Recap of Luke Perry on The Howard Stern Show

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Luke Perry Calls In. 3/17/97. 8:20am

Luke Perry was the guy who originally introduced Howard as Fartman at the MTV awards show. At the time Luke was the only person who would agree to be a presenter along with Howard at the awards show. Howard was talking about him recently saying that Luke turned down the part in the movie to play himself. John Stamos plays that person in Private Parts. Luke called in to straighten things out. Luke said that he was busy doing other things at the time so he couldn't make it. He told Howard that he would have done it if he could have. He said it was one of the biggest mistakes he's ever made in his life. He said that he'll be coming to New York in May and that he'll stop by to say hello. Howard kept telling Luke over and over again that it was a huge mistake not to take that part because the movie is a really big success. Luke agreed but it's a little too late now.


Luke Perry Comes In. 5/2/97. 7:05am

Since Zach was still nude Howard had him escort Luke Perry into the studio. It must have been some sight. Luke was even goofing on Zach's penis size. Luke Perry used to be on Beverly Hills 90210 as many of you may know. Today he explained why he left. Luke was also the person who introduced Howard as Fartman at the MTV Music Video Awards back in 1992. If you saw Private Parts you noticed that Luke didn't appear as himself at the beginning of the movie. John Stamos took that part. Howard was curious as to why Luke turned down the part. He gave a little bit of an explanation on the phone a few weeks back. He explained it once again today. He said that he was in the middle of doing a low budget film and there was no way he could get out of it so he turned it down. Howard thinks Luke turned it down because he thought it would be some crappy film. Luke doesn't seem too upset about not taking the roll though. He's doing other things now. He'll be starring in an NBC TV show this Sunday, May 4th called ''Invasion''. Howard has seen the coming attractions and said it looks really good. Luke is also in the new Bruce Willis movie ''The Fifth Element'' which comes out this summer. That's something else Howard said he wants to see. He said from what he's seen of the coming attractions it looks pretty good.
 
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Luke Perry Calls In. 5/7/98. 7:00am

Actor Luke Perry called in to promote the fact that he's going to be in a new TV show called The Game on ABC. They shot the pilot and they're hoping that ABC will pick it up. Luke used to play Dilon on the FOX show Beverly Hills 90210. He left the show to pursue a movie acting career. Now he's back to television. He told Howard that he wanted to say different things than he was saying on 90210 so he moved on. Luke was calling the show from his bathroom so he wouldn't wake up his wife. His phone sounded pretty bad and the echo was horrible. Howard put up with it for some reason. Somehow the subject of Luke's penis came up. Howard asked him if he's circumcised or not. Luke revealed that he is not circumcised. Howard then asked him a bunch of questions about hygiene when you have that foreskin. Howard has heard stories about people who've had problems with that area. Luke said he's never had a problem with it. Howard also wondered if women were surprised when they see it. Luke didn't say that any of them have been surprised.

 
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Luke Perry Calls In. 8/4/98. 8:15am

Actor Luke Perry called in to discuss his return to ''Beverly Hills 90210'' on FOX. Luke left the show a few years ago to pursue a movie career but Howard just read that Luke has signed on to return to his old tv show. Luke said that he's been asked to come back for the past couple of years but he was busy with his new child and some other work. Now he's agreed to come back because he doesn't have an excuse not to return. Howard told Luke when he left the show that he shouldn't do it. He said that every actor should milk their jobs for every cent while they can because they may never have another hit. Howard says that he's not sure if he's glad about Luke's character returning to his favorite show. He thinks that Luke's character Dillon should just be dating women and messing up relationships on the show. Luke said he's not sure exactly what will happen with the character. When 90210 is done Luke has a deal to develop another show for Fox so he's set for a while. Keep your eye open for Luke this season on ''Beverly Hills 90210''.
 
