Morning gunkcoff
Wigamortus will quickly and briefly pass right over the actual ratings of his Bruce disaster on HBO Max. At least we don't have to hear about the interview or that Emmy ever again... I hope.
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Morning gunkcoff
Perennial curmudgeon and all around ass Neil Young gets a full Second This is Your Wiki™. I bet it will be happy and uplifting plus insightful...nah who am I kidding he is bitter, a Narcisist and has full on TDS. Plan for 2 hours of shear hell.
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Morning gunkcoff
Today long winded and long past his prime Quinton Tarantino comes in for This is Your Wiki™ to give everyone 2 hours of gibberish. Wonder if he will make a HBO special out of this or do 3 victory laps?
Either way it will be long and arduous.
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Morning gunkcoff
2 guest this week so Today will be time killer and guest hype day with Tarantino and Young coming in this week. 2 irrelevant guests for an irrelevant show. Oh well, mucho time to kill today.
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Morning gunkcoff
Hypocrite Howie will once again kiss a Podcaster ass face to face after badmouthing them for years. Be prepared for a lathering of epic proportion. There should be some McMoron Group mixed in as well as lots of calls from Buckwald.
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Morning gunkcoff
After another painful and uniformative interview there will be hundreds of "letters" (overnight mail?), and emails (from the staff) of how:
Informative
Deep
Interesting
Revealing
Fun
Amazing
That amateur hour interrogation was.
Cock wheel of filler should happen during...
Morning gunkcoff
Today should be Springsteen promo day and 79 Groovin' as he gets ready for a 4 day weekend, we'll that is every weekend. Honestly today should also have emails and calls supporting him against evil Andy Co-hen. Today we get to see 79's alternative reality.
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Morning gunkcoff
Victory lap day for the worst prerecorded bit in history The Drew Barrymore Dating Friendship Game. Today is victory lap day from back office callers to tell us how great it was. Should be a sleeper of a show.
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Morning gunkcoff
Today we get to listen to the sound of desperation and career destruction. Drew Barrymore is going to embarrass herself. More than Jade ever did on this show and for what... Beefus' "dating" scraps, guess some paying customers stand out.
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Morning gunkcoff
79 IQ will start promoting the undetermined day that his "interview" will happen today. I have guessed the 26th but we will never know because this is the most secretive interview show in history. Today there should be Cawk since yesterday was all ass pipe.
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Morning gunkcoff
After a refreshing 10 Day vacation, well for me from this garbage, the sad ole queen is back. He is back and looking fkr Cawk because all 112%He-Man Heterosexual men do this. Prepare for disappointment.
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Morning gunkcoff
Finocchio has invented everything in his little 79 IQ head of his. I guess if you yell it loud enough and long enough you hope it becomes a truth. Expect nothing from this get away Wednesday.
Happy Yom Kippur Howard Emily must be pissed working a high holy day.
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Morning gunkcoff
When Finocchio™ lies he will say Don't ask or It's a Whole Thing. Expect relationship lies, Jann Victory Lap and filler with mainly Cawk.
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Morning gunkcoff
Today we meet and learn too much about someone even less relevant than the Pelican... Jan Wenner of Rolling Stone Magazine. Can't wait for Beatles, Cream and Howard on the cover talk.
There will be plenty of cock beforehand.
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Morning gunkcoff
To Guests or not to guest... That is the question. It is nobler to just disappear than to hang on just for the money.
I have no idea what to expect.
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