The Arm song request thread .

boognishstern

boognishstern

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I'd love this @ARM ...it's easy & funny!

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And I'm no dope, but I can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope piss up a rope

Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last 6 months I been packin' your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk
And I'm no dope, but I've lost all hope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the age
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope piss up a rope
 
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Inashense

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ARM said:
I've done that one for @OCtexan on Artie's DTV show (i think Kilborn filled in??)- but I'd be happy to it again for you.
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Aww, thanks! But I don't want you repeating yourself. A few episodes back you did 21 jump st (I think? Your whole take on the show was hysterical) - in that vein and in tribute to the world oldest teenager I could head you doing
this:
 
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Inashense said:
Aww, thanks! But I don't want you repeating yourself. A few episodes back you did 21 jump st (I think? Your whole take on the show was hysterical) - in that vein and in tribute to the world oldest teenager I could head you doing
this:
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Do you remember what I said about that show? @Horsetoothbeth and I almost are tempted to start a 21 JS podcast.
 
Shortwave98

Shortwave98

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Honkey Donkey said:
Post songs you would like to hear @ARM sing at end of Radio Gunk episodes here .

I will start

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Every time I look at the title of this thread my eyes see "Armstrong". :panic:

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DeeStar

DeeStar

Who me? I’m 6’10” pal!
Loving You by Minnie Ripperton. And he has to hit that Ungodly unnatural high note!
 
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killallposers

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Inashense said:
Aww, thanks! But I don't want you repeating yourself. A few episodes back you did 21 jump st (I think? Your whole take on the show was hysterical) - in that vein and in tribute to the world oldest teenager I could head you doing
this:
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It's that fucking bastard who pushed Donna down the stairs. Get him!
 
ARM

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Inashense said:
Aww, thanks! But I don't want you repeating yourself. A few episodes back you did 21 jump st (I think? Your whole take on the show was hysterical) - in that vein and in tribute to the world oldest teenager I could head you doing
this:
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:Hahaha:THAT's a lock!! I JUST sang that on my cousin's answering mac-hine - with my mean Jaime Walters brooding. We were obsessed with Melrose Place for a while, and all it's sister shows. "TELL ME, TELL MEEE, THE WORDS TO DEFIIIINE, THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT SOMEONE SO FINNNE..HOW DO YOU TALK TO AN ANGEL!"

But 21 Jumpstreet started it all with FOX. 90210 was derivative of it. Brandon Walsh was clearly supposed to be a Tom Hanson DEPPelganger, right @Horsetoothbeth ??

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QList

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I'm thinking we should have a podcast with just @ARM singing requested songs. just a thought. :)
 
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Dlist said:
I'm thinking we should have a podcast with just @ARM singing requested songs. just a thought. :)
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Someone told me Bruce Hornsby plays piano on "For Your Eyes Only". I know he used to tour with Sheena Easton's band - before he did his own thing.

He's in this "Strut Out" video playing the cheesy pop song role...1:49 to 1:55

 
Inashense

Inashense

Pre-distressed Stunner
ARM said:
:Hahaha:THAT's a lock!! I JUST sang that on my cousin's answering mac-hine - with my mean Jaime Walters brooding. We were obsessed with Melrose Place for a while, and all it's sister shows. "TELL ME, TELL MEEE, THE WORDS TO DEFIIIINE, THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT SOMEONE SO FINNNE..HOW DO YOU TALK TO AN ANGEL!"

But 21 Jumpstreet started it all with FOX. 90210 was derivative of it. Brandon Walsh was clearly supposed to be a Tom Hanson DEPPelganger, right @Horsetoothbeth ??

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Omg the hotness, Brandon and Depp! Speaking of 21 Jump St did you know there was a Booker spin off?! I had no idea .
 
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Inashense said:
Omg the hotness, Brandon and Depp! Speaking of 21 Jump St did you know there was a Booker spin off?! I had no idea .
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I DID know!!! I'm a 21 JS sycophant. People think Richard Grieco was this stalwart cast member, but he was only on for just season 3. He was initially brought in because Depp wanted out after season 2, but the contract wouldn't allow it.

The Deppisode that spun it to Booker is right here from s4e1 "Draw the Line". I love this one, and framed Hanson in prison....

 
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