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Stuttering John's Gallery Of Grossness (updated).
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John is Grossness
John is Grossman
John is Grosser
Thasn any of us can
John has chia
And John has mildew
If you have corona in the can
Thast what he'll do .
save your molds
save your pledges
send your cans & to John
to pay the band
and lemon wedges
John is very
Entertaining
for a dark drty dabbler
Who likes complaining .
I wonder how long its been since he got laid
If Skip rebranded and marketed his podcast as a form of appetite suppressant he would be filthy rich.
The hits just keep coming.
@Stuttering John Melendez = horror
Great job!
Anyone grossed out by this comp, keep in mind - these are just a brief few examples of his vileness, there are many more - and, this behavior is all on camera, imagine what he gets up to in private.
Wait, what?! Where is he bleeding from now?
Lol his face and ass
Oh yeah, I saw it. He bled the entire first hour of the show. He's worse than PigPen.
Hey @monique , remember when your houseguests fucked up your nice towels? If you ever let John stay at your house, your towels are gonna have a whole lot worse than makeup on them.
John's leaking from every hole.
Gross. Did he say why?
I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't gotten fully laid since his divorce. I can see him getting close, especially with gross bar flies, or older women who liked him on old Howard.
But I can totally picture them bailing out at the last second, because he's just so VILE. The breath, the layer of grease, the body odor, the sweat stains, the slobbering, the bizarre body, the refusal to pay for anything, and the retarded personality on top - it's all just too much, for any woman.
He claimed it was from shaving. He had the same problem on the show prior. That means he's shaving literally minutes before he goes on air. His guest said the continuous bleeding was from his meds. Maybe he takes blood thinners?
He bled thru several napkins during the show, while sitting at that guy's kitchen table. Guarantee, when he got up, John left the bloody rags sitting on that table for someone else to clean up. "Hey, just let the guy's wife take care of it. You know, the way Suzanna used to do for me."
:ChiaCaca :
Fuzzy Mannys
Landlady wants DabbleOnJohn ASAP gone
from dabble on teh shiitter lid
With more dabble on the lawn .
The equivalent of fucking a homeless guy.
Johns a seeker
a reeker
a dabbler
nothing unique here
sprayin his virus from his nose
Johns a waste site
with
stalagmites stalactite bugars
on his toes
Johns a roller some tri polar
sputtering retarded dabbles of plague flu
Johns a 3 holer
Spraying his corona from his nose
I’m trying to find video of the time his green screen fell down behind him and he stumbled around putting back up.
Someone made a gif of it a while ago.
Hoping someone can help.
Johns a meekerA peaker
A creaker
And a Leaker
Leaking from ears nose mouth pee and farthole
Johns a freaky
A reeky
Stum Stum
Spittles
When he Speaky
And leaks teh corona from his pee hole
Also media savvy entertainment veteran John learning about a green screen for the first time.
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Also media savvy entertainment veteran John learning about a green screen for the first time.
Brilliant thank you
Everything Hal Sparks tells him is completely new to him.
So I guess he was wondering about it for months but never once thought about googling it or watching a YouTube tutorial about it
Yes, or how bout asking Sparks off the show.Everything Hal Sparks tells him is completely new to him.
So I guess he was wondering about it for months but never once thought about googling it or watching a YouTube tutorial about it
Also media savvy entertainment veteran John learning about a green screen for the first time.
Keep in mind, that show where Hal explained green screen to him is only from about a year and a half ago. This man worked on the number one late night tv show for ten years. MENSA.
