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  1. The Jackie Chair

    **12-13-23 #98 Musicians This is Your Death Wiki™ Burying 2023 on THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff The last FUCKING SHOW! Well for this year. And it goes out on a whimper with 4 meh "musicians" talking about freshly dead musicians. Thank you All for participating in this stupid thread. It is great to have so many Insightful, funny and snarky people help make the worst...
  2. The Jackie Chair

    **06-26-23#56 The Pelican and Step-Whorse of the Bride THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff This morning we should get about 10 minutes of complaining about Ashley Jade's Wedding, no real details and an overstatement of what It looked like. Pelican is watching the clock till he has his 9 weeks off to go paint ki'ens and not go anywhere. Mock On
  3. The Jackie Chair

    **06-21-23 #55 Robin, Kelly Could Lose a Few... THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff I guess Fred won't play the cow sound effect for America's Haus Frau Kelly Clarkson, though a 165 pound woman called and yesterday and got that sound effect. Listen to Howard eyes dart over Zoom as Kelly's enormous size is not mentioned. Then ki'en painting time. Mock On
  4. The Jackie Chair

    **06-20-23 #54 Turn Off the Trash Tuesday THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Another day of :filler: Honestly it is hard to think of things to describe this mess. Mock On
  5. The Jackie Chair

    **06-19-23 #53 Another Groovin' Monday THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Three hours and 30 minutes of filler today. :filler: Mock On
  6. The Jackie Chair

    **06-14-23 #52 Andy Cohen and Howard Stern in The Bird Cage THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Another week another SiriusXM employee coming in to kill 2 hours with Wiki info. Andy may be a bit spicy since he deep down despises Howard and will probably bring up all the Miami nonsense. Live every day like it is Friday Wednesday Mock On
  7. The Jackie Chair

    **06-13-23 #51 Groovin' on a Wigaracè Hump Day THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Wow already time, it feels like we just finished Today Tonight like 5 minutes ago. Expect nothing today except victory laps, fake stories, fake callers and promo of Andy Cohen for tomorrow. Mock On
  8. The Jackie Chair

    **06-07-23 #49 Dave Mathews This is Your Wiki™ Part Deux THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff l Pre-recorded sanitized basic bitch interview. Perfect end to a shit week. Mock On
  9. The Jackie Chair

    **06-05-23 #47 Live? From the Hamptons Bowling Alley It's.... THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Honestly wish I could say I am excited to be here. Today we have the goblin counting down the 9 or 12 shows till some summers off. The excitement will include: I want to be on vacation We never left the house No one comes here Death Wiki Ronnie And Beefus is an Angel and...
  10. The Jackie Chair

    **05-22-23 NO SHOW TODAY OR THIS WEEK! THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff So Habitual Liar Howard Stern left his Florida home to go back to his Long Island home via private jet known as pussy express. So nice you can travel 1200 miles and say you need left your house. Don't expect much as he is counting down to the Memorial day holiday so he can...
  11. The Jackie Chair

    **05-16-23 #45 The Exploiting of Sam's Mother THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Today we have female Benji's mom being used like a whore in a fake dating game like all evolved Zookeepers. Expect a truly vile "game" with lots and lots of a girl's favorite word "Cünt" and Sam's mom pictured as a deprived whore by the script. Can't wait to meet the...
  12. The Jackie Chair

    **05-15-23 #44 Mother's Day Hell Story Day THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff After the pathetic sign off from the 45 year "professional" last Wednesday one has no idea if there are shows. But if there is one then today will be the day to mock the 95 year old woman in the evening of her life. Mock On
  13. The Jackie Chair

    **05-10-23 #43 Ed "Shape of You is a Hobbit" Sheeran TiYW™ THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Ed Sheeran must have so much to talk about after not being on for a whole 18 months. Zooming in today pre-recorded yesterday our favorite middle earther will go into his process and talk marbles. Then the interview will suddenly end and 69 would have been paintin' ki'ens for...
  14. The Jackie Chair

    **05-09-23 #42 Two This is Your Death Wiki™ for Tuesday THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    gunkcoff Morning Today we are promised the Wikis on one person 69 never talked about and the other he said Oprah ripped him off,yep Gordon Lightfoot and Jerry Springer get This is Your Death Wiki™ treatment today. What else? More filler from Miami? Bad door knocking impersonations? Beefus...
  15. The Jackie Chair

    **05-08-23 #41 Back in the $10 Million Palm Beach Closet THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    gunkcoff Morning Today King baby is back. In his basement closet to do his lost podcast. Expect 0.0 talk about his racist views on NBA players or that he didn't interview 1 person who was affiliated with the biggest event in Miami this week F1. Do not remember if he said there is a guest today...
  16. The Jackie Chair

    **05-03-23 #40 Carrie Underwood This is Your Midget Wiki™ THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Nothing says Miami like County Singer and American Idol contestant Carrie Underwood. Another Wig-Pro-Quo since they are inexplicably giving her a channel to ruin. There will be gay hijinks and more Ronnie filler. Expect a short show since he has to check out of his penthouse...
  17. The Jackie Chair

    **04-12-23 #34 Creeping Death:The Story of the Howard Stern Show, OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff Today :metalmania: Douchebag interrogates Douchebags for the 5th time. Mock On
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