The " I Hate Xmas " Thread

smartass

Banned from the Court for Constant Stern Bashing
So now that it is November 1st are we going to star hearing god damn Xmas music today?
I hate it . Its the most horrible time of the year.
Post here if you hate Xmas and want to punch Santa in the face .

Phony holiday...People lose the meaning of it all when they substitute gift buying for kindness and continue to be their asshole serve nevertheless...
 

oldpaddy

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So now that it is November 1st are we going to star hearing god damn Xmas music today?
I hate it . Its the most horrible time of the year.
Post here if you hate Xmas and want to punch Santa in the face .
Why am I not surprised that you don't like xmas? I installed xmas led light laser showers in my yard yesterday. It looks fucking awesome!
Ho ho ho, *******!
 
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Fillmore/Hydrox

Who me? I’m 6’10” pal!
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Zen Arcade

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So now that it is November 1st are we going to star hearing god damn Xmas music today?
I hate it . Its the most horrible time of the year.
Post here if you hate Xmas and want to punch Santa in the face .

Stop! Please stop! It's only early November and you are making Christmas threads? Can we please get through Thanksgiving first?
 

Honkey Donkey

AKA Hoakey Dokey - Half Man / Half Jackelope
The RG OG's
Mods, please lock this thread.
That's the point . They started putting out the Xmas crap in october. This is the thread to post what pisses you off about Xmas . Calm down or don't read it . Better yet go bitch to a mall Santa . Yes , they are out there all ready.
 

Honkey Donkey

AKA Hoakey Dokey - Half Man / Half Jackelope
The RG OG's
Why am I not surprised that you don't like xmas? I installed xmas led light laser showers in my yard yesterday. It looks fucking awesome!
Ho ho ho, *******!
Yeah , I liked it when I saw around five or six . After you find out Santa is bull shit I kind of grew out of it all . Call me crazy .
 

oldpaddy

Marble Hoarder
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Why am I not surprised that you don't like xmas? I installed xmas led light laser showers in my yard yesterday. It looks fucking awesome!
Ho ho ho, *******!
@Honkey Donkey, for some reason I thought you were drunkfuckmonkey. I had just woken up when I read your comment. My bad. I was way out of line. Can we pretend drunksucker wrote the post I originally quoted?
 

Honkey Donkey

AKA Hoakey Dokey - Half Man / Half Jackelope
The RG OG's
What's the worst gift you ever got for Shitmas ?

I once got an orange sweater from my aunt when I was 14 and going through my black clothes punk rock days . The all time worst is a gift swap at work where I brought in a $30 storm lantern gift and got a jar of Nestley Quick with a bow on it . No BS . My ex wife asked me what I got in the grab and had to show her that .
The deal was for everyone to drop about $30 . One more reason to feel ripped off over something I don't even want to be a part of .
The most horrible time of the year .
 

Rakdar

I'm never going to be the hero you want me to be.
What's the worst gift you ever got for Shitmas ?

I once got an orange sweater from my aunt when I was 14 and going through my black clothes punk rock days . The all time worst is a gift swap at work where I brought in a $30 storm lantern gift and got a jar of Nestley Quick with a bow on it . No BS . My ex wife asked me what I got in the grab and had to show her that .
The deal was for everyone to drop about $30 . One more reason to feel ripped off over something I don't even want to be a part of .
The most horrible time of the year .
I once got the old clothes from my Aunts dead father in law. We are talking shirts from the 60s and 70s. This was a few years ago.
 

Zen Arcade

GUNK PIMP
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That's the point . They started putting out the Xmas crap in october. This is the thread to post what pisses you off about Xmas . Calm down or don't read it . Better yet go bitch to a mall Santa . Yes , they are out there all ready.

I know what your point is but you don't know what my point is. You're perpetuating the very thing that you hate by talking about Christmas and creating a thread about it too soon.

By the way, don't tell me to calm down. I am perfectly calm, sitting in my pajamas in my living room and watching TV.
 

Bob Barker

Formerly EmilysBush.
You guys are all acting like a bunch of cunts. Christmas is awesome. Yes it is great for kids, but it is also nice to give a little something to your significant other or people in your family. I think people go to far, but it is a great time of year. Christmas music sucks, but Christmas is great.
 
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