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[The Jackie Chair]

RDJ full on ass kissing

 

[Benjamen]

Name three Springsteen songs, Howard.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

How much longer before "Molly's See you next Tuesday" comes out.

 

[Benjamen]

Howard says he’s fascinated with the minutiae of famous people’s lives.

Another way of putting it: I’m a starfucker who loves everything about celebs.

 

[lisac37]

"Molly's smelly feet" is going to be a running theme.......why can't Jimmy see what a shitty friend Howard is??????

 

[reno]

Molly's feet smell. Bith smells of cat piss and vomited wine.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Most Manly He-Men talk about female stinky feet.

 

[Benjamen]

No man but Howard can be married.

 

[eddyg]

as soon as melba toast kimmel came on,I knew it would be a show like a bunch of yentas meeting at a coffee shop eating a muffin. And it is.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Gift Bag Talk
Jimmy hates the items in the in it. He just keeps it in the trunk of the car.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Beefus wearing Jimmy Kimmle glom bag clothes bothers 89

 

[lisac37]

Molly can laugh at herself.......something Beth knows nothing about

 

[reno]

Bith walks around in a free sweatshirt. Howard must have cut her clothes budget.

 

[HorseySauce]

Howie didn't even understand Jimmy's smelly feet gag.... "OH! On Molly's feet!"

 

[lisac37]

"we've tried to class up our show"........we know Howard we saw the video

 

[Sloppy_p]

Where's KOAB to talk about smelly feet fetish?

 

[The Jackie Chair]

89 Jealous of Jimble Kimble and all his businesses

Unfunny Terrence Cranky Call coming up.

 

[HorseySauce]

Jimmy: "My gift bag will be in the trunk for the next six to eight months"
Howard: "Oh, so you do like our gift bag!"
......the fuck?

 

[Benjamen]

Howard restraining himself from asking if Molly’s vagina smells like vinegar.

 

[lisac37]

crankyankers......"has a much bigger budget, I can tell"......Jimmy corrects him and says not true

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Geesus this is unfunny
Love the gay lisp, not much of a stretch for twink Jimble Kimble

 

[lisac37]

Howard restraining himself from asking if Molly’s vagina smells like vinegar.

Fred is chomping at the bit

 

[HorseySauce]

Howard pretending he doesn't hate South Park now that he learned Jimmy's brother worked there

 

[reno]

Does anybody remember laughter?
I'm not laughing.

 

[Benjamen]

Jimmy loves Howard’s agent character? Oh great. Let me guess what’s coming up next.

 

[lisac37]

one of Jimmy's favorite characters is the agent doing Millie Bobbie Brown.........wtf........

 

[lisac37]

why is Jimmy's character using a "lisp"......

 

[reno]

If this call is typical of Crank Yankers, It sounds awful.

 

[Benjamen]

Jimmy’s character is an AWFUL version of Jack Tors from the Jerky Boys.

 

[laundryroom]

It took me way longer than it should to figure out if the show was live or a repeat.