SHIT THREAD Went Back Into A Movie Theater Tonight. First Time In Two Years And...

[Tig Ol Bitties]

...this fucking idiotic Jurassic World Park Dominion Whatever will keep me out for another fucking five.

How low can these untalented Hollywood hacks go?

Thank God I'm a reader. It's the only medium left with any storytelling skill held by its creators.

 

[Kelly Ripa Cameltoe]

I liked it. As a matter of fact I’m a subscriber to my local theater chain. I’m sorry you don’t like fun.

 

[Kelly Ripa Cameltoe]

Btw, what was up with Howard’s rant today about Obi-Wan and Spider-Man out of nowhere? Ewan and Tom Holland turned down interviews?

 

[Factotum]

...this fucking idiotic Jurassic World Park Dominion Whatever will keep me out for another fucking five.

How low can these untalented Hollywood hacks go?

Thank God I'm a reader. It's the only medium left with any storytelling skill held by its creators.

You're the sucker for paying for it.

 

[Kelly Ripa Cameltoe]

I saw it on an XPlus screen in Dolby Atmos. Good time.

 

[The Bearded Pelican]

...this fucking idiotic Jurassic World Park Dominion Whatever will keep me out for another fucking five.

How low can these untalented Hollywood hacks go?

Thank God I'm a reader. It's the only medium left with any storytelling skill held by its creators.

I can't watch new movies anymore. In fact, I created a rule. If I haven't seen it before, I'm not allowed to see it . The rules are the rules. I don't make them up.

 

[Tig Ol Bitties]

I liked it. As a matter of fact I’m a subscriber to my local theater chain. I’m sorry you don’t like fun.

Is there a block list? If you liked that film, I'm sure a shiny object would fucking entertain you.

 

[Tig Ol Bitties]

You're the sucker for paying for it.

Agreed. Family thing. Got dragged to it.

 

[Kelly Ripa Cameltoe]

Is there a block list? If you liked that film, I'm sure a shiny object would fucking entertain you.

You’re right. Your anal plug would do the trick.

 

[Fudgicle]

I liked it. As a matter of fact I’m a subscriber to my local theater chain. I’m sorry you don’t like fun.

I'm a big screen nerd too. I bitch about the downsides too but I missed it a lot when it was gone.

 

[Kelly Ripa Cameltoe]

I'm a big screen nerd too. I bitch about the downsides too but I missed it a lot when it was gone.

I have a new found appreciation for movie going after the pandemic. I’ve been to see Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Top Gun, Jurassic World. Got my tickets for Lightyear and Thor.

 

[Kelly Ripa Cameltoe]

Did anyone see Free Guy? What a delightful little movie.

 

[ericd]

Jurassic Grasshopper

 

[FredJunior]

I spent way too much today watching a POS movie!
$15bux on tix
and $50bux on food and drink, just for myself!

 

[Jokey Jackman]

......and the pair of jeans with the new permanent jissal stain in the left cheek area from sitting in the lovebirds area

 

[LilBuddy67]

...this fucking idiotic Jurassic World Park Dominion Whatever will keep me out for another fucking five.

How low can these untalented Hollywood hacks go?

Thank God I'm a reader. It's the only medium left with any storytelling skill held by its creators.

Why would you go to that??

 

[LilBuddy67]

Pratt keeping ravenous dinos away with an outward arm in a "stop" position. Where do I sign up.

 

[beautiful soup]

I spent way too much today watching a POS movie!
$15bux on tix
and $50bux on food and drink, just for myself!

I know some find it boring but live theater is a deal compared to movies. You can, at least in chicago, find fantastic acting and stories for under $20 per ticket...might even get to see some live nudity if you look carefully

 

[Anustart]

I know some find it boring but live theater is a deal compared to movies. You can, at least in chicago, find fantastic acting and stories for under $20 per ticket...might even get to see some live nudity if you look carefully

Hello Frisco!

 

[FredJunior]

I'm a big screen nerd too. I bitch about the downsides too but I missed it a lot when it was gone.

I fukking hate ppl at the movie theater because they're all inconsiderate shit heads. Especially the ones that let their little kids do what they want.

 

[The Brambles]

I smoked some bud and watched Jurassic World
at the drive-in last night. I liked watching the
dinosaurs & action sequences, but the story
did suck ass.

2 1/2 stars out of 5

 

[Bowlingshoes]

Me too and Ill stick to my home setup. Not worth the hassle and enjoying people draggy two year olds to to see it.

 

[lucy van pelt]

The last movie I saw was A Star is Born in 18. Good ol' days.
I'll see the Elvis movie in his honor at a theater.

 

[hidden dragon]

I fukking hate ppl at the movie theater because they're all inconsiderate shit heads. Especially the ones that let their little kids do what they want.

I think this could be an ideal layout for a movie theater.