Gary insists on telling Howard about Andre Aggasi's dread of the Bad Wig [11/2009]

TheLongshoreman

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There's an undiscovered database of Gary's "Quick Stories" that usually never finds an audience or is immediately dismissed, but sometimes he can almost torpedo a segment (03/2009 highlighting Dr. Roni's unaccredited college), or just straight anti-produce a segment (12/2009 during The Saddest Virgin Contest, Gary asks, 'Are those tracks marks?').

Another instance, Nov 09, 2009, while maybe not as significant, but it's interesting to hear Howard's neutered response (
'Meh' @01'36) as Gary's hijacks the introduction to the next segment: Andre Agassi 60 Minutes Interview Discussed. Howard's subdued reaction and immediate dismissal speaks volumes to me; You almost hear Howard withdrawing, wanting no part, and grasping at the first opportunity to segue:


But Gary's kinda parroting an empathetic story here, as if he's familiar with the heartache consequences of nearly being discovered in public. I wonder if Howard's only listening to Gary tell another story only he finds funny ('...if it falls off will I try to kill it...') or something more nefarious, like 'yeah those close calls were crazy, but why are you talking about them NOW??' either way Howard wants no part of it, and rather awkwardly acknowledges, 'There's nothing funny about that'


  • Fillmore's recent wig post ('...Toni paints his head') reminded me of this segment. thanks for that
  • 03/16/2009 7:40am 'Robin And Tim's Weekend Of Detoxing And Enemas'. After Robin gives Dr. Roni her own workspace in the compound, she begins corresponding with their listeners, Howard calls in Dr. Roni to verify her credentials and intent, but when she tells Howard her educational background, Gary storms in to announce she attended an non-accredited college. Howard immediately dismisses Gary, indicating, he wants no part of his update, stating, '...I wouldn't know anything about that.' While Dr, Roni doesn't hesitate when confronted by Gary, she's seemed slow to respond to Gary. And even though Robin doesn't immediately respond, the following day, within the the first 30 minutes of the show, she has mini-blow up on Gary supposedly over Natasha Richardson's Skiing accident.
  • 2/10/2009 'The Saddest Virgin Contest.' w/ porn producer Paul Fishbein & Kayden Kross approx 7:50am Towards the end of the contest pornstar Kayden Kross is asked to ride the sybian, but while she's undressing Gary's notices a playbunny tat and asks her about it. She fumbles and hesitates to undress any further when Gary announces 'What the fuck is that on your foot?' Kayden tries to play it off as another '..stupid decision she made as a teenager...', i.e. playbunny tat, when Gary presses, 'track marks! right there!' Both Paul and Howard immediately talk over Gary, directing Kayden to the sybian.
 
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Sara

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*Miss Radio Gunk 2021*
Loads of examples of Booey injecting a dose of unfunny into any conversation, particularly on the WUS where he was given so much real estate.
It all comes down to one thing. He’s just dumb. He has no ability to counter any points and he’s got his inflamed gums jammed so far up Howard’s whole asshole, he just self destructs anytime he has to answer for anything. I love when they just talk over him and he’s in the background repeating himself and no one cares.
“Can I just say this?”
“Can I just say..”
“Can I”
“Can...”
 

Fillmore/Hydrox

Who me? I’m 6’10” pal!
It all comes down to one thing. He’s just dumb. He has no ability to counter any points and he’s got his inflamed gums jammed so far up Howard’s whole asshole, he just self destructs anytime he has to answer for anything. I love when they just talk over him and he’s in the background repeating himself and no one cares.
“Can I just say this?”
“Can I just say..”
“Can I”
“Can...”

So many Booeyisms from the Adelphi grad.

He's a 99 as well.



"Cat whattayudoforalivinuh, this isn't one of those oh who are you but whattayudoforalivin?" LOL talk about telegraphing your punch.
 

Sara

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*Miss Radio Gunk 2021*
So many Booeyisms from the Adelphi grad.

He's a 99 as well.



"Cat whattayudoforalivinuh, this isn't one of those oh who are you but whattayudoforalivin?" LOL talk about telegraphing your punch.

I always go back to his habit of repeating his last sentence.

“It’s bummin’ me out. I mean it’s just bummin’ me out.”

“What can I say? I mean, what can I say?”

I go nuclear listening to him.
 
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Way to go, passive/aggressive Gary, bringing up Andre's hair weave and making Howard uncomfortable. :giggle:

Howard wonders why Andre just didn't wear a hat if his weave didn't look right. You know, like Howard does.
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