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Actor Luke Perry Comes In. 11/2/99. 8:35am

Actor Luke Perry, of ''Beverly Hills 90210'', came in to plug the show and to hang out for a while this morning. Howard spent quite a while talking to Luke about his co-star and love interest on the show, Vanessa Marcil. Howard thinks she's really hot and wanted to know what it's like to work with her doing love scenes. Luke admitted that he does get aroused once in a while during the love scenes they do. He's married though so he's never actually slept with her. Howard also pointed out that Luke dated Yasmine Bleeth for 3 years before he was famous. Howard also had some other info he read about Luke. He said that Luke hated his real father because he used to beat his mother. His parents split when Luke was only 6 and his father never visited him. His step father was cool though. His real father died when Luke was only 12 so he never got to see Luke become famous. Luke spent a little while talking about his wife. He said that she doesn't work, she's a full time wife and mother to their child. He said she doesn't care much about the whole stardom thing and doesn't even visit the set of ''Beverly Hills 90210'' much. He said he's a very happy man. Howard took a few phone calls during the interview and one guy said that there's no way Luke is 5'10'' tall. Earlier in the show that's how tall he claimed to be. Howard had KC bring in a tape measure and they measured him right there. KC came up with 70 inches which is 5'10''. The caller was originally willing to bet his car on that fact but when Howard told him he'd lost the guy just said ''I'll leave the car out front'' and hung up the phone. Howard found out one thing he didn't know about Luke. Luke had once been quoted as saying that ''the only thing interesting about Aaron Spelling's production company is his accounting department.'' Luke went on to explain that he'd actually had Spelling's production company audited because he felt he was owed some money. He was right and the company paid up money owed not only to him but other cast members. Another phone caller told Howard that Vanessa Marcil was married to Corey Feldman at one time. Luke didn't even know that little fact and he just said ''Ouch!'' to that revelation. Actor Stephen Baldwin called in at one point to talk to Luke but he really didn't have much to say. He said that he and Luke are good friends and they did the movie ''8 Seconds'' together but there wasn't much else. Near the end of the interview Howard was reading one of Luke's plugs. It said that he'll be visiting patients at Beth Israel Hospital today. He's going in to visit with dying kids. Howard then spent a few minutes talking about how weird that must be for the kids. He said they must know the end is near when celebrities come in and visit. Luke is also appearing at some Rosie O'Donnell Breast Cancer Boutique where he'll be donating some money.


Howard On The Set Of Oz & Ralph Stories. 8/4/00. 7:25 am

Howard told Robin that he was on the set of the HBO show ''Oz'' hanging out with director Gloria Muzzo. He said that she has directed a couple of the ''Son of the Beach'' episodes and is now working on ''Oz''. He also hung out with the writer of the show, Tom Fontana. He shared a couple of stories with Robin about the whole thing. He said the set is huge and looks like a real prison. He even saw Luke Perry there and didn't recognize him because he had a huge beard. Howard said that there were no chicks on the set and that kind of sucked.

 
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Luke Perry Comes In. 2/13/01. 7:55am

Actor Luke Perry came in to talk to Howard for a few minutes this morning. He has been appearing on HBO's ''Oz'' lately and Howard noticed that he shaved off the awful beard he had on that show. Howard started to complain about how his TiVo has been erasing his ''Oz'' recordings because it's not set up correctly. Robin tried to explain to him how to fix it but it got too technical so he gave up on the conversation. Luke said his VCR still blinks 12:00 so all of that was going right over his head.

The guy who called in with the Jackie tape earlier in the show wanted to play the rest of the Hooters Girl Game that Howard started yesterday. Howard only had 3 questions left to play so he let this guy play along for a prize. Luke listened in while they played. The caller was playing for a $250 gift certificate to Buy.com.

Howard got back to Luke and tried to find out what it's like to lose a hit show like ''Beverly Hills 90210''. He asked Luke how bad it gets after that. Luke told Howard it's not that bad. He said he didn't mind the quiet after the storm. He said he wasn't into that whole celebrity thing so he doesn't mind it. He said some days he goes out and everyone recognizes him and some days no one does.

