Wiggy Lies

[George Ballooney]

It always bothers me when Stern says that he's so honest and that he hates liars, so I thought it would be nice to have a thread dedicated to all his lies and hypocrisies. It would also be a good source of material if RG ever wanted to do a show focusing on how big a phony he is. So, if you want, please post any that you can think of below.

 

[George Ballooney]

When he said on the View that he never said the N-word.

 

[DabblezDeLite]

The lies about his first time meeting beth. He constantly wiggvisons that story.

 

[George Ballooney]

When he said radio shows should do 5 day weeks.

 

[George Ballooney]

I remember him telling Artie that he twice put a gun in his mouth and thought about ending his life. He later contradicted this story.

 

[George Ballooney]

Obviously, his whole look from his hair, chin and nose.

 

[Cookie]

he quit AGT

 

[Monsoon]

Wiggy will never tell the truth about frankentits. It was a escort and that's very embarrassing. He doesn't take it anywhere because old clients recognize it. They know exactly who blockhead is and Howard stern married it. He's laughed at.

Here's beefus after claiming a huge career modoeing in Europe. Here's what's on it's card



What size is this??? What is this? Look at the nose and that jaw and beady eyes. Bitch face but most of all that thing is the size of a goddamn house. Raccoon eyes.

Anybody in the modoeing industry can take one look at big nose and tell you it's a huge liar. Big fugly face on a gigantic body.

Whale is 5'8. Size 12 and a solid 180lbs. Look at those thighs and the arm. The jaw weighs 100lbs


F mutt

 

[Mr Pink]

Black people stole his pants in school

 

[GatGirl69]

That he obsesses over the quality of his show.

 

[Mr Pink]

Black people beat him with chains in Roosevelt. Like it was some 1950's rumble

 

[Mr Pink]

He was beat up during shop class with the teacher in the room

 

[Sara]

He’s slept with women and knows what a vagina feels like.

 

[Cookie]

He’s slept with women and knows what a vagina feels like.

or he tied up some woman and left the room..

 

[Sara]

His children weren’t created in a petri dish.
He never dance around in his mother’s panties.
He’s never had a cream pie run out of his blown-out anus.

Ok I’m done.
maybe

 

[Mr Pink]

Reminded me of another post I made re: this latest contract

Honest Howard. "The moment I put pen to paper and sign a contract, I'll let you know". This was just a week or two before revealing he re-signed. And don't forget all the back office claimed not to know. All the while, they are busy buying and shipping a safe to MFB for a dumb radio reveal bit of which the lead time had to be a month or so.

And every childhood story is likely bullshit.

He'll, even Ralph called him out recently when talking about that fable of meeting Beth. Howard tells his made up story. Ralph comes on and says, well, that's not exactly how it went. Howards says "c'mon man, give me a little poetic license". Translation, let me make up bullshit like I do for every other story from the past

 

[Cookie]

The neighbors getting up and using the internet is the reason the shows were ending early

 

[Cookie]

Howard didn't realize that he owed Sirius a show last year....

 

[Mr Pink]

The neighbors getting up and using the internet is the reason the shows were ending early

Great one!

 

[Harry Vaner]

That he loves his kids.

 

[ktate]

You'll need the monks in the scriptorum of the Nivelles Abbey working through Lent to list all the lies Wiggy piled up during the year and half bait and switch called the Revolution he did at KROCK.

But, the latest, most obnoxious lie was when he said that he and Ralph, the prior weekend, made some viral videos and put them up on the internet. He wouldn't tell anyone which ones they were but he did it.

He sounded so stupid, so out of touch, not even knowing what made a video be called 'viral', so blatantly a lie, it was insulting to think he expected people to believe such bull.

 

[SofaQueue2]

That he does a comedy show

 

[Turkey Physique]

The thing that always drove me nuts were the pathetic attempts at pretending to not know someone or a name someone is referencing. They played clips of Riley once ranting about “Dominic”. Howard racked his brain but simply could not come up with who “Dominic” might be, nobody else could either. ETM told Gary about how he was friends with “Tabitha”, and again nobody could fathom a guess who Tabitha might be.

 

[Fred's_Sharpie]

that he likes gary.

 

[Cookie]

The thing that always drove me nuts were the pathetic attempts at pretending to not know someone or a name someone is referencing. They played clips of Riley once ranting about “Dominic”. Howard racked his brain but simply could not come up with who “Dominic” might be, nobody else could either. ETM told Gary about how he was friends with “Tabitha”, and again nobody could fathom a guess who Tabitha might be.

UGH! I hate that....
it's his HUGE ego at play. He is too important to remember them

 

[Lazy Bastard]

He would never become a Hollywood phony and never marry a brainless bimba. He actually said at one time if he ever got that way for someone to shoot him.

So who gets to pull the trigger? I vote for Allison.

 

[GatGirl69]

He would never become a Hollywood phony and never marry a brainless bimba. He actually said at one time if he ever got that way for someone to shoot him.

So who gets to pull the trigger? I vote for Allison.

Allison really won in the divorce. She married up, doesn't have to worry about being 'famous' anymore, and severed her ties with a savage bore of a man. Fuck him and his fish tank.

 

[Lazy Bastard]

Allison really won in the divorce. She married up, doesn't have to worry about being 'famous' anymore, and severed her ties with a savage bore of a man. Fuck him and his fish tank.

A savage bore of a man who was too much of a wuss to tell her to her face he wanted a divorce; he had to humiliate her on the air. Spineless coward.

 

[The bald pelican]

The biggest lie he’s told is that he is a straight man.

 

[Jonny Atom]

The amount of weed and pills he did in college. I have a feeling he smoked a jay once, hated it, and never touched the sh*t again. Same with all the other crap he claimed to do, quaaludes, acid, etc. Totally overblown or a flat out lie maufactured back then to fit his 90's alt-rock grungey persona. The man can barely handle caffeine!