Hollyweird Its not the remake we wanted, it's also not the remake we needed

HousyFootball57

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Move over Road House, theres a new remake that will likely be the worst ever. Paul Rudd and Jack Black are set to star in a remake of the 1997 film Anaconda. There's zero chance this will be any good. I'm not saying the original Anaconda is Citizen Kane, but anything featuring a half naked Kari Wuhrer and Owen Wilson dying a horribly painful death is worth watching. Also Jon Voight's horrible accent is awesome too, and Danny Trejo is always great in whatever he's in
 

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There was Road House remake?

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A Mysterious Man

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Move over Road House, theres a new remake that will likely be the worst ever. Paul Rudd and Jack Black are set to star in a remake of the 1997 film Anaconda. There's zero chance this will be any good. I'm not saying the original Anaconda is Citizen Kane, but anything featuring a half naked Kari Wuhrer and Owen Wilson dying a horribly painful death is worth watching. Also Jon Voight's horrible accent is awesome too, and Danny Trejo is always great in whatever he's in
Is it going to be a comedy or something?
 
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