Morning gunkcoff
Human coloring book and "poet" Post Malone is on to get his annual This is Your Wiki™ treatment. Also Keith Richards Victory lap and probably more bees. But no cawk.
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Morning gunkcoff
*i added the 2 summer "shows" since he is counting the also.
Today is 3 hours of victory lap over an interview no one heard nor cared about and maybe some cawk talk.
Tomorrow is Post (up) Malone
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Morning gunkcoff
Wonder if he will have Blobin tell her the story of the time Blobin flew to India and what a shit hole it is?
Honestly nothing of interest should happen today.
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Morning gunkcoff
After another painful and uniformative interview there will be hundreds of "letters" (overnight mail?), and emails (from the staff) of how:
Informative
Deep
Interesting
Revealing
Fun
Amazing
That amateur hour interrogation was.
Cock wheel of filler should happen during...
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Psychotherapy session for alt rock band mixed with This is Your Wiki™ should make this an interview that they will hope would never have happened. Maybe we will learn "The process" of writing such songs as Give it Away Now and Suck My Kiss. 112% sure it is pre-recorded...
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One guest already bailed this week, hopefully Machinegun Kelly will find an excuse not to be visually raped tomorrow by the closeted Zookeeper.
Today expect more of the same filler JD, Ronnie, Michael Blitt, fake callers, Cranky calls and moronic current events talk but no...
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Billy Troll again. A softball interview for a Hamptons buddy and Wig-Pro-Quo interview. 2 hours rehashing all the same shit. I Just Can't
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Radio is a habitual medium so start a show at an odd time when most of your audience, us, forget it is on.
Will 79 tell him he wants to Paint it Black, ask if he has had his 19th nervous breakdown, does he have Sympathy for the Devil, will Mick get any Satisfaction, will he...
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Yay Today we get a double dose of shit, maybe triple, with 79 starting with 67 days worth of celebrity deaths so he can do his "obituary" and insert himself into the person's life story. Next is the sociopathic hypochondriac mentally ill Covids rant. Finally "interviewing"...
Morning gunkcoff
Today the World's Worst Interviewer™ will ashk David Crosby about
His Father
If Shteven Shtills ish the Love of Hish Life
Are Hish Siblingsh are jealoush
Why no one does 3 part harmony anymore
The Procesh of writing shongs
Donating his Sperm
Death
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This morning 79 will poop on his fans by interviewing a puppet to get his life story... Yes, not the puppeteer Jeff Smeegle ... The fucking puppet Triumph on radio over Zoom! We have truly found another ring of hell for the Stern Show brought to you from Sunny Florida.
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Yes this is early... But Howard has invicerated Arsenio over the years and embarrassed Arsenio on his own show. Here is an excerpt from an E! Interview in 1993...
You say of Jay Leno, whom you like, “There couldn’t be a better asskisser in the U.S.,” and yet you...
Morning gunkcoff
Ex male stripper and guitarist Tom Morello will be zooming into the show so The World's Oldest Teenage Angst will ask how such a handsome man can be so brilliant and he wishes Ben taught him to play guitar.
Then hopefully a vacation.
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gunkcoff Morning
Today Paul McCartney gets the worst interview of his life, well worse than the last one 6 months ago. He will love answering about "the process" and maybe he will need to make a bed or wash dishes or wash his driveway to get out of this interview.
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