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How about it was not a car card but a limo/town car for It to get around.
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She wasn't ???
Hhhmmmmmm. I wonder what stripper received the car then? She must have given one mean BJ to receive a new car.
HorsetoothBeth is the new star of Radio Gunk. She needs to be on every episode, despite her ridiculous overvaluation of Jackie and his (lack of) storytelling abilities. He's actually a bad storyteller.
Jackie's best story wouldn't crack Artie's top 100. Ok, maybe the "Harvest Moon" and hitting his mother in the face with the bottle of urine stories would, but that's it.
Oh, and the finger in the ass while eating ribs thing.
But they're not actual stories, are they? They're just dirty doings.
Compare that with, say, the time Artie's friend stole the canoe, or the Ash Wednesday bookie story. THOSE are stories.
Jackie's best story wouldn't crack Artie's top 100. Ok, maybe the "Harvest Moon" and hitting his mother in the face with the bottle of urine stories would, but that's it.
Oh, and the finger in the ass while eating ribs thing.
But they're not actual stories, are they? They're just dirty doings.
Compare that with, say, the time Artie's friend stole the canoe, or the Ash Wednesday bookie story. THOSE are stories.
Wasn't it Savannah from Scores?
It would have been really, really hard to NOT buy her a Mercedes, if you were in a position to.
Before Alison, I believe 19-year-old Howard's longest relationship was with BU's most beautiful slut -- a model named Beth who had already fucked everyone he knew before he got his turn (after begging). It lasted only a week -- but what a week! He was the envy of every man on campus, according to the normally modest Howard.
Yes puppy! Xoxoox
OOohhhh nonschensce, listen to it!! You have the super elegant and articulate pipes of a strong confident career woman money. A Pacific Northwest, Amanda Peete, if you will, the anti-Beefus!!
And to be honest, that's the facial expression I've been making more and more these days.
I.Am.Amanda.Peet
THAT'S the face I picture when you claw my chest in bed - while we watch these videos together.....
I went to BU. They have over 30,000 students. There wasn't one girl there that I could remember that everyone on campus was jealous of their boyfriend. There were plenty of hot women on campus (none of which I could get mind you).
Yeah, I kind of went off the rails with my "Jackie Tribute", but the Harvest Moon wins over any Artie bs.
(I just didn't like Artie 95% of the time, so I'm biased)
Jackie's friend actually made the story so great. "Hey baldy with the cigar in your mouth, put your head back in the car."
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*meow*
I time my orgasms for AFTER you finish (of course) - and when Doug and Dave carry and double-team Beth along the Atlantic Ocean Southampton Shore in the video.
I agree with you. Jackie can be quite the raconteur on Anthony Cumia, Breuer, and old O&A - when he's given free reign to be expansive on what he saw behind the scenes on the HSS - as well as his comedy career. @Monique did a great back n forth with him on Radio Gunk and I was rivoted.
If we're talking Jackie on HSS - he wasn't allowed to do that. But if we're comparing Jackie vs Artie or Howard as natural storytellers, it's a different deal. If you like bold-faced lies and extreme hyperbole in your stories - than Artie and Howard's stories are for you. Jackie is saddled with reality in his.
Imagine a baby @ARM - FROM a baby-ARM??. I may go tantric on you - if the Blazers are on out of superstition.
NO ONE CAN!!!! I dare them to.
Sure! I'm the Alan Ruck of random naps. Those contact lenses aren't gonna saline themselves.
I'm team Jackie too. I think the best of Artie was his early KROCK days.
As I posted in another thread when Beth enters the picture both fans and Stern staff goofed on them.
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HAHAHA! That's fantastic. I didn't know/remember that.
And yeah, I could hear your love for Jackie in your voice, and your sympathy for him re: how it all went down. And I understand it. It sucked the way he was always kept at arm's length and seen as the troublemaker for daring to ask for more money. I hate the way Howard turned his staff against him for daring to demand to be paid what's right. Robin and Fred have been particularly retarded, taking it way too personally.
But I think you romanticize Jackie a bit. Underneath the fun party guy exterior lies a bitter, duplicitous, self-serving prick, imo. see: the infamous Rodney interview. Also, he gave us Nanci, which is just about unforgivable.
I love Artie, but I actually hated parts of him on the show; the Howard ass-kissing parts. He's much better now that he's seen through Howard's bs, and is willing to take shots, even if he does apologize for them later.
No other former staffer is doing it, that's for sure.
Hi Monique! First post here. Just wanted to let you know that I really enjoyed the Ralph show. You guys really hit it on the head with that enigmatic turd. I wish I were on the show to reiterate what I remember hearing, when Howard started talking about this new friend Ralph. Howard went on and on and on about how utterly handsome and good looking Ralph was and how he was jealous of his looks. This was before he started making fun of the berry. It was odd, but I didn't think much of it until I started reading about how strange their relationship has evolved. Great job!
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Oh God. Eww. Just goddamned Eww..Hi new member! Thanks for joining, posting, and listening to our show! We always appreciate it!
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