Alert!!! New Photoshop by Howard™ Photoshoot Happening This Morning!

[The Jackie Chair]

Can't wait to see how he fixes
Bloodshot wonky eyes
Bloated face
Huge tuchus and thighs
Crappy hair
Liver spotted skin

 

[PelicanWig]

Is a rich husband, who bought expensive photography equipment as a hobby, taking pictures of his wife really considered a “photo shoot”?

 

[TIgerLily]

"Photo shoot"

 

[H Jashol]

I'd like to shoot these 2!

 

[Hamburglar]

Is a rich husband, who bought expensive photography equipment as a hobby, taking pictures of his wife really considered a “photo shoot”?

In her mind she's still a model too.

 

[Rescued Owl]

Is a rich husband, who bought expensive photography equipment as a hobby, taking pictures of his wife really considered a “photo shoot”?

Absolutely ! These photo shoots are serious business.

 

[Petal]

Oh hell, yes. Such an important day for Beffie.

Bring on the pics! I'll go get my laser pointer.

I wonder who's clamoring for her to be their spokes model at 45, besides her husband?

Yeah... no one. It's her hubby taking pics outside. She's nuts.

 

[Deleted member 78]

Is it for the cover of Creepy ?

 

[Hamburglar]

Oh hell, yes. Such an important day for Beffie.

Bring on the pics! I'll go get my laser pointer.

I wonder who's clamoring for her to be their spokes model at 45, besides her husband?

Yeah... no one. It's her hubby taking pics outside. She's nuts.

It's probably a favor from Bon Jovi's brother to put her in another Hampton's Water wine ad.

 

[QList]

All I can think of is that they need some new pics for a free rag mag Social Life cover in August.

 

[Hamburglar]

I can't bring myself to read any of the comments. I can only imagine the amount of awwws about the cat and the rest are about what a beauty Beff is and how the world is so fortunate to have her in it.

 

[Petal]

All I can think of is that they need some new pics for a free rag mag Social Life cover in August.

Yup.

Id be embarrassed if hubby had to buy my way into a magazine cover 1x a year. Everyone knows what it is - pay to play. She acts like she won some coveted award and cover shoot.

Mind boggling.

 

[QList]

I can't bring myself to read any of the comments. I can only imagine the amount of awwws about the cat and the rest are about what a beauty Beff is and how the world is so fortunate to have her in it.

It is nauseating however, her humble brag posts get 1/2 as many likes as the ones with cats, so..there is that.

 

[John Mahlin]

The simple pleasures of a retard.

 

[Uncle Larry]

At least one commenter gets the "photographer' that Beefus is talking about

danit0723I'm sure Howard won't mind!

 

[TIgerLily]

When I was little I used to demand that my Mom, Dad and brother sit in the living room while I gave a "fashion show".
I don't remember it but they took tons of pictures as proof and labeled them 'Model'.

I was 8.
Dolt is 45 *cough* (allegedly)

 

[QList]

Meanwhile on Heidi's social media

 

[Lex Dysic]

Is it for the cover of Creepy ?

 

[Hamburglar]

Meanwhile on Heidi's social media

But has she ever done an Ames circular?

 

[QList]

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Ha! You beat me to it!

 

[Benjamen]

“Photo shoot” = killing time with a hobby
“Transcendental Mediation” = nap
“Meeting” = any discussion with another person
“Note” = Email
“Email” = tweet
“Homework” = Watching gay and trans TV shows for pleasure

 

[Cookie]

Can't wait to see how he fixes
Bloodshot wonky eyes
Bloated face
Huge tuchus and thighs
Crappy hair
Liver spotted skin

and why is the "gown" on the floor?
#stupidstagedpic

 

[Princess Kitty]

I hope the cat pisses and shreds her ugly gown. See you next Tuesday.

 

[check1]

“Photo shoot” = killing time with a hobby
“Transcendental Mediation” = nap
“Meeting” = any discussion with another person
“Note” = Email
“Email” = tweet
“Homework” = Watching gay and trans TV shows for pleasure

 

[xavier]

Can't wait to see how he fixes
Bloodshot wonky eyes
Bloated face
Huge tuchus and thighs
Crappy hair
Liver spotted skin

Photoshoot?

For what AARP?

 

[QList]

Guess the "photoshoot" is already over...but Bethie is going to wear that professional makeup for the next 2 days.

 

[QList]

Photoshoot?

For what AARP?

Probably for free rag mag cover Howard buys for her in August (Social Life)

 

[Deleted member 78]

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[The Jackie Chair]

I love that as 99 has gone into obscurity His Employee/Beard is an attention whore to the nth degree and gives us Hours and Hours off hillarious content to mock.

 

[Lex Dysic]

"photoshoots" LOLOLOL