Howard asked Luke if he still has to work. Luke said that most actors have to work even after a hit series. Luke said he really doesn't have to work, he likes to work.

Howard read a rumor that Luke had broken up with his wife back in 1999 and started dating Jane Krakowski from ''Ally McBeal''. Luke said that's not true, he and Jane just share a birthday and they call each other once a year to wish each other happy birthday. Luke said he remains faithful to his wife and 2 kids.

Howard and Luke spent a short time talking about ''Oz'' and why Luke has never been raped in the show. Howard thought that perhaps he had it in his contract that he wouldn't be raped. Luke said that's not true and he'd be willing to have that happen in the show. He liked the show so much that he did it for scale which is about $622 per episode.

Howard also didn't understand why Luke got married so young. He wanted to know why he didn't enjoy his fame more. Luke said he doesn't care about that. He told Howard he had about 15 women before his wife and it was enough. Luke told Howard he started getting laid around the age of 14 which seemed to impress him.

Howard took some phone calls and one guy said that Luke did a nude scene with Ashley Judd in some movie. Luke said that was in the movie ''Normal Life'' and it was never released to theaters. It is on video though. He admitted that he got aroused during the scene. Robin asked if Ashley noticed the arousal. Luke said ''I hope so Robin''. Howard also read that Luke dated Yasmine Bleeth at one time. Luke said he did but they weren't all that famous at the time. He really didn't want to talk about that part of his life either. Howard wanted to know everything and Luke didn't want to tell him any of the details. He told Howard he had a head injury back in 1990 and he can't remember anything before then.

Mr. Skin was waiting in the green room so Howard had him come in to talk about where you can see some of these women nude. He has the Ashley Judd scene on his site so the E! crew brought it up on the screen for everyone to see. Luke said he never watches his own movies though. He didn't want to see that in there. Mr. Skin is the guy who knows every scene in every movie where women celebrities show skin. He said that you can see a Yasmine Bleeth nipple slip in the movie ''Heaven or Vegas'' but that's about all of the nudity you'll see of her. He also pointed out some possible Oscar nominees who show skin. He said in one frame in the movie ''Pretty Woman'' you can see Julia Roberts' breast but it's not really worth getting to see that. Luke had to get going so Howard took a break before talking to Mr. Skin anymore.
 

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Robin's News. 10/18/16. 10:45am

Robin read a story about Luke Perry being on the cover of AARP magazine. Robin said they're making a big deal about it. Robin said Luke is now 50 years old. Howard asked what he does now. Robin said he waits for AARP to put him on the cover. Robin said he must be happy to be on there because it's his first cover in a long time. Robin said they also talk about who else is turning 50 this year. Robin said Robin Wright is going to be 50. Halle Berry is also turning 50. Robin said Patrick Dempsey, David Schwimmer, Selma Hayak and John Cusack are also 50.
 

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I dm’d Jason Priestley with a run down of the horrid bit Howard did the day before. I doubt he responds, but he hates Howard and Gary so maybe.

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Howard: I was on the line last night Robin, looking up Luke Perry pictures. Someone told me he did the show. I was talking about him to my friend and then someone else said "he did your show" and I was like "what? I don't remember that {{forced laughter}} do you remember that Robin?
Robin: Yes pant - I was - pant - just going to pant - pant - say - big inhale - that! big exhale
Howard: Right anywa-
Booey: Boff he was on the show before many times.
Howard: he was?
Booey: yesh boff
Howard: I don't even remember that. How strange. Anyway, Robin, I was on the line last night and I was looking at pictures of Luke Perry and I gotta say Robin he's "beer can thick"!! Look at his penis Robin. Do you want that penis inside you, Robin? Would you like that? Do you want that penis inside your assHOLE? I do! Oh, wait, is this mic on? Are we live? Heh heh heh oh wait - uh - haha
Robin: Yes! I just - pant - read - pant - that!
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