there.
At Sirius Wiggy told a story about Beefus and when they called her she said what really happened, which involved him yelling at her.
Whenever he claimed someone ripped him off.
I noticed whenever he would tell a story involving time he would exaggerate. If it was ten minutes it was a half hour and If it was an hour it was three hours.
Because he's lying?
Like he's lying about masturbating to babysitter porn everyday he's trying to create an aura of quirkiness, artistic angst, and virility.
He just sounds so stupid like the kid we all knew who had the never seen girlfriend up in Canada somewhere. It all rings hollow.
Beth is a beard and no sex is happening or they are really in an actual marriage and they are having all the oral, anal, vaginal sex 67 year old Howard wants without a condom.
And, not only was nothing leaked about the troubles in that marriage, Alison stayed quiet during the 'Private Parts' homage to their love during the entire run.
Wiggy is good with things like that. Most likely it will be the same thing if his marriage with Beth follows the same path.
Of course, that first marriage happened before the internet and the Gunkcasts.
I can believe that.
Do you think anyone in his life has told him his wig looks ridiculous or his show sucks?
It really is his achilles heel: all that money and no one to tell him the truth.
well he doesn't want to get Beth Prego. He does not want to give anymore marbles to her
When he got rid of Bubba and claims he has nothing to do with who Sirius hires for his channels
He claims to know nothing about the stock market because he doesn't want to get in trouble for insider trading. He studies that shit like the Torah so he doesn't lose out on 1 marble
3 months or so ago, Bubba told the story of how he got hired at Sirius. How he and Brent flew to NY. Stayed at a fancy hotel. Were summoned to Buchwald's office where they talked with Don. Then Don took Bubba aside to a conference room where the lights were really low and Howard was sitting across from him asking what he could bring to the channels.
Stern absolutely was the 1 person who said yes or no to who appeared on his channels. Fucking liar.
Everything about Howard's life is a goddamn lie.
FOUND the clip. Give a listen for insight on how Buchwald and Howard work.
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Hahahaha.
I actually believed that one for years.
But, then, where I grew up in NYC, Jews and Italians marrying each other was very common and most cases very successful.
holy fuckI put that video on background while I did other shit and after 15mins in I realized Bubba is just a freeking talking head going on and on and on about NOTHING.
this asshole has NOTHING to say and its a good thing I NEVER listened to him up until now.
Never again.
