Beth Stern Says Marriage to Howard Stern is Like 'A Slumber Party' One Week After Vow Renewal

[Uncle Larry]

Beefus is using the Hero Dog Award promotion to talk about herself again - gets asked in this interview about the ridiculous renewal of wedding vows.

Video in link:

https://people.com/tv/beth-stern-sa...e-a-slumber-party-one-week-after-vow-renewal/

What's the best thing about Howard: "He's my best friend ..... It's like a slumber party when I wake up in the morning and when I go to bed at night"

No mention of being 100 miles apart on most days, but it probably is like a couple of schoolgirls at a slumber party dreaming of men when the wig makes an appearance at chimney manor.

 

[TIgerLily]

They paint their nails and braid eachother’s faux hair.

 

[John Mahlin]

Jesus Christ a snooze fest. That's what all men want to hear about the broad they're banging. Bunch of faggots.

 

[reno]

Even when they’re together, they sleep in different parts of the mansion.
They probably don’t have to see each other most of the time.

 

[Cynlouwho]

To: " Beth Ostrosky "Stern"

From: Howie

Re: Addendum to marriage contract

This is to confirm that, on said date, Beth will leave her Hamptons residence and appear on the "Ellen Show" with Mr. Howard Stern in order to renew their marriage vows. In return, Beth will receive the sum of $100,000 cash (taxes paid) plus an Hermes Birkin bag of her choosing (not to exceed a value of $100,000). This does not alter in any way the original pre-nuptial agreement dated 2008.

Please sign and return a notarized copy of this contract addendum to (legal firm redacted).

 

[beenz]

makes sense that she'd compare her marriage to a slumber party given she has the intelligence of a 12 year old girl.

 

[Samantha Therese]

Beefus is using the Hero Dog Award promotion to talk about herself again - gets asked in this interview about the ridiculous renewal of wedding vows.

Video in link:

https://people.com/tv/beth-stern-sa...e-a-slumber-party-one-week-after-vow-renewal/

What's the best thing about Howard: "He's my best friend ..... It's like a slumber party when I wake up in the morning and when I go to bed at night"

No mention of being 100 miles apart on most days, but it probably is like a couple of schoolgirls at a slumber party dreaming of men when the wig makes an appearance at chimney manor.

 

[Uncle Larry]

makes sense that she'd compare her marriage to a slumber party given she has the intelligence of a 12 year old girl.

You mean the Beefus isn't a mature and intellectual animal advocate?

 

[the cannon]

I make my kid's guests all sleep in different rooms when they have slumber parties

 

[Benjamen]

Much closer to a sexless, immature slumber party than a respectable marriage between two mature adults.

 

[Uncle Larry]

Much closer to a sexless, immature slumber party than a respectable marriage between two mature adults.

Double digit IQ Beefus did tried to describe the wonderful relationship that doesn't exist as paradise but instead made Howard sound lame.

 

[lisac37]

Beefus is using the Hero Dog Award promotion to talk about herself again - gets asked in this interview about the ridiculous renewal of wedding vows.

Video in link:

https://people.com/tv/beth-stern-sa...e-a-slumber-party-one-week-after-vow-renewal/

What's the best thing about Howard: "He's my best friend ..... It's like a slumber party when I wake up in the morning and when I go to bed at night"

No mention of being 100 miles apart on most days, but it probably is like a couple of schoolgirls at a slumber party dreaming of men when the wig makes an appearance at chimney manor.

slumber party? I remember pigging out, talking about boys, and sleeping in our own sleeping bags at my slumber parties.....lol

 

[lisac37]

Beefus is using the Hero Dog Award promotion to talk about herself again - gets asked in this interview about the ridiculous renewal of wedding vows.

Video in link:

https://people.com/tv/beth-stern-sa...e-a-slumber-party-one-week-after-vow-renewal/

What's the best thing about Howard: "He's my best friend ..... It's like a slumber party when I wake up in the morning and when I go to bed at night"

No mention of being 100 miles apart on most days, but it probably is like a couple of schoolgirls at a slumber party dreaming of men when the wig makes an appearance at chimney manor.

wow, she looks TERRIBLE!! talk about face bloat..........

 

[StewieZ]

Pathetic. Just what every married man wants to hear. My wife thinks of me as a 13 yr old girlfriend

 

[Benjamen]

By the way, Howard’s teenaged slumber parties involved jerking off his buddies, so I’d avoid using that term if I was Beth.

 

[Artieisgod]

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I caught like two minutes today, but didn't the Pelican sing the praises of Regis? I remember when he would bash him as a no talent hack that neglected his web footed son.

 

[Rocinante]

And this idiot supposedly speaks five languages?
Yes, she learned how to say, "I'll suck your cock for $1,000" in those languages.

 

[laundryroom]

I caught like two minutes today, but didn't the Pelican sing the praises of Regis? I remember when he would bash him as a no talent hack that neglected his web footed son.

Howard does nothing but sing anymore. He sings commercials, he used to sing "as a joke", yet now has Fred line up songs for him to sing along to. Howard's singing is by far one of the worst parts of the new format of the show. It's terrible if it's for real and it's terrible if it's a joke and he does it all the time. I hate it so much it makes my stomach curl up.

