**11-09-26 #46 If Boredom had a Podcast It Would Be THSP OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[The Jackie Chair]

Morning

Hopefully there is no reason for a 4 hour show today. The only thing I see is the Trey Victory Lap and promo for TAN mom in studio next week talking to Howard on a TV set. As of this moment the HBO Max show is at 1628 for context it is behind reruns of The Beverly Hillbillies at 1623.
Mock On

 

[Kive96]

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Sounds like he shot out of a cannon

 

[The Jackie Chair]

69 laments there are no sound effects on radio. Says the Podcaster

 

[Kive96]

Howard running through every stupid opening of show catchphrase

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Fuck phone screener bit. Jewgene Pearlman
Fred creepy AF

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Mike Pearlman of course will be on air and we get This is Your Wiki™

 

[Kive96]

Mr Announcer getting into the gay hijinx

 

[Kive96]

"I'm not really involved in the hiring." - Howard Stern

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Mike Pearlman

 

[Kive96]

Mike Pearlman apparently has worked there for 11 years

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Jewgene overload

 

[Kive96]

"Mike is one my most elite hires" - Howard Stern

 

[The Jackie Chair]

69 "the budget was tight around here... We hired Richard"

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Mike Pearlman apparently has worked there for 11 years

 

[Kive96]

Howard dropping the illusion that Richard won a contest to get hired.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Mr 13th grade at Boston College mocking his employees

 

[lisac37]

my god what did Robin take before this show? She sounds completely off the wall!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Howard dropping the illusion that Richard won a contest to get hired.

Years later admits that Gets John's job was bullshit
@monique

 

[Kive96]

Richard's origin story being completely rewritten

 

[The Jackie Chair]

my god what did Robin take before this show? She sounds completely off the wall!

Maybe a new treatment

 

[The Jackie Chair]

More gross Richard stories

 

[Kive96]

"At first I had a trial job with you guys and then Gary came to me and said Howard wants to keep you around" - Richard Christie

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Howard saves everyone Messiah complex

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Back to the blueberries

 

[Kive96]

The "trial job" no doubt was the various calls and song parodies he did before Get John's Job

 

[AutobotAl]

Monring crew! So no guest today, so that means a lot of things in the can that they'll never get to. Awaiting Jill's phone call about how cool Temu Jerry Garcia was. Off to the gym I go!

 

[The Jackie Chair]

He needed Consuela to check his blueberries

 

[Kive96]

Howard getting blueberry news in between ladyboy pics on his Instagram feed

 

[The Jackie Chair]

@monique admits to a lot of staff