**04-30-24 #38 Victory Lap and Bon Jovi Doc TiYW™ THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

[The Jackie Chair]

 

[Kive96]

Star Wars Christmas Album this is your wiki

 

[iloveyoubut]

Jon should have done prison time for being involved in: Operation Varsity Blues. Somehow he avoided punishment.

 

[Kive96]

No exclusive performance by Mr I Can Still Sing

 

[AutobotAl]

There's a lot to get to. Won't get to any of it.

 

[Kive96]

Nikki Glazer, Kate Hudson and J Lo all next week

 

[AutobotAl]

J.Lo channel incoming for sure.

 

[The Jackie Chair]

10.34 finally mercifully Ends with a whimper
Full show tomorrow
Next Monday Nikki glaser
Kate hudson
J-lo next Wed

Vacation is soooon

Fuck more Blobin blather
@monique

 

[AutobotAl]

@The Jackie Chair @monique @xavier See you all tonight!

 

[xavier]

@The Jackie Chair @monique @xavier See you all tonight!

 

[George Ballooney]

Didn't he use to make fun of JLO? Another celebrity that doesn't know or care that he was a dick to them.

 

[ktate]

Jon has no idea how to take the ramblings of this old woman

Does anyone?

There is a reason Howard didn't see her in person for 5 years.

 

[Lurch]

Tells the long ride with Bon Jovi and how he is not into his Musician's Journey
@monique

Just a preview for how he will behave in Italy, spoiled, obnoxious and miserable, so he'll never have to do it again

 

[Lurch]

Jesus Wept, no one gives a flying fuck about Mike Trainor and this fake fight

Contrast all these fake fights with the classics they play on 101...especially the ones where Fred is pissed....those you could tell were real....the premises alone that they come up these days for these "feuds" between staff are just so ridiculous...

 

[Mr. Judy Tenuta]

Slowly dying @monique
SiriusXM Total Subscribers of 33 Million SiriusXM self-pay subscribers decreased by 359,000 in the first quarter of 2024, resulting from a decline in trial starts in late 2023 and seasonally higher first quarter churn. Self-pay monthly churn of 1.7% for the first quarter of 2024 rose from 1.6% in the first quarter of 2023, with the bulk of the increase attributable to vehicle-related churn driven by higher new and used car sales this year. Paid promotional subscribers during the quarter decreased by 86,000, primarily due to a shift to unpaid trials at certain automakers. The SiriusXM vehicle trial funnel ended the first quarter of 2024 at 7.5 million, compared to 7.2 million at year-end 2023 and the first quarter of 2023

They have 33 Million Subscribers? Am I reading that right?
WTF.

 

[Mr. Judy Tenuta]

Nikki Glazer, Kate Hudson and J Lo all next week

J.Lo channel incoming for sure.

10.34 finally mercifully Ends with a whimper
Full show tomorrow
Next Monday Nikki glaser
Kate hudson
J-lo next Wed

Vacation is soooon

Fuck more Blobin blather
@monique

J-Lo is coming in?
What is wrong with her?

 

[bznick]

Does anyone?

There is a reason Howard didn't see her in person for 5 years.

 

[Lurch]

Show of hands Who cares about bobo's pneumatic cawk

Mrs. Bobo?

 

[The Jackie Chair]

Does anyone?

There is a reason Howard didn't see her in person for 5 years.

He saw her last week.
Methinks

 

[eddyg]

The Summer of 69 is about 69ing "a horrible thing."

Bryan said in an interview once,it was when he was a teen,so really summer of 79,he called it 69 because it sounded better.Unless Robin asks Jlo about being at a party where she hung a rope to keep people away from her.We know that won`t happen right?

 

[eddyg]

Nikki Glazer, Kate Hudson and J Lo all next week

Jeopardy question: What are 3 reasons not to listen to the HSS next week.

 

[lisac37]

JLO?? the way he used to talk about her???? What an idiot she is.

 

[Harry Vaner]

Will he comment on the Gutfeld panel raking him over the coals last night….calling him a phony & a sell out?

Gutfeld’s loafers are filled with lead to keep him from floating away.

 

[Harry Vaner]

 

[Harry Vaner]

Anyone want to interpret?

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Word salad saying we suck and are a dying platform but feel free to lose the farm by investing in this tube of a company.
This ends my Ted Talk. Good day.