**12-03-24 #90 More End of Year Bit at the Beginning of the Last Month THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[The Jackie Chair]

Dragging out this Steven Singer Commercial dead read

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Gone at 10.05

 

[AutobotAl]

Have a good day Gunkers! No show for me tonight as I'll be working late. @monique @The Jackie Chair have a good show and @xavier feel better X!

 

[monique]

 

[Mr. Judy Tenuta]

I’m sorry, I’d rather walk outside bare chested in the Arctic than wear that sweater.
No MAN wears that.

 

[monique]

I’m sorry, I’d rather walk outside bare chested in the Arctic than wear that sweater.
No MAN wears that.

But you would look cute in it!

 

[bobblebooey]

 

[Gabe H. Coud]

Queen Alexandra of Yugoslavia gave birth in room 212 at the London Claridge Hotel during WW2.

The Nazis had her country, she was Queen of nothing at that time but Churchill granted embassy rights to that room, courtiers threw soil from Yugoslavia under the bed so the child would be born on Yugoslav soil.

That room was the entirety of her kingdom.

Replace Alexandra with Howard, Yugoslavia with Cherry Grove Fire Island, the courtiers with staff and soil with cawk and Howard KOAM fever dream is kept going.

Howard needs Sirius to survive so this false reality of his continues. The show sucks because the staff's only audience is Howard's insular, limited interests, ego and gay desires.

Howard didn't want KROCK to implode until he left and went to Sirius.

I "liked" your comment only because you put waaaay too much thought into it.

 

[ktate]

I "liked" your comment only because you put waaaay too much thought into it.

Thanks, I think, but no thought at all.

I've been making references to the HSS as a Potemkin Village and sad useless rump state of faded, forgotten glory for a long time.

Add in a pinch of Norma Desmond looking for a close up and Liberace's secluded gay pleasure palace and you got my picture of Wiggy.

 

[gunkwad21]

Howard forcing in "I don't color my hair!" out of nowhere

@monique

Howard's interview with Brolin damaged him psychologically.

 

[Mr. Judy Tenuta]

Thanks, I think, but no thought at all.

I've been making references to the HSS as a Potemkin Village and sad useless rump state of faded, forgotten glory for a long time.

Add in a pinch of Norma Desmond looking for a close up and Liberace's secluded gay pleasure palace and you got my picture of Wiggy.

I love your metaphors, allegories, parables and analogies

 

[Gunga Din]

This segment brought to you by Botox
69 brings up that men don't do botox
Or Facelifts
He has had both...
@monique

I sound like a broken record but were is all the Paris bits? I bet there is no way Howard finishes the top 9 he started yesterday

 

[Gunga Din]

69 "playing" what size tits he should get

Think Howard is going in for a touch up during the holiday with all the plastic surgery talk?

 

[Gunga Din]

Blobin "the happiest marriages are full of sex"
@monique

How would she know? She has never been married. She lives alone and the last time she had sex Bush was president

 

[Gunga Din]

So still no Noine?
On a call

Howard will get to that in January

 

[bobblebooey]

Think Howard is going in for a touch up during the holiday with all the plastic surgery talk?

 

[RadioGaGa]

@monique howards last day is next Wed 12/11. The staff party is next week. He always does the first 2 weeks in Dec. Jackie is gonna need to get a calendar he's always wrong lol

 

[RadioGaGa]

@monique howards last day is next Wed 12/11. The staff party is next week. He always does the first 2 weeks in Dec. Jackie is gonna need to get a calendar he's always wrong lol

Howard basically confirmed it today lol. I'm just helping you but this happens every Dec the last few years. I got nothing but love for you