Stuttering J's Crappy Condo is Under Contract

[Rupert Pupkin]

Let the Buyer Beware

21219 Roscoe Blvd Unit 203, Canoga Park, CA 91304 | realtor.com®

View 1 photos for 21219 Roscoe Blvd Unit 203, Canoga Park, CA 91304, a 2 bed, 2 bath, 981 Sq. Ft. condos home built in 1980 that was last sold on 03/22/2023.

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[slapped a yarmulke]

i bet he starts dropping comments insinuating he has a lot of money again

 

[Gunga Din]

Let the Buyer Beware

21219 Roscoe Blvd Unit 203, Canoga Park, CA 91304 | realtor.com®

View 1 photos for 21219 Roscoe Blvd Unit 203, Canoga Park, CA 91304, a 2 bed, 2 bath, 981 Sq. Ft. condos home built in 1980 that was last sold on 03/22/2023.

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That place looks like were u go to buy your crack. Shithole. I can see John spent his Leno money well

 

[Turkey Physique]

Let the Buyer Beware

21219 Roscoe Blvd Unit 203, Canoga Park, CA 91304 | realtor.com®

View 1 photos for 21219 Roscoe Blvd Unit 203, Canoga Park, CA 91304, a 2 bed, 2 bath, 981 Sq. Ft. condos home built in 1980 that was last sold on 03/22/2023.

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Lol. The last chapter in the story of John Melendez.

 

[Birdypants]

$300 a month in HOAs and you can’t even get the management to remove mattresses for a real estate photos, let alone fire safety?

 

[Birdypants]

What did he list it at, originally? It’s quite a hit isn’t it?
LA is only going down drain and with interest rates yikes.

 

[Fudgicle]

Let the Buyer Beware

21219 Roscoe Blvd Unit 203, Canoga Park, CA 91304 | realtor.com®

View 1 photos for 21219 Roscoe Blvd Unit 203, Canoga Park, CA 91304, a 2 bed, 2 bath, 981 Sq. Ft. condos home built in 1980 that was last sold on 03/22/2023.

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Caveat Dabblor

 

[vaporizer]

 

[eyeball]

Canoga Park?
Is it anywhere near Joe's Garage?

 

[Exit 136]

Will Shuli talk about this for hours?

 

[beenz]

That place looks like were u go to buy your crack. Shithole. I can see John spent his Leno money well

Suzanner is spending the Leno money

 

[Jake54]

The trashcans and clutter on the balconies is not a good look.

 

[Jokey Jackman]

Will Shuli talk about this for hours?

NO !
Weeks

 

[Jokey Jackman]

 

[Beth's European Pimp]

How is the Pickwick Pub staying afloat?

 

[vaporizer]

Canoga Park?
Is it anywhere near Joe's Garage?

 

[aggo]

Anyone notice this?

 

[Fudgicle]

Anyone notice this?

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[Fishysausage]

Posting again because it’s freakin hilarious

 

[Factotum]

Posting again because it’s freakin hilarious

My parents moved to CP in 1960 and after 7 years wanted out. I'm sure it was nicer back then.

 

[bennywhite11]

One bath, never used And that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jersey hanging above his bed, on a f*cking hanger, and not being bothered to take it away for that picture....is the most Stuttering John thing ever imo

 

[Birdypants]

One bath, never used And that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jersey hanging above his bed, on a f*cking hanger, and not being bothered to take it away for that picture....is the most Stuttering John thing ever imo

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That and the urine soaked wood floor in the bathroom.

 

[Fishysausage]

One bath, never used And that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jersey hanging above his bed, on a f*cking hanger, and not being bothered to take it away for that picture....is the most Stuttering John thing ever imo

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What kinda loser wouldn’t frame that thing??
Either that or put it away. But displaying it on a wire hanger is just about the white-trashiest thing I’ve ever seen.
My god does he suck

 

[bennywhite11]

That and the urine soaked wood floor in the bathroom.

Hadn't even noticed that wtf that doesn't look good

 

[ktate]

My parents moved to CP in 1960 and after 7 years wanted out. I'm sure it was nicer back then.

On the map, it seems to be at the butt end of the San Fernando valley. As far away from everything that is LA while still being in LA county for the looks of it.

Must have been nice, but very boring, when your parents lived there.

Total metaphor for Dabbles. The Pickwick Pub is almost in eyesight of his former Calabases' home. Covered in roaches in nowhere-ville and he could be in ear shot of Suzanner laughing in the hills.

 

[Jokey Jackman]

FILTHY, SMELLY, TRASH STREWN, NO TASTE PIGSTY !

 

[Fudgicle]

One bath, never used And that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jersey hanging above his bed, on a f*cking hanger, and not being bothered to take it away for that picture....is the most Stuttering John thing ever imo

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Runner up for "most StutJo thing ever" is displaying your degrees in the living room. ALL of them. Including HS diploma, and real estate license. I'm amazed he didn't slap up his Presidential Physical Fitness Award from 7th grade too.

He's truly the most insecure person ever born. Oh and I also love the night stand next to his bed - the lower shelf is packed full of shite. Pics are being taken of your room and you can't take 8 seconds to put all that crap in a box and hide it? Or another 5 minutes to make the bed. You can't make this stuff up.

 

[Fudgicle]

What kinda loser wouldn’t frame that thing??
Either that or put it away. But displaying it on a wire hanger is just about the white-trashiest thing I’ve ever seen.
My god does he suck

John's been on food stamps for years. He doesn't have the money for stuff like that anymore.

It's also weird that he keeps it in his bedroom. John's obsessed with impressing people so you'd think he'd put it in the most high traffic area of the dump, the living room.

God forbid he miss an opportunity to big-time the Russian dishwasher repairman.

 

[All-Levels-Of-Balls]

What is he up to right now? Is he in NY?

 

[bennywhite11]

He's truly the most insecure person ever born.

Oh yeah, in the end that's what it's all about with him. He desperately wants to be taken seriously and he goes insane when he isn't.

Btw it also looks like a bunch of stuff is stuffed underneath the bed

Oh and click on a picture and then on STREET VIEW wtf https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...vd-Unit-203_Canoga-Park_CA_91304_M27559-45445