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Howard prances in his underwear in front of Ralph and his shrink asks if he's gay

Fillmore/Hydrox

Fillmore/Hydrox

Who me? I’m 6’10” pal!
I promised I would upload this as soon as I got back and I was not accurate but I never forgot it.

There's a boatload of wrong in this clip, starting with an incredibly bad and unfunny Joan Rivers impression from the back office plebians, then the "I pranced in my underpants in front of Ralph like we were in a gay club." continues with retarded GOT talk, zero drops from Fred, even more boring "step-mother/step-daughter porn" discussions, then finally culminates in the Wig admitting his psychiatrist originally started asking him about his latent homosexuality.



Sorry, @monique he's a mondo fudge-packer.
 
Samantha Therese

Samantha Therese

Lois Lange
Fillmore said:
I promised I would upload this as soon as I got back and I was not accurate but I never forgot it.

There's a boatload of wrong in this clip, starting with an incredibly bad and unfunny Joan Rivers impression from the back office plebians, then the "I pranced in my underpants in front of Ralph like we were in a gay club." continues with retarded GOT talk, zero drops from Fred, even more boring "step-mother/step-daughter porn" discussions, then finally culminates in the Wig admitting his psychiatrist originally started asking him about his latent homosexuality.



Sorry, @monique he's a mondo fudge-packer.
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I remember this live - the Julia Roberts comment for me is the linch pin in the mental profiling of this absolute closet case. How in gods name could he utter anything in this scenario and claim he’s straight!?
 
DbD

DbD

1, 2, BBQ
WTF? This is fairly new???!!! Sweet baby Jesus this poor guy needs his parents to die ASAP so he can finally live the way he wants to in the open. This reminds me of that period when Bruce Jenner was growing that weird hair and starting to look pretty freaky but insisted he was all man.
 
vich

vich

Feel My Ubiquity
Wooly Allen said:
WTF? This is fairly new???!!! Sweet baby Jesus this poor guy needs his parents to die ASAP so he can finally live the way he wants to in the open. This reminds me of that period when Bruce Jenner was growing that weird hair and starting to look pretty freaky but insisted he was all man.
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Is that what you think keeps him in the closet? Fear of parental disapproval? Ive been thinking about that lately and thats what seems to make the most sense to me. You would think that he is such an attention whore that he might come out just to create some sort of buzz. Or because its the hip and trendy thing to do now and he so desperately wants to be like the cool kids.
 
DbD

DbD

1, 2, BBQ
vich said:
Is that what you think keeps him in the closet? Fear of parental disapproval? Ive been thinking about that lately and thats what seems to make the most sense to me. You would think that he is such an attention whore that he might come out just to create some sort of buzz. Or because its the hip and trendy thing to do now and he so desperately wants to be like the cool kids.
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I've always thought Big Ben and Rae-Rae have unintentionally kept him locked in that closet. They are in his head on so many levels.
 
Jigsaw

Jigsaw

Something completely different.
The RG OG's
Howard shows all the signs of being in denial. Not just closeted but he believes he's not gay. Like those that believe they have been "cured" of their homosexuality. When challenged about his sexuality (usually by Robin, whom I suspect knows the truth about Howard) he gets very defensive--"I can't be gay I'm married!"

He's gay but just can't admit it to himself.
 
beenz

beenz

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This sounds like around 2013. That's when Howard was doing a horrible monologue each day and had someone doing an introduction to the show is a Jay Leno type way.
 
Father O'Blivion

Father O'Blivion

Preferred gender pronoun: His Majesty
I like how he doesn't understand anything at all about Game of Thrones, but when the subject turns to The Batchelor, he knows every name, their likes and dislikes, their motives, and worst of all he throws a viewing party. :facepalm:
I wonder who was on hand for that, besides Ralph.
EDIT: He's testing the waters. He is starting to openly declare his homosexuality. The moment his last parent is dead, he will come out and say that he's been telling everyone that he was a homo for ages, which he has. Even Blobin has to ask why he's ashamed of his sexuality.
 
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reno

reno

Poster of the year 1929
I think Howard always just wanted to be a pretty girl. I’ve never seen someone so ugly thy so hard to look good.
He tortures himself with his crazy diet, he has a gay guy picking out his cloths and he’s had lots of plastic surgery.
Face it Howard, if you were a girl, you’d be a big ugly one.
 
cyclone

cyclone

a man who's all euro trash confident!
Fillmore said:
I promised I would upload this as soon as I got back and I was not accurate but I never forgot it.

There's a boatload of wrong in this clip, starting with an incredibly bad and unfunny Joan Rivers impression from the back office plebians, then the "I pranced in my underpants in front of Ralph like we were in a gay club." continues with retarded GOT talk, zero drops from Fred, even more boring "step-mother/step-daughter porn" discussions, then finally culminates in the Wig admitting his psychiatrist originally started asking him about his latent homosexuality.