 

[FredJunior]

Beefus is using the Hero Dog Award promotion to talk about herself again - gets asked in this interview about the ridiculous renewal of wedding vows.

Video in link:

https://people.com/tv/beth-stern-sa...e-a-slumber-party-one-week-after-vow-renewal/

What's the best thing about Howard: "He's my best friend ..... It's like a slumber party when I wake up in the morning and when I go to bed at night"

No mention of being 100 miles apart on most days, but it probably is like a couple of schoolgirls at a slumber party dreaming of men when the wig makes an appearance at chimney manor.

 

[Howard Stern]

Slumber party’s doesn’t last long, it has the to end at some point

 

[Sarge]

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[Snotty]

They paint their nails and braid eachother’s faux hair.

Have the ugliest bra and panty pillow fights known to man.........Throw Ralphiecakes in and you'd turn to stone if you walked in on one.........................

 

[Jim]

Howard does nothing but sing anymore. He sings commercials, he used to sing "as a joke", yet now has Fred line up songs for him to sing along to. Howard's singing is by far one of the worst parts of the new format of the show. It's terrible if it's for real and it's terrible if it's a joke and he does it all the time. I hate it so much it makes my stomach curl up.

My skin crawls when he does the "EE-ee-ee-ee-ee" thing. I want pull over and hit a tree when he does that.

 

[bznick]

It's a slumber party for her because she's in her space doing whatever's she wants while Grandpa Howard is open mouth napping at 6 o'clock.

Spoiler

Spoiler: Slumber party

 

[beautiful soup]

And this idiot supposedly speaks five languages?
Yes, she learned how to say, "I'll suck your cock for $1,000" in those languages.

like that scene in Taken where Liam Neeson busts into the brothel and all the girl can say in English is "I'm good"

 

[OrlandoBloomsWholeAsshole]

Even when they’re together, they sleep in different parts of the mansion.
They probably don’t have to see each other most of the time.

Howard probably has Ronnie clear the halls to make sure he doesn't run into Beth.

 

[ClubFuckinFooted]

From the "Broadway Musical" songs, songs he sings to kids, wanting the callers to sing as he sings his part of the conversation, the early years when he would sing along to the live bands in studio, singing commercials, etc..... He finds it funny..... You can hear it in his voice that he thinks it's humorous.
He enjoyes it, so he does it.

The most annoying thing is the eee eeee eeeeee we thing.
He thinks because he can say eee ee to the lyrics or the melody that it makes him look like a music guy.
Instead it just highlights how much of a poser he is when it comes to music. He knows nobody's name when he hears a song. Doesn't know the song...... And can't figure out anything but the most obvious song themes.
That is why he wants to know what every song was about when a song writer is in because he has no clue...

 

[Snotty]

From the "Broadway Musical" songs, songs he sings to kids, wanting the callers to sing as he sings his part of the conversation, the early years when he would sing along to the live bands in studio, singing commercials, etc..... He finds it funny..... You can hear it in his voice that he thinks it's humorous.
He enjoyes it, so he does it.

The most annoying thing is the eee eeee eeeeee we thing.
He thinks because he can say eee ee to the lyrics or the melody that it makes him look like a music guy.
Instead it just highlights how much of a poser he is when it comes to music. He knows nobody's name when he hears a song. Doesn't know the song...... And can't figure out anything but the most obvious song themes.
That is why he wants to know what every song was about when a song writer is in because he has no clue...

It's been said for a very long time.......On many boards...................Wiggy loves not to know............................

 

[ZooZa69]

Beefus is using the Hero Dog Award promotion to talk about herself again - gets asked in this interview about the ridiculous renewal of wedding vows.

Video in link:

https://people.com/tv/beth-stern-sa...e-a-slumber-party-one-week-after-vow-renewal/

What's the best thing about Howard: "He's my best friend ..... It's like a slumber party when I wake up in the morning and when I go to bed at night"

No mention of being 100 miles apart on most days, but it probably is like a couple of schoolgirls at a slumber party dreaming of men when the wig makes an appearance at chimney manor.

I'm pretty sure that horseface wouldn't describe her time having her (very limited) brains fucked out of her empty head by other low end male models as being like a "sleepover party." This is the smoking gun that Wigward is gay. I guess they eat popcorn (or eat 4 almonds and drink hot water), do each other's wigs, and talk about BOYS!! And then the first one to fall asleep has their panties put in the freezer!! Omg, they have SO MUCH FUN!!!

 

[NOTFUNORFUNNY]

Beefus is using the Hero Dog Award promotion to talk about herself again - gets asked in this interview about the ridiculous renewal of wedding vows.

Video in link:

https://people.com/tv/beth-stern-sa...e-a-slumber-party-one-week-after-vow-renewal/

What's the best thing about Howard: "He's my best friend ..... It's like a slumber party when I wake up in the morning and when I go to bed at night"

No mention of being 100 miles apart on most days, but it probably is like a couple of schoolgirls at a slumber party dreaming of men when the wig makes an appearance at chimney manor.

She slumbers just to forget that mantis climbed on top of her a couple times when he wasn't getting cornholed by ralph.