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The last FUCKING SHOW! Well for this year. And it goes out on a whimper with 4 meh "musicians" talking about freshly dead musicians.
Thank you All for participating in this stupid thread. It is great to have so many Insightful, funny and snarky people help make the worst...
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This morning we should get about 10 minutes of complaining about Ashley Jade's Wedding, no real details and an overstatement of what It looked like. Pelican is watching the clock till he has his 9 weeks off to go paint ki'ens and not go anywhere.
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I guess Fred won't play the cow sound effect for America's Haus Frau Kelly Clarkson, though a 165 pound woman called and yesterday and got that sound effect. Listen to Howard eyes dart over Zoom as Kelly's enormous size is not mentioned. Then ki'en painting time.
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Another week another SiriusXM employee coming in to kill 2 hours with Wiki info. Andy may be a bit spicy since he deep down despises Howard and will probably bring up all the Miami nonsense. Live every day like it is Friday Wednesday
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Wow already time, it feels like we just finished Today Tonight like 5 minutes ago. Expect nothing today except victory laps, fake stories, fake callers and promo of Andy Cohen for tomorrow.
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Honestly wish I could say I am excited to be here. Today we have the goblin counting down the 9 or 12 shows till some summers off. The excitement will include:
I want to be on vacation
We never left the house
No one comes here
Death Wiki
Ronnie
And Beefus is an Angel and...
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So Habitual Liar Howard Stern left his Florida home to go back to his Long Island home via private jet known as pussy express. So nice you can travel 1200 miles and say you need left your house. Don't expect much as he is counting down to the Memorial day holiday so he can...
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Today we have female Benji's mom being used like a whore in a fake dating game like all evolved Zookeepers. Expect a truly vile "game" with lots and lots of a girl's favorite word "Cünt" and Sam's mom pictured as a deprived whore by the script. Can't wait to meet the...
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After the pathetic sign off from the 45 year "professional" last Wednesday one has no idea if there are shows. But if there is one then today will be the day to mock the 95 year old woman in the evening of her life.
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Ed Sheeran must have so much to talk about after not being on for a whole 18 months. Zooming in today pre-recorded yesterday our favorite middle earther will go into his process and talk marbles. Then the interview will suddenly end and 69 would have been paintin' ki'ens for...
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Today we are promised the Wikis on one person 69 never talked about and the other he said Oprah ripped him off,yep Gordon Lightfoot and Jerry Springer get This is Your Death Wiki™ treatment today. What else? More filler from Miami? Bad door knocking impersonations? Beefus...
gunkcoff Morning
Today King baby is back. In his basement closet to do his lost podcast. Expect 0.0 talk about his racist views on NBA players or that he didn't interview 1 person who was affiliated with the biggest event in Miami this week F1. Do not remember if he said there is a guest today...
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Nothing says Miami like County Singer and American Idol contestant Carrie Underwood. Another Wig-Pro-Quo since they are inexplicably giving her a channel to ruin. There will be gay hijinks and more Ronnie filler. Expect a short show since he has to check out of his penthouse...