artie emergency surgery?

[TimeBandit]

 

[Nicole]

I'm not sure that makes any sense.

 

[starfish]

Basically he was about to die from a chest infection but then he just won't.
This time he really seems to be one foot in the grave though.

 

[starfish]

What are the odds Stern still won't call him?

 

[Fillmore/Hydrox]

Artie is more likely to get a call from his dad.

 

[Nemo]

.

 

[Louie]

So he is on his "death bed" & manages to kiss Apatows ass still.

 

[Nemo]

6 minutes ago......

 

[Nemo]

 

[TIgerLily]

Wow.
'AngryArtieGuy's' next post here is going to be EPIC.
Somebody wake him up.

 

[Tired]

fucking thing is, he thinks this makes him even cooler. fucking guy thinks its 1981

 

[TIgerLily]

Someone tweeted "Boo F*cking Hoo" to Artie with a picture of a soldier, sitting up in bed, missing both legs and an arm.

Harsh, but powerful.

 

[Princess Kitty]

This seems exaggerated or fake to me for some reason but I can't put my finger on it
He's so proud of all his near death experiences and he's blasting away on Twitter and promoting his next gig, licking Apatows asshole and talking about the show??
What's with all the "to all you kids out there" shit?
No one gives a flying fuck seeing this train wreck over and over and over and over..
For the love of God, please remove Artie from Twitter

 

[starfish]

What's with all the "to all you kids out there" shit?

He actually has a bunch of millennial fans and he is a bit worried about the example he is setting for them.

 

[Nemo]

 

[Nemo]

Spoiler

 

[Princess Kitty]

He actually has a bunch of millennial fans and he is a bit worried about the example he is setting for them.

:jj1:

 

[The Jackie Chair]

So delusional thinking that this puts him with comedy greats since they had massive drug issues when in reality he is nothing but a pathetic user.
112% Wiggy will not contact him or speak of this on air....in 9 days.

 

[monique]

Where is @goisermass when you need a nice Artie tirade?



He can't even do death with dignity

 

[TIgerLily]

So delusional thinking that this puts him with comedy greats since they had massive drug issues when in reality he is nothing but a pathetic user.
112% Wiggy will not contact him or speak of this on air....in 9 days.

Sadly, Artie would take that call.
I wouldn't.
If you can't contact me when I'm well (not that Artie ever is), don't contact me when I'm sick.

 

[Jason]

This story is disgusting. Wow. The time I got my penis stuck in my zipper I told no one. Sometimes it's best to keep things between you and your plastic surgeon .

 

[Roland Schwinn]

did he dye his hair?! didn't he have white hair a few days ago?!

 

[ccc]

He was out of his mind back then...

 

[VictorVonDoom]

He's always wanted to die.

 

[Nemo]

I gave Artie a nose job

 

[VictorVonDoom]

 

[Nicole]

I'm honestly wondering if he got endocarditis from shooting heroin. The "blew a hole in my nose" story doesn't make much sense to me.

 

[Nicole]

I took care of a lot of drug addicts when I worked at a county hospital. If you have some sort of tooth or sinus abscess the infection USUALLY travels to your brain. An infection in your heart or in the sac that surrounds your heart is usually from IV stuff.

 

[Fillmore/Hydrox]

fucking thing is, he thinks this makes him even cooler. fucking guy thinks its 1981

That picture is more 1881 in the Five Points.

 

[Nemo]