Sorry, @monique he's a mondo fudge-packer.
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Getting through that entire clip was tough sledding, but thanks for posting it, Fill.

I guess I'm just desensitized to how homo he is, but I don't think the gay underpants fashion party for Ralph was the big takeaway. To me, it was how pitiful and utterly alone he is.

He recapped a night that wasn't worth living, let alone discussed.

Hundreds of millions of dollars, and his "life" is nothing but beating off and bad tv.

:facepalm:
 
cyclone

cyclone

a man who's all euro trash confident!
reno said:
I think Howard always just wanted to be a pretty girl. I’ve never seen someone so ugly thy so hard to look good.
He tortures himself with his crazy diet, he has a gay guy picking out his cloths and he’s had lots of plastic surgery.
Face it Howard, if you were a girl, you’d be a big ugly one.
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You'd think after one look in the mirror, he would have cut his losses and directed his energy towards other things, but no: he still wants to be the belle of the ball, the homecoming queen, and the pretty woman.

Fuckin' weirdo.
 
The Brambles

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NOTFUNORFUNNY

NOTFUNORFUNNY

nonplussed
Fillmore said:
I promised I would upload this as soon as I got back and I was not accurate but I never forgot it.

There's a boatload of wrong in this clip, starting with an incredibly bad and unfunny Joan Rivers impression from the back office plebians, then the "I pranced in my underpants in front of Ralph like we were in a gay club." continues with retarded GOT talk, zero drops from Fred, even more boring "step-mother/step-daughter porn" discussions, then finally culminates in the Wig admitting his psychiatrist originally started asking him about his latent homosexuality.



Sorry, @monique he's a mondo fudge-packer.
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Dude Howard loves log jam!!
 
Fillmore/Hydrox

Fillmore/Hydrox

Who me? I’m 6’10” pal!
cyclone said:
Getting through that entire clip was tough sledding, but thanks for posting it, Fill.

I guess I'm just desensitized to how homo he is, but I don't think the gay underpants fashion party for Ralph was the big takeaway. To me, it was how pitiful and utterly alone he is.

He recapped a night that wasn't worth living, let alone discussed.

Hundreds of millions of dollars, and his "life" is nothing but beating off and bad tv.

:facepalm:
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Actually the principle reason I posted it in its entirety was for the latter end of the video where he explains about the psychiatrist asking him about homosexuality. That is to my knowledge, the only time I ever heard him admit that the shrink thought he was a flaming homo and from that, we can presuppose that Sarno pegged him for a faggola and told the shrink "look, this poor fucker's in major denial about his lust for cock, AND he's retarded. Order that yacht right now."
 
StewieZ

StewieZ

Who me? I’m 6’10” pal!
Hahah look at Ralph with the white scarf. No one, repeat..no one wears scarves other than for protection from the cold in winter. Absoluetly moronic accessory. These 2 morons think it's fashionable. And no straight guy poses like Ralph did in that pic. Who even thinks of doing that?

Oh wait....a gay guy does.
 
Crazyrobin

Crazyrobin

I was just getting ready to say that!
Howard is gay. Howard belongs to a cult - TM and now GTD. Howard is retarded . Howard is unfunny and untalented. He is incapable of discerning true humor, has no wit or basic knowledge of anything historical or pop culture.

If he beats off to porn it ain’t heterosexual porn. Probably home videos of him and Ralphie Cakes whom btw looks like a gay drug addict.
 
cyclone

cyclone

a man who's all euro trash confident!
Fillmore said:
Actually the principle reason I posted it in its entirety was for the latter end of the video where he explains about the psychiatrist asking him about homosexuality. That is to my knowledge, the only time I ever heard him admit that the shrink thought he was a flaming homo and from that, we can presuppose that Sarno pegged him for a faggola and told the shrink "look, this poor fucker's in major denial about his lust for cock, AND he's retarded. Order that yacht right now."
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You're right, Fill: that was far and away the biggest takeaway of the clip. For some reason, I completely glossed over it. I was just mentally exhausted by the end of it. Also, Benjamen has referenced it so many times, that I feel it's already cemented in lore.

What was interesting about that to me was how he supposedly responded hostilely to the idea that he might have some gay in him. It proves that, despite his claims to the contrary, he thinks there's something wrong with being gay.

Substitute gay with any other thing, and it becomes completely retarded to get upset by it, especially for someone so evolved. :rolleyes:

"doc, if you call me Irish one more time, we're gonna throw hands!"

"but Mr. McSeamus, you've just talked about the potatoes in Killarney for 20 minutes"

It makes no sense.

Also, he just got done talking about how he did the gayest thing ever, 20 years after his psychologist "went there". Any person with a modicum of self-awareness would have wrapped up the segment by saying "maybe my psychologist was onto something; I should have listened!".

Like I've said before: there's no heart, no middle, no central governing sense-making appartus inside him. It's all warped and gay and illogical and a lie.
 
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