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- Thread starter George Ballooney
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That Sirius would have no commercials and he would work some Fridays
Whenever he says he invented something. Hoohoohoo right Robin!!
Benjy is funny.
His deep voice.
Caring about the environment while he flies to his mansions in private jets.
Private Parts was a love letter to Allison even though it came out during their separation and months before their divorce
"Robin, ever since i started AGT, little kids come up to me on the street"
Almost forgot one of my favorites. When Artie is telling the Ralph stealing $100’s story, at one point Artie puts Howard on the spot and says, “are you going to pretend that you don’t remember” the incident on the plane. Howard starts stammering so bad, I didn’t see it, I wasn’t there, I was but it was so long ago, blah blah blah. Mr. Honesty knew Ralph stole it and had no viable defense for why he would excuse it and still keep a creep like that in his life.
He banged chicks at summer camp
Private Parts was two years before their separation was announced, and four years before the divorce was final. I believe they were already separated on the DL, and they agreed before the films release to stay together *publicly* for at least two years until the movie mishigas blew over...and when faking it just wasn't doable anymore.
That he dated a model in college.
It may have been in the 60's, but even then broads had standards.
No fucking way they were spreading for this guy unless he had this knife to their throat.
MAD TEAR
Real hair
what about hash oil?
And all the blotter acid?
I concur.
He doesn't speak like someone who has overindulged. He tells the same LSD story...took too much, blah blah.
Weed, it's pretty much the same thing. He had nickel bags he'd try to get chicks high, or, the time he smoked with Jessica Hahn and wound up having to go back to his room because he was so fucking paranoid.
Howard is a teetotaler.
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He lies about having a horrible childhood.
If anything, his parents may have coddled him too much, but it seems like they loved him.
His father worked a lot to provide for his family.
Howard got to go to summer camp, go on family vacations, a stay at home mom who washed his underpants and made him his meals, had a puppet theater, Playboy magazines , smoking weed in his bedroom, a college education. Everything he could want, except he whines about the only thing his father never did, which was that he never played ball with Howard. As if that makes Ben a monster.
Ben worked hard, he was tired and Howard was a whiny kid. Ben wanted some peace and quiet and his Rob Roy cocktail.
If anything, his parents may have coddled him too much, but it seems like they loved him.
His father worked a lot to provide for his family.
Howard got to go to summer camp, go on family vacations, a stay at home mom who washed his underpants and made him his meals, had a puppet theater, Playboy magazines , smoking weed in his bedroom, a college education. Everything he could want, except he whines about the only thing his father never did, which was that he never played ball with Howard. As if that makes Ben a monster.
Ben worked hard, he was tired and Howard was a whiny kid. Ben wanted some peace and quiet and his Rob Roy cocktail.
This isn't really a lie, but I remember HS jumping Sal's ass about announcing he had a "cancer scare." Howard called bullshit and told Sal that he can't call it a cancer scare if it wasn't cancer. Not long afterwards and when Howard mysteriously missed a show unannounced, news sites all ran stories of how in his new book, Howard opens up about his "cancer scare" that day.
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I'll go with lie on that one.
Don't forget that he always lived in nice neighborhoods. When they started to change, they quickly moved out. Always choosing more affluent areas.
to piggybank onto this, how bout howard busting sal's balls about his veneers, then howard gets even worse fake teeth and NO ONE is allowed to mention them.
he use to chastise condom use when he was married.
