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  1. The Jackie Chair

    Space X Launches 100th Rocket of rhe Year Stern has done 73 Shows...

    Harder working man in Show Business. SpaceX launches 100th rocket of 2024 during Starlink doubleheader (video, photos) News By Elizabeth Howell published 9 hours ago SpaceX was cleared to resume Falcon 9 launches just days before. SpaceX launched its 100th rocket of the year early Tuesday...
  2. The Jackie Chair

    **10-15-24 NO SHOWS This Week but Guest Monday

    Morning gunkcoff First Monday Sean Mendez... Who. So Here is the Less is More moment from the show. He never took the 2nd week off in October. So either now we only get 6 shows a month from here till 12-31 Or Ray died.
  3. The Jackie Chair

    **09-30-24 #70 Chris "Turkey Leg" Stapleton TiYW™ Victory Lap THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff I honestly can't think of anything else they will do today except a victory lap for the 1 hour and 50 minute Wikipedia recap of the Chris "Drumstick" Stapleton. I guess he will talk football and baseball because he believes Heterosexual male humans do this but since they are...
  4. Uncle Larry

    How I Spent My Summer Vacation - Singing to a Cat

    
Howard is making great use of his two months off by singing to the "Moosh" and says he wants to sign her up with the Don Buchwald Agency. :facepalm: Also says to Beefus who loves me more than this cat, not even you - and she says "I'd have to agree" :jj:
  5. The Jackie Chair

    **06-06-22 #47 Back for Noine Shows Then 2 Months of Vacation THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff After 17 days of vacation we have a special Groovin Monday to start the grueling run of Noine shows till the whole summer off. Bonus dead Bon Jòvi bassist will give a death Wiki. Christ Mock On
  6. Uncle Larry

    Lame Howard Stern Column of the Day - More Unintentional Comedy than the Stern Show

    Dude (slow adult?) in Mississippi compares Howard to Oprah and makes ridiculous claims about the wig. https://www.leader-call.com/opinion/columnists/perception-over-pragmatism/article_ff60ff00-1566-11eb-9041-93b9bf698e33.html "When you hear the name Howard Stern, what’s the first thing you...
  7. The Jackie Chair

    **11-16-17 Moldy Leftover Carpet Melon "Bonus Show" THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning gunkcoff The dreaded "make up" day has arrived with unfunny stretching into 4 days. "Carpet Melon" was coined by Benjamin when Wiggy was avoiding commenting on a political story Blobin and said he was looking for a piece of melon that fell on the floor and could not comment. I strongly...
  8. The Jackie Chair

    Super Busy, Mr Showbusiness, Meeting Magnet Wiggy

    Wiggy made a big deal about how busy he is this morning. Sooooooo many meetings with so many deals. Mocking Steve Harvey about him not having time. Here is Mr Showbusiness working hard on a Wednesday (Wednesday!) Afternoon playing with ki'ens.
  9. The Jackie Chair

    **5-22-17 Chris Cornell Music Hour THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning :coffee: Get ready for the Not-Better Late Than Never "Eulogy" of Chris Cornell. He has hours of tape to play and will foundly remember him for providing him with free music to play for his show. I fully expect "He was going to be on soon" line and that he was a kook but not a dick...
  10. The Jackie Chair

    **03-29-17 Wednesday is for Leftovers THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning :coffee: Well Plughead did it again he promo'd something for 2 days straight to build it up as something worth hearing and it will turn out to be a floating turd. We have Steve Nowicki Richard's Simmons and the Obituary bits to fill the 9 am hour with stockpiled fake phoney phone calls...
  11. The Jackie Chair

    **03-28-17 Tuesday is Obituary Day THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning :coffee: Plughead is giving his "obituaries" sadly the moron means Eulogy since this is the definition of an obituary- a notice of a death, especially in a newspaper, typically including a brief biography of the deceased person.- Kason Japlan filled time on Monday so Steve Nowicki...
  12. The Jackie Chair

    **03-27-17 Memet Memet where art Thou THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning :coffee: That's right America's favorite Twink had a cliff hanger on the last episode of These are the Plugs of Our Lives and it will be answered for nobody except the head Twink Plughead. Does Pluggy get his wish and see Memet's Mr Softee? WGAS WGAF Other than that it is the 26...
  13. The Jackie Chair

    **01-18-17 Hard Workin' Wednesday THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning :coffee: After the pointless non promoted interview of an A list Actor Twiggy has proven his irrelevance once again. There is no ryme or reason to the Wig's show at this point and it is as unentertaining as it is unpredictable. This will probably be the last show for January, the...
  14. The Jackie Chair

    **01-04-17 Runnin on Empty 447 More to Go THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD **

    Morning :coffee: Twiggy showed all sorts of range yesterday, he show sad indifference, happy indifference, inquisitive indifference and my favorite indifferent indifference. With this short week already at its end I can not fathom a real guest so 4 more hours of Wiggy's and the millennials...
  15. The Jackie Chair

    **12-13-16 Bobo Filler Day 1 THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD **

    Morning :coffee: After that non event of a show on Monday, we'll except for Matthew Berry saying the 3 subjects that shall not be spoke{Marci, Allison and daughters} we can only go down from there. Non listener Superfan Bobo will write his essay live on air being proctored by a 5th grade...
  16. The Jackie Chair

    **12-07-16 A Show that Will Live in Irrelevance THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

    Morning :coffee: So much cock, so much cock There is a small chance that an actor from Office Christmas Party may show up, but they may have said letting your paid beard be at our our premier was enough. We will probably end the Worst Week Ever with just the Wig and Pig being senile
  17. The Jackie Chair

    **12-6-16 TuesGay THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD **

    Morning :coffee: Well, the show can't get any gayer? Right? Today we should have a rehash of the outing of Sal and Richard and go on and on about gay. If there is no guest we can be in #WSE territory. Mock on
  18. The Jackie Chair

    **09-20-16 This is No Laughing Matter THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD **

    Morning :coffee: Having realized I may not have something as witty as Monday I just painfully thought of Monday's show and realized Wiggy does not have comedians on anymore. I wish I could have an idea of the guest but Stern Show Twitter is beyond useless, they don't even point out live...
  19. The Jackie Chair

    **09-13-16 A Guest! THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD **

    Morning :coffee: Wigerace' found a way to kill 4 perfectly good hours on Monday with zero planning or thought. Today the millennials have to skim through Wikipedia to get questions ready for the unnamed guest who will kill 80 minutes of airtime. Only 4 Years 3 months and 16 days till it is...
  20. The Jackie Chair

    **09-12-16 Back to Oblivion THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD **

    Morning :coffee: After the most undeserving vacation in history Twigward is back to provide nothing but endless hours of filler. I am not Kreskin but I predict Gene Wilder talk Benjy is fat talk Homo erotica Hillary talk Bachelor talk 45 minutes of interrupted "news" Mock on.
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