The Worst Guest List

[Honkey Donkey]

chelsea handler has got to be one of the worst guests ever on the show.
She is not funny or fun.
How did she ever get to be famous?
She is a stupid pot head air head that thinks she knows a lot.
She should stick to being a pot smoking whore and go off and join a commune .
Why the fuck is she on the show so much?
She sickens me as much as Leana Dumbass.
She is dare I say worse on the show than Whorse.
It had to be said.

 

[Honkey Donkey]

Anyone know why the Wig keeps having these unfunny Cunts on the show ?
God forbid he ever has a good stand up on.

 

[reno]

The fat chick from Girls is always hard to take. Some of the boy bands he has in make me want to change the station. I miss they days when Gilbert was on and sat in for the news.

 

[Benjamen]

I remember the final straw guest that made me turn on Howard: the obnoxious and entitled Tila Tequila. I think it was the start of Howard becoming spineless, timid and enabling to the Almighty B-lister -- and it was years before the scapegoat Marci Turk was on the scene.

 

[JoeyC]

Madonna...devoid of humor,pretentious,fake answers ..I hated it...and it was about 15-20 too late to have her on anyway...

 

[Shadoe Stevens]

Maroon Train.

 

[Honkey Donkey]

I hate chelsea handler so much that she made me hope Trump sues her for saying he has syphilis .
No a list celeb is banging that whore . She is delusional.
I seen hotter chick in the LA airport than her .

 

[Fillmore/Hydrox]

I remember the final straw guest that made me turn on Howard: the obnoxious and entitled Tila Tequila. I think it was the start of Howard becoming spineless, timid and enabling to the Almighty B-lister -- and it was years before the scapegoat Marci Turk was on the scene.

I have to go with Amy Fisher. The absolute bottom of the barrel, and the one guest where I finally realized "Hey, he'd have Josef Mengele in for ratings if he could."

 

[Maxmaye]

I have to go with Amy Fisher. The absolute bottom of the barrel, and the one guest where I finally realized "Hey, he'd have Josef Mengele in for ratings if he could."

Wasn't she on for all of 3 seconds?


Btw, when Artie fucked with her husband Lou Bellera I still listen to that clip its sooooo fucking funny

 

[Maxmaye]

David Arquette = Worst Stern Show Guest Ever


Howard's original Hollywood Twink Boyfriend is stupid, unfunny, incomprehensible, annoying and was on at least two dozen times from the early 2000's through a couple years ago when they had a falling out because Howard left him for more famous Twinks. Arquette ruined great stern show bits like Little Lupe riding the sybian

 

[Fillmore/Hydrox]

Wasn't she on for all of 3 seconds?


Btw, when Artie fucked with her husband Lou Bellera I still listen to that clip its sooooo fucking funny

Yeah, but just the idea that they even had her on to begin with--then Gary got all high, righteous, and mighty after she stormed out, but the Sporkle-proficient sleeping monkey couldn't find the nutsack to say before she got there "Hey, this isn't right."?

 

[Maxmaye]

Yeah, but just the idea that they even had her on to begin with--then Gary got all high, righteous, and mighty after she stormed out, but the Sporkle-proficient sleeping monkey couldn't find the nutsack to say before she got there "Hey, this isn't right."?

So why would it be ok for Geraldo or Bill O'Reilly to interview her but not Howard?

 

[Fillmore/Hydrox]

So why would it be ok for Geraldo or Bill O'Reilly to interview her but not Howard?

I never said it was--she was an attempted murderer. Nobody should have had her on.

 

[Maxmaye]

I never said it was--she was an attempted murderer. Nobody should have had her on.

So we should never hear what any convicted criminal has to say about anything? Btw Howard was not kissing her ass at all as soon as she sat down they took a call for Mary Joe's daughter which is why she walked out

 

[Maxmaye]

I know everyone hates Chelsea Handler but I like her. Yeah, howard wants to be her because she is beloved by Hollywood's A-List crowd and the first to be invited to every party but he should get over it

 

[Fillmore/Hydrox]

So we should never hear what any convicted criminal has to say about anything? Btw Howard was not kissing her ass at all as soon as she sat down they took a call for Mary Joe's daughter which is why she walked out

I remember the entire episode like it were yesterday but you're not getting it. There's a difference in having some convicted racketeer come in and explain point-shaving, but having an attempted murderer in is supposed to prove... what? How egalitarian the show was supposed to be? Hey, we also interview rapists!

 

[beenz]

gotta add 5 seconds of summer to the list. and aurora.

 

[Maxmaye]

I remember the entire episode like it were yesterday but you're not getting it. There's a difference in having some convicted racketeer come in and explain point-shaving, but having an attempted murderer in is supposed to prove... what? How egalitarian the show was supposed to be? Hey, we also interview rapists!

I'm not sure where the policy came from where howard can't interview anyone who was convicted of a violent offfense

 

[JuliotheGreasiest]

anybody associated with SNL is a shite guest as well.

 

[Mac-Hine]

Chelsea Handler was aweful. And so was that butch from girls. How not having any comedians on these days has cause me to listen rarely.

 

[Donkeyboy]

I remember the entire episode like it were yesterday but you're not getting it. There's a difference in having some convicted racketeer come in and explain point-shaving, but having an attempted murderer in is supposed to prove... what? How egalitarian the show was supposed to be? Hey, we also interview rapists!

She was on to promote a porno, IIRC. It's not like she was thereto discuss climate change. She was a famous name regardless. Plus, didn't she do her time?

 

[Honkey Donkey]

David Arquette = Worst Stern Show Guest Ever


Howard's original Hollywood Twink Boyfriend is stupid, unfunny, incomprehensible, annoying and was on at least two dozen times from the early 2000's through a couple years ago when they had a falling out because Howard left him for more famous Twinks. Arquette ruined great stern show bits like Little Lupe riding the sybian

His retarded laugh was the worst

 

[Maxmaye]

His retarded laugh was the worst

He thought he was so charming too because of it. Yeah we get it you got Courtney Cox to think your cute 20 years ago congratulations

 

[eddyg]

used to be dopey David Arquette. Dunham makes me sick. Levine,Seth Rogen and Maria menounous,hate that fucking laugh.Handler is like a jappy girl,yakking about who she knows,etc. The group train,who cares?

 

[eddyg]

Madonna...devoid of humor,pretentious,fake answers ..I hated it...and it was about 15-20 too late to have her on anyway...

such a buildup for nothing

 

[Maxmaye]

used to be dopey David Arquette. Dunham makes me sick. Levine,Seth Rogen and Maria menounous,hate that fucking laugh.Handler is like a jappy girl,yakking about who she knows,etc. The group train,who cares?

Don't mind Menounos at all. Even her voice is sexy

Arquette was the C-list celebrity version of Bobo


Adam Levine can go jump off a cliff

 

[Maxmaye]

such a buildup for nothing

The Madonna interview was fine. She's just not as outrageous in real life as her image. I didn't know she was fucking tupac

 

[Robert Higgins]

Lady Gaga.

I'm not impressed by her in the least. Self-important cu*t who stole her entire identity from Madonna and Elton John.

 

[Robert Higgins]

anybody associated with SNL is a shite guest as well.

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Well, you've said it all.

 

[Maxmaye]

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Well, you've said it all.

Did you know the people on SNL read cue cards? Holy Shit wut a mindfuck!