Radio Gunk The Many Failures of Beth Stern Part 1

FredJunior

HEIR TO THE KING OF MARS
Watch this space, I am waiting for it to render.
In Part 1 we review the many TV and Movie failures, in Howards quest to make his wife relevant.
Join me, @ARM @The Jackie Chair and special Beth consultant @Dlist as we review the failures in detail.
thank you also to @bznick for yet another ridiculous photoshop.
Link here


dont forget live chat will be available for tonights show, and we will be able to participate in it as we normally do not...

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PSU Shower Room

Unevolved and not getting things done
I'm still in the middle of listening to the podcast, but I had to stop and post. I've only been to NYC a few times. The amount of red hot pussy walking around is ridiculous. Waaaayyy prettier than Beefus.

To say that a modeling agency reached out to her is harder to believe than Wig Vomit is straight, or has real hair.

One time my friends and I were coming up the stairs from the subway. There was this gorgeous girl in front of us in a summer ass flashing dress. I said, "Dude WTF, stop staring." He replied, "Who cares, we'll never see her again."

She was probably an accountant or something. Still way more beautiful than Beefus.
 
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bznick

Sleevelessly not in charge; treading lightly
Staff member
SPOILER KING SINCE 2007
FUCK! I Knew I would get in trouble for that stupid fucking Cher song, and I EVEN TALKED OVER IT like a loon, trying to tamp the sound of it, BUT NOOOOOOOOOO.....fuckers...
so it is only there for tonight, hopefully @Sara can link you to it for future viewing, but I will be cutting it out after the premier tonight...
@ARM I told you!!!!
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monique

If I were kind and adoring How would that be?
The Management
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I was never a model....I look like my father with long hair. I was run out of the industry. I did however have a long television career in Portland from April 5-6, 1986 on this child creeper show...”Ramblin Rod”. This guy was so touchy feely, looking back...


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Anyone named "rambling rod" has kiddie porn on his computer.
 

monique

If I were kind and adoring How would that be?
The Management
Most Benevolent Dictator
I’m fairly new to Radio Gunk...Can someone please explain why she’s been given the nickname name “Beefus?” I laugh every time I see it, but I can’t figure out where it’s from.

Is Beef supposed to be a take on mispronouncing Beth? Or is it supposed to sound like Beavis aka the sidekick to Butthead?
you know, we are actually not 100% sure. it's just a play on Beth that moved to Beff which begat Beef, and in Canada it's Boef....
 

Uncle Larry

Former European Model
Stern Archivist Extraordinaire
Good job by all!

Here's the link to Beth's interview which discussed the infamous MasterCard commercial which made poor Beefus a victim of online bullies


TVGuide.com: Now that is you in the MasterCard TV commercial, right?
Ostrosky: Yes....

TVGuide.com: Did you not see the storyboard, or...?
Ostrosky: I've been doing commercials since I was 9 years old. I've done Burger King, beer commercials... the whole lot. My agent called it was a huge, network national spot I go in, I was exactly what the character called for, I do this commercial, I make a crap load of money, but now, unfortunately, I'm recognizable. So it's been horrible. A total embarrassment. There are so many commercials I've been in over the years, but now, unfortunately, people recognize me. I'm reading Page Six one day and it says I'm not going to be winning any acting awards for my MasterCard commercial. [Laughs] But that's exactly why I got the job, because I gave them the Vanna White-type girl they wanted! I'm collecting my checks, but sadly I'm getting made fun of along the way.
 

Boff

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I didn't hear the audio of Beth talking to her minion until I heard the show yesterday. Man. What a bitch. What kind of woman does that? And with a hot mic?

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Princess Kitty

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Great podcast. I loved the in depth study too.
@Dlist I loved hearing you and have always liked your posts from way back to SFN.
Also you are one of very few women on this site that even acknowledges me or my posts.
I have been here since the start contributing laughter and never causing fights.
God forbid one of these mean girls could push the like button or mention me ever.
 

Boff

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